r/roastmypet
shame him
this dumb idiot bit me extremely hard after feeding thinking my hand was a mealworm and made me bleed. shame the evil beast
u/sydneysargent — 13 hours ago
▲ 33 r/roastmypet
We’re back
Roast this toe licker in her donut of shame
u/Unfair_Jellyfish1100 — 17 hours ago
▲ 26 r/roastmypet
Roast his ignorant ass!
Ollie is pig ignorant and only listens to women. Roast him now!
u/Prior_Elephant_5187 — 1 day ago
▲ 26 r/roastmypet
Roast his no-license-having ass
Middle of the night he jumps into this drop top and zoomies around the entire house, especially on the straightaways.
u/DelicateJohnson — 4 days ago
My Sweet Ellie Mae, 6 months old and personality plus!
u/justjanok — 8 days ago
▲ 68 r/roastmypet
Lu knows all to well that she’s adorable: let’s humble her a bit🤣🤣
u/shanana514 — 6 days ago
Roast my gremlin 🔥🔥🔥
Here are various photos of my strange son, Rex. He is orange and white so basically half gremlin half angel - decided to emphasize the gremlin side in these pics.
ROAST HIM IN THE COMMENTS 🔥🔥🔥
u/meegandee — 7 days ago
▲ 30 r/roastmypet
Portable sized creature: Rocco.
Objective: Humiliation.
u/Nahanoj_Zavizad — 5 days ago
▲ 33 r/roastmypet
roast my baby girl
she just turned 6 months and is 10lbs, about as big as she's gonna get!
u/unknowablecore — 6 days ago