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The Shape of a Man

They taught us in school that the aliens could look like anybody.

Mrs. Toller reminded us every morning before the pledge.

TRUST YOUR GUT!

That was what the posters said.

So I did.

I was nine that year. The war had ended three years before I was born.

My small town of Chickasaw sat under missile towers that never stopped watching the sky.

Everybody knew the signs. Too much eye contact. Not enough eye contact. Walking at night. Closing the curtains in the daytime. Asking questions about the power grid. Not saying “sir” or “ma’am.”

Every week, somebody got taken in for testing. Most came back. Some didn’t.

Daddy said you can never be sure because the Things adapted quickly.

Daddy knew because he'd fought them in the Incursion, when Birmingham burned. He was missing his left ear and two fingers on his right hand. His leg dragged when he walked.

We had a neighbor named Mr. Bell. He lived alone in the house by the dead pecan tree. Mama said his wife had died in the evacuation from Mobile. Daddy said that was what he claimed.

He fixed radios and old fans. He always waved at passersby from his porch.

I watched Mr. Bell like a good citizen should.

On the morning of July 3rd, I saw him behind his shed with a little radio. It was an old silver one with a bent antenna. He turned the dial slowly and looked up at the sky. Then he wrote something in a notebook.

At dinner I told Mama and Daddy.

Daddy stared at me for a long time. Then he asked, “You sure, Clay?”

“Yes, sir.”

He got up without finishing his food. Mama called the hotline. Daddy opened the gun safe.

The black vans came before bedtime.

Men in gray uniforms broke down Mr. Bell’s door. They brought him out in his underwear. He was crying.

“They're weather numbers,” he said. “For the garden. I swear to God.”

He turned to face Daddy.

“Hollis?” Mr. Bell shouted. “Tell them. You know me.”

Daddy just stood there silent on the porch with his rifle.

One of the officers hit Mr. Bell in the stomach and he folded over. They put a hood on him and pushed him into a van.

The next morning was Independence Day.

Flags hung from every deck. The church parking lot had grills going by noon. There were pulled pork, hot dogs, sweet tea, and red-white-and-blue cupcakes. People hardly ever celebrated the Fourth much after the invasion. But this year was an exception. We'd caught one.

By afternoon people were gathered outside the county jail. Somebody said the authorities were taking too long. Somebody else said the Things had infiltrated the government.

Daddy drove us there to 'bare witness.'

The crowd was hot and loud. Men carried flags. Some carried guns. One man had painted REMEMBER BIRMINGHAM on a piece of plywood.

There were officers with AR-15s on the roof of the jailhouse, but they were local men, and their own families were in the crowd.

The sheriff came out and told everyone to go home.

A brick hit him in the face.

After that, it happened fast.

They broke the jail windows. They pulled the doors open with chains hooked to pickup trucks. People cheered when the hinges snapped.

Mr. Bell came out without shoes.

His face was swollen. His hands were tied. He tried to speak, but the crowd drowned him out.

“Show us your true form,” someone yelled.

Daddy pushed forward. Mama pulled me back. But I wanted to see.

The first punch knocked Mr. Bell down. Then everybody seemed to move at once. Boots hit him. Fists hit him. A woman from church struck him with a flagpole. Daddy kicked him hard with his good leg and almost fell. He laughed when another man caught him.

Someone brought out a length of rope tied into a noose.

Mr. Bell was not crying anymore. He made a sound like he could not breathe. His eyes were open and rolling.

They threw the rope over the old traffic light frame where the signal had not worked since the EMP. The crowd lifted him. His body jerked. People screamed with joy.

I waited for him to change.

Everybody said they changed when they died. The human skin split. The gray underneath came out slick and shining. That was how you knew. That was how you could be sure.

Mr. Bell just hung there.

His undershirt rode up. His stomach was pale and hairy. Blood ran down his chin. One of his feet twitched, then stopped.

Still human.

Maybe it took time.

They cut him down after a while. Some men dragged him behind a truck. Others followed, laughing and filming. Daddy went with them.

I saw Daddy take out his knife.

"Look away!" Mama cried, pulling me close to her.

But Daddy said, “No, Sadie, don’t. The boy needs to see how the human race survives.”

So I watched.

They cut off fingers and toes as souvenirs. They poured fuel over what was left. Somebody set him on fire with a sparkler. The flames caught fast. People stepped back from the heat and livestreamed it.

A girl from my class smiled beside the burning body while her mother took a picture.

The fireworks started at dark.

Red and blue bursts opened over the courthouse roof. The crowd sang "Sweet Home Alabama." People drank beer. Children chased each other with glow sticks. Plates of barbecue passed from hand to hand.

Daddy came back smelling like smoke.

He had blood on his shirt and a black smear across his cheek. People clapped him on the back.

“You did good, son,” he told me.

I nodded because I knew I was supposed to.

Across the square, Mr. Bell’s charred corpse smoldered.

No gray skin. No claws. No second mouth. No alien bones.

Just a man-shaped thing becoming ash.

Above us, the fireworks cracked.

We erupted in cheers.

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u/PageTurner627 — 20 hours ago

2062 A01

The year was 2062.

It felt strange to think that I was nearing eighty.

Then again, with all the advances in technology,

most people my age looked—and felt—closer to fifty anyway.

My retro wrist device vibrated.

When I lifted my head,

I noticed a notification on the retro laptop sitting across the room as well.

An advertisement, perhaps...

I glanced at the watch.

"Spacetime Experience"

I closed my eyes again.

My twenties had been marked by natural disasters.

My thirties had been spent simply trying to survive.

Then came the pandemic. Then the wars.

I sat up and scrolled through the notification on the laptop.

Experience Access Approval Notice

So I'd been accepted.

I'd entered a lottery for a service that

allowed people to communicate with the past through

what was essentially an online message board spanning time itself.

In old-fashioned terms, I suppose you could call it "time travel".

Though it all happened through the web.

A list of warnings followed.

Any attempt to deliberately alter events in the target period is strictly prohibited.

  • Posts may be automatically deleted.
  • Relevant authorities may be notified.

There were plenty of other restrictions and precautions as well.

I pressed Accept.

After authentication, a form appeared.

At the top of a pale gray window was a label:

DESTINATION

Beneath it was a single field.

Year (A.D.)

I entered:

2026

Then, with my thumb, I pressed the Enter key on the retro laptop.

*This English text was translated by AI based on a Japanese text.

*And this is a fictional story, of course.

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u/elcajonino — 2 days ago

The WTF! Signal

PART 1

SETI headquarters. The beacon on the massive radio receiver blinked red in a steady, rhythmic pulse. It hadn’t done so since the Wow! signal back in ‘77. But there was no ambiguity this time. No space debris or local station interference could explain this one. The message was unmistakable. Bypassing all language barriers and hearing impairments, the words resonated clear as day simultaneously in every functioning thalamus on the pale blue dot.

\*YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS.\*

And so began the avalanche.

Among those who didn’t slip immediately into madness, the denials and claims of hoax were quickly silenced. Not a soul had been exempt from the signal. Seven billion people on the planet. They couldn’t be asked to agree on even so much as the Earth being round, but certainly they had all heard \*that.\*

The consensus ended there, however. The explanations that followed were legion. A mind control experiment gone awry, a mass collective hallucination…many called it the word of God.

So it was two weeks then. To achieve what?

Some believed it was to achieve world peace, or perhaps merely inner peace. Others believed it was simply an announcement of the coming end times, and that there was nothing to be done but to enjoy the time remaining. Others still, to ensure there was finally agreement on what god to follow. Whatever the case was, it was clear that humankind’s collective assignment now had a deadline.

The course of history so then began its speed run. The oppressed, with nothing to lose, turned on the powerful. The religious orders, offering no better explanation for the phenomenon than anyone else could muster, splintered into cults of sacrifice and all manner of debauchery and hedonistic orgy. One by one the institutions upholding civilization smoldered, burned and collapsed. And the leaders, desperate to avoid retribution from the other world powers in the midst of their vulnerability, preemptively flailed at each other with all that they could. Diplomacy performed by the kiloton, then by the megaton.

The clouds, briefly illuminated by the great fireballs, slowly grew dark. The wind went unheard for the first time in eons.

The great receiver array remained pointed at the sky. Slowly, the beacon began its blinking red pulse once more. It persisted for a moment, then perhaps for another minute or two, before joining the Earth in final silence.

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

PART 2

Intergalactic Library Employee Portal

Username: xbeegles
Password:\*\*\*\*\*\*\*

Welcome, Xanthron Beeglesborg

Open Mail —> Sent Folder

Sent to Tentacles, Xorgnax Q., Blurgsday 5/55/6386

Hello Mr. Tentacles,

It has been brought to our attention that your rental is overdue. Please direct your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
Xanthron Beeglesborg

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

Sent to Tentacles, Xorgnax Q., Bleensday, 5/68/6386

Hello Mr. Tentacles,

Your rental remains overdue. Please return your rental to the Intergalactic Library as soon as possible. Your timely cooperation is appreciated.

Sincerely,
Xanthron Beeglesborg

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

Sent to Tentacles, Xorgnax Q., Blarnxday, 6/32/6386

Xorgnax,

Come on, work with me here. I know you did me a favor that one time, but you’re making my job very difficult right now, and I’m sure you’re aware of it. I’m going to have to impose a late fee. Please return your copy of you-know-what ASAP or I’ll have to enact a ban.

Xanthron

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

Sent to Tentacles, Xorgnax Q., Bleensday, 6/48/6386

“New Email, who dis?” Really, Xorgnax? Do you even understand how this works? These messages are beamed telepathically to you directly; and I know you understand them because they’re translation independent teletext. I dare say you qualify as a sentient being, so you should have received and perfectly comprehended all of my messages thus far. You have four weeks. I think this is generous, all things considered. Please return it, Xorgnax.

Xanthron

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

Sent to Tentacles, Xorgnax Q., SENT TO BROADCAST ALL, Broonsday, 7/2/6386

You have two weeks.

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

Personal Outbox of Xanthron Beeglesborg

SENT TO BROADCAST ALL, Bleensday, 10/54/6386

Apologies to all for any confusion caused by my previous message, specifying “you have two weeks,” as it was mistakenly set to teletext broadcast, and thus subject to telepathic reception by all sapient individuals within our galactic sector, and perhaps beyond. I understand some time has passed and I’m sure most of you have forgotten this trivial matter by now; nonetheless, it behooves me to provide some context to my error.

To clarify, the message in question was intended only for a certain individual whose identity shall remain clearly specified, Xorgnax Quincy Tentacles, whose stubborn refusal to return to the Intergalactic Library in timely fashion the videotape entitled “Cloaca Pounders 4: Wet and Wild,” resulted in the chain of communication culminating in the message you all erroneously received. If my message caused distress to any among you, it may provide some consolation to know that I was unceremoniously terminated from my twelve year position at the Intergalactic Library as a result of my error, and that you should thusly not anticipate any further unsolicited messages from the squalid hovel in which I now live.

I thank you for your understanding, and you may consider this matter resolved. If it provides you any additional closure, the Library has kindly informed me that Mr. Tentacles did in fact eventually return his videotape, and that “Cloaca Pounders 4: Wet And Wild” is now available again for public enjoyment.

Sincerely,
Xanthron Beeglesborg

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u/TheLakeAndTheGlass — 5 days ago

First contact.

"We are the Aracnax. We come in peace." the translator whirred to life. "We bear 8 legs, fangs sharper than-" the transmission cut itself off. Men were scrambling around the helm attempting to re-establish the signal "-we have located your star and have plotted a shift to your system." Before we could attempt a reply they had opened up a wormhole a few light minutes ahead of us and had sent a cruiser through. However, they were hesitant to approach our vessel.

They had alerted us that during their scan of our ship they had discovered large amounts of a galaxy-wide neurotoxin embedded within our supplies and suspected we had been sabotaged.

Capsaicin.

After doing a thorough scan of our ship they had discovered the chemical in large amounts inside several different parts of the ship, with the highest being in the cafeteria. They informed us that the legal limit for capsaicin among our sector was 50 fluxions. Our vessel contained well above 400 billion.

The Aracnax explained that I'd more than 600 fluxions were to enter their vents it would trigger a pain response so severe it would lead to cardiac arrest and strokes. Above 1000 leads to instant death.

We then had a shipment of Carolina Reapers shipped to the Aracnax for examination. They informed us that it had scored 80 quintillion fluxions and that simply standing within 40 meters of the crate was enough to make one crew member pass away.

A quarantine was swiftly enforced around Sol and the nearby alpha centuri until the Galactic Federation scheduled a meeting on it.

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u/AutismPotato227 — 5 days ago

The Lost Ones.

The first thing I do when a ship pops out of FTL is check its frequency. If the frequency doesn't match, it’s not my problem. They are already too far gone. I just report it up the chain.

After the frequency matches, there are usually only small anomalies I am trained to deal with: ID mismatches and such. Ships are always diverging from FTL travel. We try to retire older or stranger ships and re-integrate the diverged. It stops the runaway copy-of-a-copy effect.

The ID was a bust on my first ship of the day. I asked him some more questions, like, “What happened to the Eiffel Tower?” He said it was standing tall. I informed him it had collapsed here. I asked his address, and sure enough, it belonged to a traveler lost a few years ago matching his description. This version said he had only been gone a month.

He was pretty diverged, not the worst I had seen, but the kind of thing you look for to stop it from getting worse. I put him in with the reintegration team and moved on.

Another ship popped out of FTL. The frequency matched, and I opened a channel.

They were not speaking my language, a bad sign. They sounded desperate. I shared the signal with the linguist team, and they tried to reach them with everything from Mandarin to Swahili, but nothing seemed to make it through.

However, a frequency match means the ship must be inspected.

The symbols on the side were not in any language we recognized. Behind the windows were people of an unknown ethnicity staring back. They looked scared and hungry.

I re-examined the frequency. It was very close, but not exactly the same. It was not our frequency, just a close coincidence. It should have been reported up the chain before it was inspected.

We tried to drive them off, but they didn’t understand or could not comply.

There was only one thing to do in that situation. We had to protect our timeline from being overrun by the endless divergence of FTL.

The next day was just like any other day, scanning frequencies, making sure they matched, sending the ones that didn’t up the chain. I knew what that meant; I was just happy I didn’t have to do it.

Then a massive ship popped into existence right outside my station. Nothing close to a frequency match. Before I could respond, billions more arrived. I watched as the ships outnumbered the stars and obscured the sun. Our once-proud navy was nothing but a rounding error to them.

I just sat, shaking in my seat, before I heard a voice over the radio. “Our records indicate that I am currently speaking a language compatible with this timeline. Respond with your callsign now.”

I trembled but answered in as professional a tone as I could muster. “This is Charley 1-9-8-8 responding to your transmission... o-over.”

“Charley 1-9-8-8, order all military to stand down and surrender immediately.”

“I do not have anything close to the authority to order any—”

“You have been granted authority. You are now an emissary for the Causal Empire. Failure to perform your duties will result in immediate execution and replacement.”

“Why? Why me?”

“You were the first to reply. Your orders are to oversee the surrender of your timeline... emissary.”

I called the people who used to be my superiors. I didn't feel like I had any authority, but I did feel I had the responsibility to handle the surrender as best I could.

“Instruct the population to report to city centers for collection and synchronization. Cooperation will grant citizenship; resistance, death. All will be returned within 24 hours.”

I relayed the orders. Ships were landing within the hour, and all 12 billion people of this planet were whisked away or hunted down within a single day.

By the next morning, every frequency matched.

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u/thicka — 9 days ago

HAPPYDOCTORSMILINGFACE!!!

We’re in a UCLA dorm, sometime in the 1970s…

It’s hazy…

Three guys, Tim, Burner and Lee are sitting around listening to Hendrix and fucking about on a primitive computer…

Lee and Tim are nerds.

Burner is a Stanford dropout with an interest in Satanism and the occult who’s currently involved in something called the Hollywood Babylon Working, which is what he’s explaining to Lee, when Tim spots a card sticking out of Burner’s pocket.

“What’s that?” he asks.

“This?”

“Uh-huh, the card,” says Lee. “Is that part of your ‘working’ thing?”

“Kinda,” says Burner as Hendrix sings “And so castles made of sand, fall in the sea, eeeeventually,” “it’s a card game I’ve been working on.”

“How’s it work?” asks Tim.

Now all three of them are looking at this card, which Burner’s pulled out. It’s about the size of a baseball card except instead of a ball player on it it’s got a smiling handsome doctor’s face. Even just looking at it makes them feel everything’s gonna be alright. Whatever it is, it’s fine, it’s cool…

“The idea is you collect them, then make a deck of them, then take turns playing them. Everybody’s got a life total, and you got resources and every card costs resources to play. Like this one—” The name on the card is HAPPYDOCTORSMILINGFACE!!! “—let’s you do something and get away with it. Say you play a card that has some consequence and you don’t wanna have to deal with the consequence, play this card and—” Burner snaps his fingers. “—it’s cool, no more consequence, like when you get bad news from a doctor but because of the way he says it, you don’t even get mad, you just accept it.”

“How many resources does it take?”

“One life,” says Burner.

“Is that a lot?”

“I don’t know. I guess it’s not like a whole lot.”

“Maybe we can play sometime.”

“I don’t know,” says Burner. “It’s not done yet. All I’ve got are some prototypes.”

Tim takes the card, looks it over. “Pretty surreal eh?”

“Yeah, they’re all like that.”

“Can I keep it?” asks Tim.

“Sure,” says Burner. “I got a couple others…

— 18 YEARS LATER —>

“I’m gonna fucking kill you, man!”

Tim, in a suit, scared, backs away from the scaryassmotherfucker walking to him. “I’m… sorry,” he chokes out. He’s sweating. His hands are shaking. “It was an accident. I… I…”

“You're gonna make it right. I’m gonna make sure of that.”

Tim reaches for—fumbles—his wallet, picks it up, says, “Maybe I can give you a stock tip? That way you can—”

“Cash.”

“I don’t have that much cash on me, but I know things… things that are going to make people a lot of money, OK? I’m working on the internet and—”

“The inter-what?”

“Here, I’ll give you my business card,” says Tim, and he tries to pull one out with shaking fingers, but because they’re shaking he fucks up and instead pulls out

HAPPYDOCTORSMILINGFACE!!!

The scaryassmotherfucker’s eyes go spinning, then the vein in his neck stops throbbing. He drops his arms. “You know what? It’s cool,” he says.

“Cool?” asks Tim.

“It was just an accident.”

“Yeah…”

“It wasn’t your fault.”

Then he turns around and leaves, leaving Tim, collapsing to the ground, still holding the card, thinking, Huh.

…New Collectible Card Game is Sweeping the Globe & Mail: "Coming in From All Across the Country About a New York York Times: "Are Tough and the Tough Get...

HAPPYDOCTORSMILINGFACE!!!

“Oh, it’s OK. It happens. I probably deserved to be cheated on with my sister.”

HAPPYDOCTORSMILINGFACE!!!

“He wouldn’t stop barking. I get why you shot him.”

HAPPYDOCTORSMILINGFACE!!!

“Paperwork gets misplaced. I understand. Yes, my husband won’t get the treatment he needs, but mistakes happen.”

— 9 MONTHS LATER —>

The phone rings.

“What the fuck have you done!”

“Who is this—”

“You know who the fuck this is. You know why I’m not meeting you face to face, you fucking thief.”

“Burner?”

“It was my game.”

“It’s my game. I built it all off the one card.”

“It’s not just a fucking card.”

“You said—”

“When I said it, it was just a card. Then we did the Hollywood Babylon Working, Tim. That changed things. It changed a lot of things.”

“Do you want money? I’ll give you money.”

“I want you to stop.”

“Stop what?”

“The game. You need to stop the game. Destroy all the cards.”

“Because it affects reality?”

“Because it fucking overrides reality, you fucking idiot.”

“I’m not responsible for what people do—”

“Like Hell.”

“It’s just a tool.”

.

“Burner?”

.

“Burner, you there?”

“I’m here. There’s a cost, Tim. Playing the card has a cost. Where do you think it draws ‘life’ from? It nothing else, consider that.”

— 4 MONTHS LATER —>

In an overheated, gutted-out factory that used to manufacture sneakers, hundreds of thin, thirsty children stand for 12-hour shifts holding up cards: the same card:

LIFEMEBRO!!!

The text on the card says: Play to gain one life.

Nothing else worked.

You couldn’t gain unlimited life, or ten life, or even two. It had to be one. But there’s a catch, a new mechanic:

Each life may be assigned to yourself or another player of your choosing.

So there’s a market.

And there’s no known limit on how much life any one player can hold. Perhaps there’s no limit at all. And gaining life, well, it feels a little bit like a tiny electrical shock, thinks Tim, as he announces before a boardroom: “That’s right—we’re going virtual with it. We’re going to put the game on-line. The internet is the future.”

— MEANWHILE —

Burner sits in the dark at a desk, wearing a strap-on headlight.

He’s working on a card.

He’s writing text that says: Play to destroy all cards. Can only be played once. Playing the card ends the—

Bang.

He drops dead.

Sure, maybe that means we’re fucked.

But,

HAPPYDOCTORSMILINGFACE!!!

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u/normancrane — 9 days ago

The World that Ended on Repeat

Every phone in the room buzzed with catastrophic urgency, each pair of eyes glued to those screens in a split second.

Their hands were clammy around their devices, their voices increasing in volume as the realization had sunken in. Some accepted it while the other few pondered a tangible escape.

They started to shout at each other until a crowd was exiled from the building they were in, and into the outside where they became victims to nature. The winds heavily battered the crowd until it thinned out. They left in their cars and raced back home, not sure what kind of time they had left.

Oblivious to them, someone was watching.

His thumb was steady and firm on the trigger

He pushed it softly and pressed himself back against the seat carrying his body.

He knew how important he was.

Then there was a blinding flash of light that engulfed the residents below.

They didn’t have time to scream.

There was a sudden silence and then a beckoning peace.

The sun finally arose and the enchanting melody of birds tweeting in the distance replaced the chaos merely seconds before.

The residents had woken up peacefully from their beds and turned on their television monitors. A new day had begun, and the next three months would go on without another event on the horizon.

He stared at the horizon and contemplated his next move, his fingers itching over the trigger. He caressed it like a newborn and remembered how it felt to be in control without being seen.

The residents remained in a blissful whirlwind of purely ignorant content.

The world had started over.

It was only the first time.

Then the world awoke with a ruthless thunder.

They screamed, they ran to their houses, they found safety in repetition heedless of their true predicament.

They moved in unison, mindlessly following the chorus.

He didn’t worry about changing their instructions, no use in rearranging the code that plugged their collective consciousness to the Hive that dictated their bodies.

Their sleeping carcasses rested in artificial permafrost.

Then the world started over again.

And again.

And then it continued until he began to ponder sleep, the long-awaited slumber beckoning him to its warm embrace.

He wanted to close his eyes; he wanted to dream of his new paradise. A paradise in which others would call it an unforgiving purgatory, if they weren’t unsuspecting of their subconscious prison.

It was the world that kept ending on repeat.

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u/qu33n94 — 11 days ago

DVD

"When you're dead, it's like before you were born."

"What does one have to do with the other?"

I fell asleep peacefully in my bed.

I hadn't watched that DVD in years.

And it was combat sports.

Before I died, I wanted to leave it to my son, George.

Write your will while you still can.

Why had the world never appreciated the irony of the event's date?

Embarrassingly, that was my last thought before I drifted off.

They cremated me, just as I had requested.

George handled my death surprisingly well.

"Just decline the inheritance."

That was always my answer whenever the subject came up.

I wanted to leave him nothing except the DVD.

Why had I never told him about it?

George was allowed back into my apartment one last time while my body was being prepared for the funeral.

I should have cleaned the place.

He picked up the photo album and looked at the empty DVD cases.

"Never really made it into the modern age."

He wiped away a tear and slipped the album into his backpack.

There was probably still drool on my pillow.

He stared at it for a few seconds.

Then his eyes drifted toward the television.

From above, I would've cheered.

But I had other things to do.

George frowned, wiped away the last of his tears, and unplugged the DVD player.

The DVD player survived every move George ever made.

Eventually it became the oldest thing he owned.

George became a father.

He watched boxing with his son the same way I had watched it with him.

Later, he signed the boy up for a boxing trial class.

The kid had my genes after all.

It was a successful day.

His wife had forbidden him from putting a television in the bedroom.

So George stayed up watching TV after the rest of the family had gone to sleep.

For once, he treated himself to a cold non-alcoholic beer.

I had been a good father.

George glanced at the last moving box sitting in the corner of the room.

Why not watch a movie on DVD?

The streaming services had started showing ads.

He searched through the box, immediately figured out my collection of adapters, and managed to connect the DVD player to the television.

Then he dug through my DVD cases and eventually found some that still contained actual discs.

One of them was his mother's favorite movie.

His eyes lit up.

The tray slid open.

George noticed there was already a DVD inside.

A blue disc with muscular fighters on the cover.

He realized this must have been what I was watching when my time ran out.

He took the batteries out of his electric razor, put them into the remote, and took a sip of beer.

Young people don't understand DVD menus.

So he simply pressed "Play All."

I should have been a better father.

The DVD showed George three hours of scripted fights.

He had the time of his life.

Not because of the athleticism.

But because of the perfectionist feuds created on the microphone.

The main event arrived.

George took another sip of beer.

The night's intro hit.

"Money! MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!"

The two-time President of the United States walked out.

A beautiful blonde woman hanging from each arm.

Blonde like his dyed hair.

He made it rain dollar bills.

The crowd held them up to the cameras.

They were real.

His match was against another billionaire.

None other than the owner of the entire event.

The loser would have his head shaved by the winner.

I had never seen George so captivated by a television.

The beer was gone.

Yet he watched every chokeslam, every tombstone, every neckbreaker performed by the President.

The President was down.

The other billionaire stood over him and reached for his throat with both hands.

The President kicked him between the legs and rolled himself and his opponent into a ball.

The bald referee slapped the mat.

1

2

3

VICTORY!

George stared at the screen with his mouth hanging open.

"Dad. What the fuck?"

George will never know what it was like in my time.

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u/Character-Corgi-1202 — 13 days ago