r/roastmypet

Image 1 — Roast my fur cousins
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Roast my fur cousins

1: Franco: ~15 year old chihuahua
2: Oliver: ~16 year old chihuahua
3: Peaches: Almost 3 year old sheltie
4: Coco: 1.5 year old chihuahua
5: All four dogs
6: Cali: friendly cat (there are like 3 more hiding)

u/Amelia_Amity — 1 day ago

Roast this ball of hatred and spite ⚽️🔥

Her existence is fueled by food, rage and mom’s cuddles (she doesn’t let anybody else cuddle her back)

u/leaperdaemonking — 3 days ago

My mom asked me to post her dog because he didn’t get many roasts last time

This is chief he is a fourteen year old Yorkie poodle mix. He does not like hugs, he isnt a fan of children, he loves to beg for table food. He is missing quite a few teeth, he only likes girl dogs, and he has several dog beds he is extremely spoiled he gets a treat every night before bed. He has a whole wardrobe and known in the area for his attire he is cute but He WILL bite if you piss him off! Even though he is my dog brother he still needs roasted up real good ROAST HIM ! I put several pics

u/Particular-Humor-502 — 4 days ago

Mars gets told by everyone that he’s beautiful. Bring him down please?!

He’s a 20 month old, supposed LGD with one testicle. Every time I let him pick a toy, he picks a sparkly, fluffy, pink unicorn. He eats loads but is a bit of a bean pole. He’s scared of the MGM Lion and the Netflix “badoom”.

He is a Bonny boy but he thinks too much of himself right now. All comments will be passed on to Mars himself!

u/FisherNate91 — 4 days ago

My third dog, max

Im really loving this thread, im sad that I only have 3 dogs and already posted the other two, however i will enjoy roasting all of your pets! Please make this last one count and roast tf out of Max.

He is a very bad boy known to knock over trash cans in our house to eat scraps, he is overly friendly with everyone and every dog.. somehow caught a bat in the backyard, caught a baby bird 😔 (it died) and loves to bark at EVERYTHING he starts barking as early as 6 am waking everyone up! And he always has this funky smell to him… very wet doggish smell.. even after going to the groomer! He is 7 years old and a Yorkie he is missing PLENTY TEETH. .

I included several pictures because I think he is kinda cute even though he a stinky boy

u/Particular-Humor-502 — 6 days ago

My sisters pomchi

She is 13 her name is coco and she is very mean but never bites just likes to growl this is 2/3 of the dogs I live with later I’ll post max my Yorkie coco has two dog beds but she kept getting into this box… so we cut wn opening and gave her a old blanket and old north face jacket for bedding and she loves it 😂 ( we live together and she knows im posting this )

u/Particular-Humor-502 — 7 days ago

It’s been awhile since I posted Cosmo here

Also tell my sister that Mr. Mo looks good in a dress

u/Amelia_Amity — 6 days ago