Sikar is not as dry as I thought… crazy experience today!
So today I had an experirnce like never before in this fuckin' city.
I’m from this shekhawati region only, but not exactly from sikar, but now that we hv got our newly built home here i can finally call myself a Sikarite lol. Imma 23, graduated this july.
My friend from Maharashtra who’s working in a big tech company came to Sikar yesterday to meet me. He told me to show him around, and what followed was something I never expected in this place! You people from mumbai or delhi might have seen this kind of shi, but in Sikar? Nah, nvr...
Let me start from the very beginning. We went to Smriti Van in the morning and spent a good few hours there... Around 11ish, we were roaming on scooty near Ghanta Ghar when my friend suddenly asked me to look for some service or escorts so he could call a girl and fuck her in his hotel room.
I told him straight up “ki yaar ye sikar hai, jaipur hota toh bhi setting krwa dete teri, but yahan mahool sukha hai, kuch nahi milega idhar, bas coaching girls hai jo mostly padhne aai hai aur local shekhawati k log toh tujhe vaise bhi bhav nahi denge kyunki unko toh marwadi bolne wala banda chahiye, hookup scene almost dead hai idhar, bhr ki ladkiyan mostly padhne aai hai, aur agar koi unme se koi sexually active bhi hua, jo tu expect kr raha hai toh wo tujhe kabhi batayegi nahi kyunki mostly shy hai idhar”
He just looked at me and said, “lund bc! dhoondne se toh bhagwan milegi, rand kya chij hai”.. I know this guy is disgusting, but please forgive him… he was brought up in thane’s (mumbai) society where this kind of thing is just normalised.
We had lunch at burger farm on piprali road, came home and rested for a bit. Around 4 I was supposed to drop him at his hotel, but he kept insisting we keep looking for a girl he could get laid with tonight... So we wandered around some more, tried every place that’s locally famius.
Around 7, we landed at madan ji ki kulfi on piprali rd. Two girls were already sitting there. Personally, I felt they looked a bit young, but my friend… ahhhh... He just walked up and asked “are u from any coaching?”
They smiled and said:
“Yes, matrix se hai hum”
He somehow had instant chemistry with them. I murmured in his ear “ki bc, kya kr raha hai, chodd de inhe faltu ka case lg jayega jyada backchodi ki toh”
He didn’t listen. came straight to the point and said “ki yaar aap coaching ki toh nahi lgti”
To which, the girl with piercing in her ear replied “nahi yaar, hum behane hain, aur bas aaj sunday ko masti krne nikle hain”
I had to intervene (I know it might sound weird {kyunki ftt rahi thi bc}, but I did). I asked them directly “aap log 18+ ho na”
Both of them looked at each other, laughed, and said, “ofcourse yrr, in coaching ne toh sikar kharab kr rakha hai, chal rahi hai zindigi yahin college mein”
I didn’t push further... Then my blud asked them straight “yaar idhar sikar mein koi callgirls wala system nahi hai ya”
They both paused for a second. Even I felt this was beyond repair because people here aren’t used to such blunt questions, especially not to girls.
But they surprisingly replied “yrr sex krna hai? yun hi bta do, idhar open hai scene, aap kisi ko bhi puch lo, log toh bas puchne ki der hai, sab chalta hai idhar chupke chupke”
I felt second-hand embarrassment thinking “bc ye kya hai! itne open kabse ho gaye sikar k log”, but I ignored it.
My friend said “aap dono hi kafi sweet ho, i hope aapke jaise koi mil jaye toh sex krne mein maaja bhi aaye”
Ahemmm... Remember, this whole fucking conversation was happening inside madan ji ki kulfi, right in front of that Go Kart mart. The audacity of this guy…
The girls just replied straight, “kar toh le sex, but ruchika (might be her elder sister) k periods chal rahe hain, agar tumhare pass hotel hai toh kuchh scene ho skta hai”
Until this moment I was like… “wtf is going on here man! ye maine kabhi expect bhi nhii kiya tha ki aisa kuchh sikar mein ho raha hai right in front of my very eyes!”
And from here I was already horny as fuck.
My badtameez friend continued, “mera hotel hai, kal jaipur jaunga mein toh, aaj ka scene hai idhar ka, abhi chalogi hotel toh drop krde ga mera friend (why me bkl, khud krde na !!??? 😭)”
She said “uski jarurat nhii hai, humare pass hai scooty, but meri behan ko uske hostel chodd do tum, me chal lungi tumhare saath”
So I took her elder sister with me on my scooty. On the way she said “yrr periods chal rahe hain, wrna apna bhi kuchh scene kr lete”
Then she blew air into my ear. I got fucking goosebumps all over. When I dropped her (not gonna reveal the place, sorry folks), she gave me her number. I was like “bc aaj lottery kaise lg gai meri”. She gave me a soft kiss (I know this totally feels like some movie shit, but it is whst it is!) and said she’ll meet me next sunday and we will have some real fun. Her last words before leaving “place tum dekh lena, mujhe bta dena ya lene aa jana, then we can spend a good night together (with a lusty simle which i couldn't resist to wlcm)”
And any straight man would say only one thing to that “ofcourse! a big yes”.
By then it was around 10 pm. I called my friend, he rejected the call. I thought he’s definitely banging her right now.
Half an hour later, at 10:30, he called me back and said “bhai scene set hai, mast chod raha hoon isko, aur ye bol rahi hai ki isko drop krna hai udhar ab, mere ho liye 3 round, tu karega toh bta?”
I told him straight forwardly ki “nahi bhai, iski badi behan k saath scene set hai mera aaj, toh tu hi kr maaje, aur bsdk tum log toh uski scooty pr gaye the na toh kya hua?”
He replied “usko puch kr wo mein le raha hoon aaj raat k liye, tu aaja idhar hotel aur le ja, mann kre toh shot bhi maar liyo, full moj degi!”
I said “nhii chutiya hai kya! tu hi drop krde use, nahi ho payega mera, I'm at my home”
He kept insisting I come drop her, then finally said “haan chal chodd dunga bc, sikar aaya aur dost ko bt de raha drop krne ki, theek hai, chodd dunga isko udhar but iski scooty meri hai 1 din k liye, kal ka jaipur ka plan cancel, kal mast aur sex karunga iske saath, abhi tu bhi aa jata toh mast tu bhi krlete sex, full maaje aate”
I just replied “theek hai bc, kar moj tu hi”, nd disconnected the call.
Right now at this very fuckin' moment while typing this, I can’t hold this feeling of pure exhilaration. There are litetally butterflies in my stomach knowing that I’ll get laid next sunday too...
Fucking unbelievable shit happening in sikar yrr 🫣
I won’t underestimate this city anymore...
Kudos to my daring friend! 🫡