u/-Agathodaemon-

Have any of you tried to change Blu eyes? I know she's built a bit different than other dolls, but does it mean that eyes are also a bit different or does the standard RH eyes fit? And if, does any other doll have the same or similar eyes?

I got her with a bunch of damaged dolls for "spare parts", but she looked way too good for that. I was able to completely fix her hair and the only remaining problem is that one eye. It's not only faded, but also kind of... crooked? I think she deserves swapping, but first I need to know if any other eyes will fit or is it better to leave it this way and maybe give her a pirate eye patch or something ;)

As always: you can do with the script what you want, just credit me and let me know. If you prefer: Google Docs

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(Late at night, listener's room, listener is laying in the bed, half asleep)

(Whispering) Hi, are you awake?

It's just me. I wanted to talk earlier, but there was always someone around... Police, doctors, your family and friends... And I feel like I can't wait any longer.

That's ok, you don't need to talk with me, just let me say what I need to say. I feel like some of my... decisions need an explanation. By the way: how are you feeling?

Yes, I can see those bruises and scratches. But nothing is broken? No internal injuries?

Glad to hear that. The doctor probably gave you something to calm you down and I'm interrupting your rest, right?

So sorry for that, but give me just a few minutes and I'll be gone. I really hate to leave things unsaid and you were on my mind for the whole day. I need to make things clear.

First of all: it wasn't a routine rescue.

I mean the rescue itself was rather routine, but what came after... It was...

Yes, definitely unprofessional, but that's not the word I was thinking of. Inappropriate. It was inappropriate. But when you clung to me... I don't even remember who started.

You started? Well, that's kind of relieving...

No, no, no, I don't blame you. Don't get me wrong, one part of me is really happy it happened, but the second part feels really, and I mean really guilty.

Because it felt right at the moment. It was... beautiful and amazing. I haven't felt that incredible for some time. And I don't mean only the physical aspect. I felt like... It was only you and me, everything else disappeared. Like I was the right person for you, and you were the right person for me. Like you were the one I was missing in my life. I know it probably sounds cringe now, but that's exactly how I felt.

Because later, when the police and ambulance arrived and they took you, I realised you might have not been thinking straight. You were probably in shock. The whole attack was really a thing, there was a lot of scare, a lot of emotions... It's kind of obvious you could do something you wouldn't do normally. And regret it later.

It's not your fault. It really happens a lot...

No, no, no, I didn't mean that. None of the people I rescued jumped on me and kissed me like I was the love of their life. It happened for the first time, but people do other stupid things.

No, I didn't mean it was stupid. It would be in the normal circumstances. We met for the first time and after an hour we were... You know... Normally it would be stupid. But the circumstances weren't normal. You were in danger, you were scared and I saved your life. I can only imagine how much you've been through. I understand you could think it would be a right way to thank me, even if it wasn't and I didn't expect it. But I'm sure you wouldn't do something like that if we would meet, for example, on the street and I would save you from a bicycle.

Don't be sorry, I've already said it's not your fault. It's me who should be the reasonable one in that situation. I shouldn't have lost my mind just because you kissed me.

Yeah, it was an amazing kiss... If you weren't such an incredible kisser we probably wouldn't get that far.

Ok, if you want to take some blame on your shoulder, be my guest.

Yeah, I feel a bit better now. For the last few hours I was so ashamed. I began to think I used you, not intentionally, of course, but still. You were vulnerable and confused and I took advantage.

I'm glad you don't see it that way. And I hope you won't change your mind after some time.

Me?! No, I don't feel used. I feel... great. Now that we've explained everything, you're close, you're ok and you're not mad at me... It feels really great.

So... Do you want me to leave and let you rest?

I can stay if you want me to. I have time.

Yes, I would love to stay here with you. Not like I'm hoping for round two. Nothing inappropriate, I just want to be near.

Ok, I'm hoping for round two, but not now. You need to rest and recover first.

You'll be surprised, but I usually think in a more reasonable way when no one is kissing me at the moment.

I guess a cuddle would be ok. An innocent cuddle, just to help you feel safe and warm.

(The speaker lies in bed with the listener, they are cuddling a bit)

Come on, lay here.

It's so good to feel you in my arms again.

I was thinking about it the whole day. Holding you in my arms, stroking your hair, feeling your warmth, smelling your scent...

Yeah, you definitely made an impression, even before you jumped at me.

When I arrived, you were scared, battered, bruised, but you still had that spark in your eyes. That will to resist, to fight. I was very impressed.

The courage is not being fearless. It's acting against fear. And you were very brave. Believe me, most people would just break, surrender. But you didn't. You persevered. You survived.

Where's your prize? Ummmm... Well, I could say something grandiloquent like: life is your prize or strength is your prize, but... Wouldn't it be too presumptuous if I would say your prize lies with you in your bed?

Yeah, I think I'm a bit too forward, I'm sorry. We don't really know each other. It may occur that we are both terrible and we can't stand our company.

Please don't be a terrible person, it would break my heart.

Me? I think I'm... acceptable. Like, medium level of terrible. I have my cons and pros. And I have superpowers. Isn't that enough to forgive me my bad moments?

Yeah, you're right. It doesn't really matter in a relationship. But I have some long term friends. Doesn't that prove I'm not that bad?

Well, you will have to find out by yourself. But you'll give me a chance, right?

Maybe? That's what a terrible person would say... First red flag...

(Laughing) Ok, ok... I'll stop planning our future. For ten minutes. You may try to fall asleep during that time to avoid my further rambling.

Ok, let's just focus on what's here and now.

I like it, I really like it. Even if you're half asleep. It's wonderful. Even if you turn out to be terrible, I will hold that memory as a happy place. Would it be inappropriate if I give you a little kiss on your forehead?

(The speaker kiss the listener in the forehead)

I would love to kiss your lips, but I'm afraid it would take us all the way once again, and I already said no. Not now.

Maybe in the morning, when you'll feel better and you'll see things in a different light. I'm still a bit afraid you'll change your mind. And I need to be sure this situation is fair for the both of us, before we go any further.

Yes, I've already planned our whole future, but I'm mature enough to understand that sometimes things don't go as we planned. It won't be fun to force you into anything.

Yes, I did break into your house, that wasn't mature, your right. But I was so afraid you'd draw the wrong conclusions. But I won't do that ever again, I promise. Well, maybe when you'll be in danger...

Ok, I'll stop. We're here and now. We're cuddling, it's wonderful. And maybe there will be something more between us, someday. But first we have to know each other better. We'll go on a coffee date, then a movie date, then a dinner date... And we'll find out.

Of course I will stay for the night if that's what you want. There is no safer place than my arms and right now there's nothing I want more than to keep you safe.

I must warn you, that in my head I'm already picking the furniture for our future home, so if you don't want to listen about it, you should fall asleep right now.

I thought so. Have wonderful dreams, I'll be here when you wake up. We will discuss everything tomorrow. Good night.

As always: you can do with the script what you want, just credit me and let me know. If you prefer: Google Docs

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Sooo… This is not really my type of script, but I wanted to try something more in a style of proper ASMR, with a lot of sound effects. Unfortunately, I got carried away while writing and it turned out to be twice as long as my standard scripts. I'm not sure if it could be split into parts, but I have nothing against it. So… This is a long script, with lots of sound effects, with no romance and comfort included. I think it may be unfillable, but if someone is brave enough to take a risk, I'll be more than happy.

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(Scientific institute, some people are talking in the background, the listener walks through the corridor with one of the professors. They stop in front of the door. The professor knocks on the door, the speaker answers from the inside)

Come in!

(The door opens, the professor and the listener walks inside)

Ah, this is the one we've been talking about? Great. I will take care of them properly, don't worry. Leave us.

(The professor walks out, closing the door. The speaker is sitting behind the desk, some electronic devices humming and making silent sounds in the background.)

Please, come in, don't be afraid. Sit here for a moment.

(The listener sits on a chair near the desk)

I didn't have time yet to study your papers, but professor Vosco gave me a little introduction. You're the one recently attacked by an anomaly and rescued by our team, right?

I'm professor Nous, you might have heard about me.

You didn't? Well, maybe that's better. Some rumours that are spread about me are very disturbing, but I can assure you, they are mostly false. But if you're unaware... That should make my work easier.

No, I'm not the chief of this institute, but I'm a grey eminence here. You see, this whole place was my concept and I've built the most important devices by myself, but I'm not really into all this managing things. Paperworks, human resources, speaking with the officials and press... Nuh, that's just a time thief for what's really important - knowledge. But enough about me. Let's talk about you. I don't really work on people, but I've been told you are a peculiar case, is that right?

Of course you wouldn't call yourself peculiar, I'm sure that in human standards you are absolutely ordinary, but our tests said otherwise.

No, there's everything alright with your results. And that's the problem. If everything is alright, then why can't we extract the information we need? There weren't any difficulties with previous patients.

(The speaker starts to look through some papers)

Let's see what they've already done to you... Blood test... X-ray... EEG... ECG... Psychiatric examination... No trace of body or internal damage, no trace of shock. Just perfect. So how can you not recall the anomaly?

But you remember the incident?

And you remember there was an anomaly, you just can't recall the nature of it?

There was an anomaly for sure, that's why our team was there and that's how we found you.

The team members are also unsure what they saw, but the power outage didn't give them enough time to study the case. But you were there a lot longer.

Ten minutes is a lot longer, when it comes to anomalies. And you survived, that's not a rule either. That's why the information we can extract from you could be extremely valuable.

I know you've already said everything. My job is to "take out" from your brain those things you didn't say.

No, no, no, not because you tried to hide it, but because your consciousness isn't aware of it. It's not an interrogation, I'm sure you've already had a lot of those. It will be something else. A little funny experiment.

Don't worry, just relax. You don't even have to do anything. You will just sit on that device and let me do my stuff.

Does it hurt? (With hesitation, unsurely) Nooo... I don't think so... I'm not sure... It isn't supposed to. No, I think it doesn't hurt.

Yes, I've tried on humans before, but not in your state.

That means none of them were conscious or alive. But there weren't any unexpected results, so you have nothing to worry about. It's not like you have something better to do, right? For how long they already keep you here? Week? Two?

They won't let you go until everything is clear, so you should be happy there's still something we can do about it.

You're not a prisoner, nor a hostage. You're a patient. We're keeping you here for your own safety. And for the safety of those around you. We've been studying anomalies for years now and still our knowledge is... fragmentary, at best. We still don't know where they came from, how they are made, what their cause is...

Yes, we've captured a few of them, but there's still not enough data. We're still learning what they are able of. And the government wants results. They want to know how we can defend ourselves, how we can use anomalies for... I'm not sure how they want to use them. Probably for some military causes. But that's something we shouldn't be talking about, for sure. So, don't worry about all that, let's just focus on your case. Are you ready?

(The speaker stands up)

Of course you're not... But I don't really want to waste time, so let's just start. Come on, stand up.

(The listener stands up)

I can see you are trembling, but don't worry, it shouldn't affect the experiment.

(They walk together to one of devices)

Sit here.

Yes, I know it looks scary. Like from a horror movie. But it's not important how it looks, the important thing is what it's made for and what it's capable of.

(The listener sits on some kind of medical bed, with lots of electronic equipment attached to it)

It should extract from your brain those memories of the whole incident that your brain is hiding from you. Because they are still there. Everything you saw is still there.

Even if you have closed your eyes, you must have seen something that made you do that. Even a second, a one sharp glimpse can show us what we are dealing with. Are you comfortable enough?

Yes, I think that too, but it wasn't made to be comfortable, rather practical.

(The speaker pours some liquid to a glass and hands it to the listener)

Here, drink this.

It's just a mixture that will make the flows in your body better. It should speed up the whole process. Don't worry, it tastes good.

(The listener starts to drink)

Yeah, I've lied, it's probably awful, I've never tasted it. But otherwise I would have to inject it in your veins, I thought that maybe you would prefer this way.

No, other objects didn't drink it, it was rather impossible. But the method of taking the mixture shouldn't be that important for the end effect. I really don't know, but I'm very curious. Maybe it will give you a second pair of legs or a tail? That would be fun, right?

I'm joking, it's just water with some minerals and salts. Nothing they wouldn't give you in a common hospital. Just drink it and let's move on to more interesting parts.

(The listener drinks the rest of the liquid)

Finished? How is your stomach?

Do you feel anything weird?

You can feel a bit dizzy, that may be normal. As I said: I've never tried it on anyone conscious.

(With hesitation) Yeah... Maybe there were two or three ingredients that they wouldn't give you in the common hospital, but you've already drank it, sooooo... Just let me know if you'll feel something disturbing. Now give me your hand.

(The speaker starts to straps the listener to the bed)

I have to strap you in, I wouldn't risk a sudden movements in a panic attack. This is a really expensive machine, believe me. But don't worry, those straps are really soft inside. Here, try it.

(The listener lets the speaker touch the inside of the straps)

See, you won't get any bruises. That is, if you won't struggle more than necessary. Now legs.

(Surprised) Do you resist or do your legs feel too heavy?

Can you try to lift your feet from the floor?

That's weird. Give me a moment, I need to write it down.

(The speaker writes something on a paper)

Any other symptoms?

As I said, I don't really need you to do anything, so maybe it's even better if you feel so weak. Just don't fall asleep, it would ruin the fun.

No, it's just that I already have enough data from experiments on unconscious and dead humans. So please stay conscious, for the sake of the experiment.

Yes, I could still extract that information with you being asleep, but I've done it a few times already and it's not that exciting anymore. So please stay aware enough to answer my questions, ok?

Let's get back to your legs. Don't worry, I'll help you.

First…

(The speaker lifts one of the listener's legs and straps it to the bed)

And second…

(The same with the second leg)

Is it tight enough?

Can you move?

(The listener tries to move, the bed creaks a bit)

Perfect. Now, for the next step. I have a few sensors I need to stick to your body, which means I will touch you. But don't worry, I'm a professional. I see you only as an object, not as a human.

(The speaker starts to stick electrodes on the listener, needs to slide their clothes a bit)

That sounded bad… But you know what I mean. So, two on your chest... Two above your wrist... And two above your ankles.

(From now on there is a beeping sound of the listener's heartbeat in the background)

(Surprised) Are you cold?

Yes, your skin is strangely cold.

No, I don't have a blanket, you just have to deal with it. And now for the most important part... This is a helmet...

Yes, it looks rather like a fancy swimming cap. But I don't think it would be fun to swim with all those wires and electrodes on your head. But don't mind how it looks, nobody will see you in it. Well, maybe if someone will watch the recordings from this session.

Of course it's all recorded. I'm only human, I might not notice something at first, it needs to be documented properly. So if you want a picture of you strapped to a bed, in a fancy swimming cap, as a souvenir, you can have it, but not now, later.

So, can you see all those small flashing lights?

Under every one of them there is a short, firm needle that will pierce through your skull and into your brain as soon as I start the machine.

(The beeping sound of listener's heartbeat speeds up dramatically, as the listener is very scared)

(Laughing) I'm joking! I'm joking! I just needed to raise your blood pressure, to see if all sensors are working.

Relax.

(The speaker presents to the listener the rubber helmet from all sides)

You see - no needles. Only small suction cups. It's not invasive.

Why don't you believe me? Did I lie to you before?

(Suddenly recalls) Oh, yes, I did. You're right.

But before you wear it, we have to apply this on your head.

It's just a gel, based on water. It will ruin your hairdo, but nothing more. Let's take a bit…

(The speaker pours some lube from the bottle and starts massaging listener's head)

That feels even nice, doesn't it?

Can you raise your head a bit for me?

That's right... Just a bit more here... I need to be sure there won't be any dry spots. Just relax.

(A bit vexed) I said relax, don't fall asleep. I need you to stay conscious, remember.

Ok, I think that's enough. Now with the helmet.

(They begin to put the rubber helmet on listener's head, it's not easy)

It may be a bit tight, but it should be this way.

(The speaker checks if everything fits as it should)

It looks like everything fits. Now the the strap…

(The speaker fastens the strap under speaker's chin)

Is it ok enough? Can you breathe and speak normally?

That's good. Let's turn it on, prepare for the needles.

Just joking…

(The speaker turns on the devices, some humming sounds, some beeping, stuff like that. Listener's heartbeat still in the background, steady and normal)

Let's give it a moment.

(The listener sits on a chair near the bed, there is a small table with a laptop. The listener is looking at the monitor)

And I'm in.

Yes, it's like I can read your mind.

Yes, not only what you saw, but also your dreams, your thoughts…

(Listener's heartbeat speeds up a bit)

Why are you blushing? Were you thinking about me in an inappropriate way?

Don't worry, I'm not going to romp around. I'm only interested in that ten minutes before our team arrived.

Can you please focus on that situation? When you entered the warehouse, what did you see?

(Confused) That's strange...

No, no, no, nothing is happening. I think it's just a malfunction of the equipment. The vision is very... blurry. Much more blurry than before. Let me switch to another monitor.

(The speaker switches monitors, nothing changes)

Weird...

Well, maybe it is because you are conscious. We'll have to deal with that. Maybe we'll try it once again with you being unconscious and we'll compare the results. But for now, let's continue.

(The speaker watches the video)

So there is the warehouse... Everything looks normal... There is our team... And there's the power outage. Where's the anomaly?

(Confused) No, there was an anomaly for sure, we had it on our radars. Let's see it once again, in slow motion.

You enter the warehouse...

(Suddenly) Wait a moment...

(Excited) Here it is. I didn't notice while watching for the first time, but that's definitely something new.

No, I can't see the anomaly, but there is a glitch... And another one. Like something had erased seconds from your memory.

That may be just a malfunction of the system. Maybe tests on conscious objects have worse effects. We'll try it later with you being unconscious. I think that's enough for today. Just give me a moment to switch off everything and I'll untie you.

(The speaker starts to switch off all the machines, the heartbeat beeping stops, it's much more quiet, but there are still some silent humming sounds in the background. Suddenly the speaker sits on a chair near the listener)

(With a hushed and serious voice) Before I untie you, I want you to know that I switched off everything, including cameras and microphones. So everything I will say stays between you and me. Do you understand?

I don't think there is a malfunction. And I don't think you've witnessed an anomaly. I think... No, I'm sure that you are that anomaly and you are perfectly aware of that.

No, no, no, don't protest. I'm not an idiot. I think you let yourself get caught intentionally. And I think you also know who I am and what I do. What was your plan? To sneak in and check on your mates? Set them free? Or just gather the information about me and the institute?

I don't expect you to answer. Not right away. But I'm curious. Very curious. You're special, you know that, right? You've adapted so well... You were able to fool our scientists, and they are the best of the best. Nobody noticed. Except me. Because I work on anomalies. I sense you like a petrichor in the air.

I will untie you, as I promised. But I want you to listen to all I have to say first. I know how they call me - Anomalies' Angel of Death. The Butcher. They can think and say what they want, I don't give a fuck. The truth is, they know nothing. But if you're here for the truth, I can offer you a deal. I will make them transfer you to my wing of the institute.

Yes, the one for the anomalies. But I will keep you as a human patient I need to work on more. If you behave, I'll let you check on your friends, maybe even speak to them or however you contact amongst your kind. I assure you, you'll find there every anomaly we've ever captured, in as good shape as we were able to keep it.

In return, you'll let me study you. In a peaceful, private environment. Not in a lab, like a scared to death specimen, but on equal terms. Like two representatives of different kinds, who are just curious about each other. Not hostile, maybe not friendly yet, but open-minded.

(With more and more excitement) Because you are the first anomaly that ever spoke to me. Because those few moments we've had are already the most intense contact I've ever had with your species. And I want more.

I don't care for their causes. I don't care what the government expects. I'm a scientist and all I care for is knowledge. And there's not much more to discover in this world. Nothing spectacular. But you... Your kind... You are something completely different. Something out of this world. I want to know all about you, because... I want to know. That's all. There's no hidden motivation.

You already had a lot of occasions to hurt me. I'm not afraid of you. Maybe you can't, maybe you don't want to. But I provoked you many times and you haven't done anything. I feel safe enough with my proposition.

Maybe you will. Maybe when I'll take you to my wing, show you everything, you gain my trust, then kill me and free all your comrades. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of everything that can go wrong. And still I'm willing to RISK IT ALL. Does it show how desperate for knowledge I am?

It may sound like a trap. That's true. But I could just press a button and you'd be caught. I could have done this many times, but I didn't. Just as you could kill me, many times, and you didn't. It has to mean something. Maybe we could... help each other?

(The speaker starts to take off everything from the listener)

You have literally a few seconds to think about it. I switched off cameras so probably soon someone will come here to check on me. I will untie you now and we'll pretend this conversation didn't happen. I will ask professor Vosco to transfer you to my wing. If he doesn't agree I will interfere with the higher-ups. You must be aware that as a human you are here also not safe. So whatever you decide, be careful.

As always: you can do with the script what you want, just credit me and let me know. If you prefer: Google Docs

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It's kind of a series with the same character (the same speaker, different listeners), but they are all individual stories. Previous scripts:

[A4A] Delivering a payment to the vampire [vampire speaker x human listener] [threatening] [teasing] [optional biting] [pined] [dominant] [angst]

[A4A] Meeting a flirty stranger at a weird party you don't remember going to [vampire speaker][urban fantasy][supernatural][angst][playful]

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(Quiet suburbs, somewhere outside, late night)

(With a hushed voice) Excuse me, you're the one from Beatrice’s office, perhaps?

Good. You are probably waiting for me.

Yes, that's me. For the beginning, I must admit I'm not sure why she was insisting on taking someone with me. I usually work alone... Is there a chance you have something for me?

Like a note, a letter... An envelope?

(Disappointed) No? Well, that's a shame...

Because lately we have had this situation... (Realising it's not a good idea) You know what? I don't think we should talk about it, let's just forget I've mentioned it.

No, no, no, don't mind, it was nothing important. So... What are we doing tonight?

Getting rid of her friend's psycho ex? Well... That's something new...

No, not the "rid of" part. It's just... It sounds more like a private case than a business...

I don't mind, as long as I'm getting paid.

Ok, so if she's working with you and that affects her work, it is kinda a business thing. Seems legit to me... Can I ask how much he affects…

(The listener interrupts, longer pause)

Oh, that son of a bitch... Now I understand why you don't like him. But still... What are YOU doing here? Beatrice could just tell me everything when we've spoken.

Awww, that's cute... And kind of offensive to me. I know how to handle things discreetly and subtly. At least I think I know how. I never tried.

Yeah, maybe she did have a point sending you. I must say, you are kinda brave. Is your mutual friend that special or are you just curious?

Do I know her?

No, it doesn't sound familiar at all. But I see you for the first time also, so I'm guessing you both work in that part of the company I don't have anything in common with.

(Carefully) Well, I'm more of a freelancer. You won't find me on the regular payroll.

Don't you think it's a stupid question in a situation like that? What do you think I'm doing for her? What are we doing now?

You see? It wasn't that hard, you figured out the answer by yourself. I get rid of... problems. That special kind of problems.

An assassin? Well, I wouldn't call myself that, but technically... Yes, I guess I'm an assassin. Did Beatrice tell you anything about me?

(Amused) Said I don't ask questions? Hahaha, maybe it was that two truths and a lie game? What else did she say?

I'm glad you've mentioned this. I wanted to ask but I was not sure how to start. So I'm doing all the work, you just need to be sure your friend is safe and unaware. Sounds good to me.

I wasn't sure of YOUR part. If you wanted to participate or just watch or maybe...

No, no, no, that's ok with me. I'm used to working alone and I prefer it that way. But if you eventually decide you want to watch, I have nothing against it. Just don't interrupt, ok? So... Why are we meeting here?

Which house is hers?

Are you sure he's going to show tonight?

Ok, I believe you. In the worst case we'll just spend that pretty night together, hiding in the bushes, getting to know each other better... So, how long do you work for Beatrice?

That long!? It's almost from the beginning...

It IS from the beginning! Wow. Did you know her earlier?

Oh, you three were roommates at the studies. That explains a lot. So you know her much longer than me. Does she talk about me sometimes?

(Offended) Never?! Well, that's a bit... disappointing.

Ummm, I thought that there's something between us. Not in a romantic way, but something... you know... Something beyond business.

Ok, to be honest, I thought we were friends.

(Whining a bit) Yeah, I know it doesn't prove anything, but it feels weird to know that the "real friends" of your friend knows nothing about your existence. I feel so... rejected. Like all that bond I felt was... just a lie...

Why are you laughing?

(Amused) I'm being dramatic? How could you! I'm pouring my heart out and you think I'm just overreacting. Yeah, maybe I am, a little. But it was worth it.

(Seriously) Because I could see your smile.

Such a cute blush, who would think?

So, what do you and your friend do in Beatrice's company?

Sounds boring.

It IS boring? No wonder your friend was looking for excitement in the wrong places.

Are you doing the same?

Come on, you know what I mean. Dark alleys, suspicious clubs, dangerous people... (Stops and gets a little bit observant, then with disappointment) Oh, no…

Shhhhh….

(With a hushed voice) Is that him?

Hiding under the first window from the right.

Oh, such a disappointment. I liked where our little conversation headed... Hold that thought, we'll get back to this later. Business before pleasure. What is he doing?

Oh, what a nasty peeper... I think he's trying to get inside. Yeah, definitely. Are we starting now or are we waiting for... something?

To be honest I don't think we should wait for anything, but I thought it would be nice of me to ask about your opinion.

Ok, so I'm going to do my stuff. Just wait for me, I'll be back soon...

Fuck, he spotted us...

(Calmly) No, no, no, let him run, that's better. We wouldn't want to arouse any suspicions around your friend's house, wouldn't we?

Don't worry, he won't get away. Believe me, I'm excellent at my job. There's nowhere he could hide from me.

Yes, I'm calm, and you should calm yourself too. Everything is going well. Just do your part and let me do mine the way I like. Do we have an understanding?

Wonderful. Ok, I think he's far enough. Just wait here, I'll be back in a few minutes.

(Longer pause. There could be some distant sounds of a short fight)

And done. I still need to dispose of his body, but I wanted to check if you're alright.

(Worried) What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like this? Do I have something on my face?

(Like nothing happened) Of course I'm covered in blood. What did you expect? Normally I don't make so much mess, but I hadn't been eating for two days and I got a bit carried away. Not to mention he was extremely squirming. He was fighting for his life like it was actually worth something. Do you have a tissue?

(Impatiently) Why are you trembling so much? The action ended successfully. We are free, we can go home.

You're acting weird. Was it your first murder? Do you need a hug or something?

(Slowly realising) Wait... Wait, wait, wait... You know I'm a vampire, right?

(Vexed) She didn't tell you?!

Even if... I have bloody red eyes and fangs, how could you not notice this!?

(With sarcasm) It's dark? Really? But you've noticed I'm covered in blood…

(Calming down) Well, whatever... Hi, I'm a vampire, nice to meet you. Can we move on now? There is a cold body still waiting for my attention.

(Mockingly) "But vampires don't drink human blood, that's against the law". Spare me that. You work for Beatrice, you should be more aware of your surroundings.

Of course I won't bite you. I have a gentlemen's agreement with Beatrice. I don't bite her employees. Unless they want me to. And I wouldn't dare to bite any of her friends. She would drive an aspen peg not only in my heart, if you know what I mean. Can I have a tissue? Please?

Finally, thank you.

(Starts to clean the face)

(Surprised) It looks like I really made a mess. Is it on my forehead too?

Are you brave enough to help me clean my face or are you still petrified?

Mirror won't do me any favour, sweetheart.

Oh, come on, I thought we are getting a connection. From my position nothing has changed. And believe me, you are safer with me than with any other creature we could meet. I'm strong, fast, dangerous and full to the brim. I won't be able to drink a drop more.

(Calmly, but a bit vexed) I'm taking a step closer. Don't run, ok?

Now take that tissue and just wipe the rest of the blood from my face, ok? I don't really need to be seen like this, even if this is the middle of the night.

(Longer pause, the listener is cleaning the vampire’s face in silence)

(With a hushed and serious voice) You smell really nice, you know that?

Generally... You, your perfume, your blood... Very delicious mix.

I'm not insinuating anything. I'm just stating a fact.

(Calmly) Yes, I can hear your heartbeat too. You really shouldn't be that scared. I know how to behave.

Finished? Wasn't that bad, huh?

What now? Well, I need to get rid of the body. It will take a few minutes. You can help, if you want, but that won't speed up the process and, what's more, I think that the less you know the better for you. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to see the corpse. Unless you're into human anatomy or something...

I thought so. You had a problem with handling a few stains of fresh blood. I guess you can go home now. Or you can wait for me and I will walk you home, if you don't feel safe after all this. Or...

(Seductively) Or you can wait for me and I can walk you to MY home. I have a fridge full of treats and a cabinet full of alcohol for my human guests. We could get to know each other better. Nothing naughty. And no biting, as I promised. Unless you want me to, of course.

(Laughing) I meant both, naughty things and biting.

Ok, you have a few minutes to decide. If I won't find you here when I'm back I will feel extremely bad. Rejected, sad and devastated.

(Very politely) Yes, I'm trying to manipulate you, but in the most human way I know. I have much heavier weapons in my arsenal. But a friend of my friend is my friend. Think about it and I will finish our job.

(The speaker walks away, but recalls something and gets back)

Oh, in case I misjudged you and you'll run as fast as you can the moment I will be far enough: he, I mean your friend's late ex, was carrying a very big, sharp and nasty knife. I think you two have made the right decision, at the last moment. So if you feel bad or guilty - don't. But for now, see you, sooner or later.

(The speaker walks away)

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Definitely inspired by Emma Bull's "War for the Oaks", although it doesn't really have much in common with the book. Nonetheless - if you like early urban fantasy, you should check that title :)

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And that's all for today. You did quite well, you're getting better every day. Except that one setback...

(Confused) My fault? How come?

Oh, you should already get used to it. Making pranks is deep in my nature. And I was really generous, making only a few. You provoke me all the time.;

Yes, because you are careless. And I'm saying that only because I like you. Otherwise I would just call you stupid.

No, you are not brave. You are stupid. Risking your life for such a worthless cause is just stupidity.

I'm not risking my life, I'm immortal. You are just a human, but you are acting like a god. That's stupid.

You could just ask me to do it. That's why we are partners. I do all the work and you are... Well, I'm not really sure what you are doing here, except having careless fun.

Oh, yes... You are the human proxy. Like we really need one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Blah, blah, blah... Just show me that wound of yours already.

I can see it's only a scratch, but it still needs to be taken care of.

(Amused) Magic? Ha, ha, ha, don't make me laugh. For something like this? No, there's no magic for you today, sweetie. Just a sanitizer and a bandage.

Just hold still.

(The speaker starts to dress listener’s wound)

It SHOULD sting, it means it's working. Don't be such a wimp.

And done. A few days and there won't be a mark.

Why are you so tense?

Don't lie, I can feel it. Your muscles are like stones.

No, I didn't mean you are strong. You are not. Turn around, let me check your back.

As I said, stiff. Relax, or tomorrow your whole body will hurt.

You give me no choice…

(The speaker starts to massage listener's shoulders)

I'm not HURTING you, I'm giving you a free massage. You are hurting yourself tensing up like that. Just relax and it will hurt less.

Relax, or there will be tickles...

That's better. You'll feel good in a moment. Or maybe you prefer me to shapeshift into my dog form and just stomp on you with my paws?

You liked it the last time...

Sometimes I think you like me much more in my dog form.

Yeah, I like it much more too, I don't feel offended. But human form has its advantages too.

Yeah? Then I want to see the look on your face when next time I will lick your wounds clean and then start bandaging them with fluffy paws.

Yes, we will certainly try it, you are just asking for it!

You should see me as a horse! Oh, you would love that! I'm gorgeous as a horse! I could even give you a little ride.

I don't mean anything mischievous! Just a friendly, funny ride.

(Confused) Boots with spurs? Why would you want to wear something like that? You don't trust me?

(Amused and impressed) Ooooh, you little devil... Someone was reading some fairy tales, huh?

To show you my good will - yes, you can wear boots with spurs. Just don't use them. Pretty please.

So, how's your back?

I've told you. You should use a little distance. To everything. A little laugh from time to time, a few little pranks here and there...

Yes, like a púca. Just look at me. I have practiced this for centuries and I feel marvelous. Nothing hurts, nothing bothers me... And you won't find a single wrinkle!

Yes, the fae magic may have something to do with it, but I think it's rather my lifestyle.

(Longer pause)

(A bit nervous) I'm sorry, who?

Who's that?

(Contemptuously) Oh, it's your sidhe friend, right? I keep forgetting their name. Yes, they were asking about you this morning, but didn't tell me what they wanted.

It's not that I don't like them. It's just... They're sidhe.

(Vexed) Ok, I won't beat around the bush: in the fea world nobody likes sidhe.

Why? Isn't it obvious? They are so haughty and cocky... They treat everyone else, including humans, like garbage.

(Mockingly) Mhm, and how many sidhe have you already met?

Just this one, as I thought.

Yes, they are nobility, but that doesn't excuse anything. Just because you were created as an almost perfect creature doesn't mean you are better than the rest.

Well, maybe it does. But still, you don't have to be a total dickhead.

(Even more vexed) Ok, let me tell you something about your aristocratic friend. They are attracted to you only because you are a human. That's the only reason. Not because you are... you. They seek your company from the first moment you stepped your foot in the fae kingdom. They didn't know anything about you, but were invested from the start. You didn't find that suspicious? Has any other fae showed you so much attention?

Oh, yes, there's certainly a different explanation... They are fae nobles and you are a human. Not even a special one. Just an ordinary human. You think it was love at first sight?

Na-uh-uh. Every other sidhe would look at you as if you were a dirty rat from the sewers, because that's how they see everyone outside their clique. But that one just rushed to meet you as soon as they smelled human flesh in the air.

No, they are not different. Well, they are, but not in the way you think. In the eyes of their family your friend is a sick pervert.

No, there's nothing beautiful or romantic in the way they look at you, the way they touch you. They have just one goal and there's nothing pure in the attention they are giving you.

I'm not mean, I'm honest.

Maybe you want the same thing they want, that's your problem. But I have a premonition you are hoping for much more. You won't get it from them. You should be aware of that. And as soon as they get what they want and another human appears in their sight, their interests will switch. Are you ready to handle this?

I just want you to consider this before it will be too late.

(Vexed and scared) What do you mean it's already too late? What have you done?!

Joking? What do you mean?

A prank?

Oh, you mean you haven't done anything stupid yet? What a relief...

(Extremely seriously) Yeah, I felt that, good joke... Good joke... I hate you so much right now. Using my own weapon against me...

I'm not jealous. It's just... I like you and I think you don't deserve to be treated the way they will treat you. No mention it would be probably me who would have to listen to all your whining... (Mockingly) Oh no, they broke my heart... Oh no, how could they... How could I be so stupid? Why didn't I listen to you, púca, you were right, as always...

Yes, I'm a fae too, but I'm not sidhe. I'm a simple peasant. I like humans, I like being around them. Pranking humans is the essence of my existence. I value you more than all sidhe that ever existed taken together.

You - as humans, but you as... you also, I think. To me you are special. You are unique. I like pranking you more than any other human.

(Very cautious) Do I see you only in a pure way? Well... Sometimes, when you suddenly tense up, do those worried eyes and bite your lip, I feel like I could just... Yeah, the way I see you probably isn't one hundred percent pure. How do you feel about that knowledge?

A prank?! No, suddenly I'm not in a mood for pranks, after you let me taste my own medicine. My heart is still pounding.

Just the thought you could... Maybe I AM jealous, I don't know. I've never been jealous my whole life, I have no idea how it feels. Does a fear of losing someone who brings so much light to your life mean jealousy? A fear someone will hurt them and take their light away - is that jealousy?

Throughout my whole life - I've never been more serious. I mean like serious-serious, not as a joke.

(A bit tired) Oh, my... What have you done to me? You made me feel... feelings. So what now? Are we going to pretend this conversation didn't happen or are we going to... do something else?

You might want to know that the stare you are giving me right now is far from being pure... It's your turn now. I think there is no way back to where we were before, so... What's on your mind right now?

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(Somewhere in the wild, maybe a forest, mountains or a meadow. Location doesn't really matter, but it should be somewhere outside. The listener is hiking alone, when the seizure comes. They lay on the ground, writhing in pain, when suddenly they hear someone running in their direction)

(Scared and breathless) What happened?!

Are you in pain?!

Stupid question, of course you're in pain, you're writhing in agony on the ground... Can you even hear me?

That's good. Is there any way I can help you? Do you need some meds or... (Slowly realising what is happening) Wait a moment... Those black veins... Oh, I think I know what it is... Here, hold my hand. Everything is going to be alright. Can you look me in the eyes?

Great. Listen, I need you to focus for a moment and repeat after me. Ok? Can you do it? I'm almost sure it will help.

Hold my hand, look into my eyes and repeat. We'll do it slowly.

Facta... cogitationes... et verba... mea retracto... Sincere... ea paenitet... me...

(With relief) Good, it's working. Once again. Facta... cogitationes... et verba... mea retracto... Sincere... ea paenitet... me…

(Listener starts to relax)

Do you feel better? Repeat it until the pain ends.

Together? Yes, no problem. Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me. Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me... Don't worry, you will remember this formula soon. It's very helpful in your condition.

Is it good now?

Just breathe, don't force yourself.

Yeah, you'll be exhausted for some time now. It only eases the pain, it doesn't remove the curse.

(Surprised) The curse, yes. You are cursed, right?

(With sadness) Oh... I'm sorry to be the bearer of the bad news. I should have guessed that you're a newbie, otherwise you would already know that little trick formula.

Just lay and rest. I'll stay with you until you'll feel good enough to take care of yourself. Raise your head a little, you can use my coat as a pillow, it will be a little more comfortable than just laying on the ground.

Yes, you can hold my hand, no problem. I know exactly how you are feeling right now.

(A bit amused) How? Isn't it obvious?

Well, that's going to be a funny talk... I can't tell you much about me, but I can tell you something about curses. I have a rather huge knowledge in that issue. The most important thing you need to know, especially right now, is that... you can't talk about your curse. It's impossible. You can try it even now, say "I'm cursed".

See? Weird feeling, isn't it? I know how it feels. Do you know what I mean?

(With relief) Thank you! I wouldn't be able to say it myself, but I wanted it to be clear. But don't worry, you're safe with me.

Curses divide into those that hurt their carrier and those who hurt everyone around their carrier. Judging from your state, you are that first case, so we're on the same side.

Ummm, we will have to beat around the bush a lot, that's why I said it will be a funny talk, but soon you will learn, what you can say and what you can't.

Oh, I can ask about YOUR course anything I want, but you won't be able to answer anyway. The same works for me. But we can talk about courses in general. Maybe this will give you a better view. So, what do you want to know?

The spell? Oh, it's not really a spell. Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me. It's in Latin. It means "I take back my actions, thoughts, and words. I sincerely regret them." I like to think of a curse as a strict tutor. Very strict. Not necessarily fair. He needs to teach you something and will do it, no matter how much it will hurt you. This formula... I think it's an act of contrition. Pleasing him. Admitting you understand your fault and you are sorry. You don't have to mean it, you just have to say it. Like in school.

Yeah, it's stupid. But it works. For symptoms only, of course.

Why it is in Latin? I'm not sure, but I think the whole concept of curse is just so old, that it doesn't understand modern languages.

I'm just joking, don't mind that. I have no idea why only Latin works.

(Distressed) Can it be removed permanently? Well... Yes, but it's not easy. First of all - only the person who created the curse can take it back. But... People rarely create curses purposely. In most cases they are not aware of what they've done. Just, the feelings, the grudge... It's so strong that it needs to be released in some way. Whether that person wants it or not. So, first of all, you need to find the right person. The second problem... The curse always backlash...

(With sadness) It means it slowly eats the creator. It hollows them, feeding on their will to live, until there's nothing left. And the person dies. But the curse doesn't. I can assure you of that, sadly.

Yes, the creator dies in about a few months and the cursed one lives a miserable life, till the end of their days. So you must assume that the initial circumstances are rather severe. Does it sound familiar?

That's not good. You probably don't even know where to look?

Let's try in a different way. Just before the seizure, where were you going?

Was there someone with you?

(Surprised) That's weird.

Because if you were just hiking alone - what could activate the curse?

You won't remember the moment before the seizure, it's just how it works. The attack seems to erase a few minutes from your memory, that's why it is so hard to find the impulse that activates the curse. How many times did it already happen?

Of course, you won't be able to answer... Let's try it this way: how are you feeling lately?

Hospital?

(Flabbergasted) A few hours?! Oh my, that's... Something else... I've never heard of curse attacks that last so long. They usually slowly fade away after removing the... cause. Was there someone with you? Someone you love? Someone you care for? Family? Friends?

That's weird. At least we can assume that if you were alone then and you are alone here, the curse isn't activated by another person. That's rather... lucky, I think.

And if it happened just lately, there's a chance that the one who cursed you is still alive. You just need to have your eyes open and hope for forgiveness.

It will be much easier, when you'll find the trigger. Usually it is somehow connected to the reason you were cursed. But you won't be able to do that alone.

(With hesitation) Ummm... It may sound too forward, but I think we should stick together for some time. We have the same problem and I'm sure nobody else can understand it better. I can help you solve the riddle and you can use my knowledge.

What's in it for me? Well... For the past few years I've been wandering, looking for a way to destroy curses. And I don't feel like I'm any step closer than I was at the beginning. Maybe the problem is, I've tried to do it on my own? Maybe I need a different view, a second pair of eyes. Someone with a fresh sight. Maybe by helping you I will find a way to help myself?

(Shamefaced) Well, it's not like I have something better to do. And we've just met, I might not be your favourite type of companion... And vice versa of course...

(Begging) Please, please, please, don't reject me... I'm a little desperate, but I'll be nice, I promise! People usually like me, so I think I'm not that bad. Please! Please... Pretty please?

(Listener starts to laugh)

(With relief) Phew... I was afraid... (The listener suddenly gets another seizure, the speaker panics a bit) Oh, no, not again. The formula, remember the formula!

(Trying to stay calm) Repeat with me. Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me. Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me. Facta, cogitationes...

(Breathing heavily) Is it better now?

Good. It looks like we'll stay here a bit longer. The good thing is that we probably found the trigger. You don't remember the moment before the seizure, don't you?

Just as I thought. (Saddened) The moment before the seizure you were honestly... laughing. I'm afraid your curse just won't let you... be... happy. I'm so sorry...

(With confidence) No, my offer is still valid. Why would you think it changes anything? We are already one step further and it didn't even take us a minute, a perfect start. I think we are going to get far!

Yeah, straight to the goal would be better. Straight to the freedom.

Are you better now? Can you stand up?

Take my hand, I will help you…

(Now the speaker has a seizure, falls on the ground and writhe in pain)

(With difficulty, heavy breathing) No, no, no, don't touch me! Stop there where you are! (Whispering with despair, quickly first, but with relief at the end) Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me. Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me. Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me. Facta, cogitationes et verba mea retracto. Sincere ea paenitet me...

(Taking deep breaths, exhausted) I'm better now, sorry for that. Just give me a moment. No, no, no, don't help me. I think you've just learnt about MY biggest secret.

Yes, you've touched me earlier, but that was before...

Before I started to like you.

Don't be sorry. Why should you be?

Oh, yes, I felt sorry for you too. Guess we're even. Oh, my... What a strange couple we are. I have a weird feeling we're going to have much fun.

Oh, I forgot, you can't have fun. Maybe we are going to have a lot of not fun at all adventures? Does it sound better?

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(Sounds of opening the door, unusual office noise in the background, something is definitely wrong)

Hey, what's going on? Your team acts like their asses are on fire…

(The speaker closes the door, they are alone in the listener's office)

Yeah, I shouldn't be here, I've already ended for today. I just wanted to witness your failure with my own eyes.

(Suspiciously) Oh... You didn't offend me... You even didn't tell me to fuck off... This must be serious...

What is it?

(Mercilessly amused) Hahah, you really fucked it up! You're cooked! I've waited for that moment for so long...

So... I guess it's your last day here, huh?

I'm not planning to cause any trouble, I'm just going to sit patiently and watch.

I have never seen you in such a mess, it's rather a pleasant view. A perfect start for the weekend.

(With disbelief) What did you say?

I think I've misheard. Can you repeat once more?

(Surprised) Are you asking me for help? ME?

Of course I could help you, but I don't see any reason to do that. What's more: I can easily imagine how perfect my work life would be without you in it. Helping you is strictly against my own business. Do you really need that job so much?

(Even more surprised) You promise to quit the job right after? Excuse me, but I'm confused.

It's not about the job? So what's it about?

You care for the client so much? That's something new.

(Mockingly) Oooh, that's cute. And so unprofessional. Well, at least not in our environment. You should know not to invest yourself emotionally in the client's cause, no matter how benevolent it seems. A client is a client. They come and go. They pay and expect results. They pay for your work, not your soul.

You need help, not lecture? Well, I guess I can help, I don't really have any plans for the night. But I won't do that for free. I'm going to squeeze this situation like a lemon. Have as much fun as I can. Are you ready for this?

Ok, so... Kneel.

Yes, I said: kneel. Right here, on the floor, before me.

Now look me in the eyes and beg.

Do I really need to repeat myself?

Good... Now say that I'm the best.

Now give me a second.

No, no, no, don't get up yet. That position suits you so much. You look marvellous. Just wait a little longer.

(The speaker takes out the phone and calls someone)

Hi, Jerry. Are you free tonight?

Splendid! You owe me a favour, do you remember?

Can you come to our company as quickly as possible? We have an alarming situation here.

Yes, with your whole equipment.

Lovely! You are superb, you know that, right?

I'm glad. I will meet you at the front door. See ya!

(The speaker ends the call)

And done. Crisis averted. He'll be here in half an hour.

That's why I'm the best.

Yeah, that's why I'm the boss's pet number one.

No, she's harsh, but soft on the inside. Just like you.

Oh, you are getting feisty again! Is the stress slowly fading away?

(The speaker takes some papers from the desk)

Nevertheless, here is your resignation form. Come here and sign it.

(The listener takes the papers and a pen)

(Vexed) Don't do that! I was joking! Just checking how much your word is worth. You don't have to quit.

Well, you may want to, but... Don't. I'm serious.

You know what they say: an old enemy is better than a new friend.

Yeah, I will handle it, somehow...

(More seriously) I have to say I'm a bit... impressed. Yes, that's the right word. It was dumb, but still, impressive.

Putting the happiness of the client before your dignity. That's rather unusual. But don't do that ever again, you will regret it.

It's just advice from someone more experienced. I'm not being nice to you.

I sound less of an usual dickhead? (Amused) Ha, ha, ha, sorry to disappoint you!

Well, I might have slightly changed my opinion about your person.

Uhm, how to say it... You are less of a gold digger and more of a naive dumbass.

Yeah, face it. The cat is out of the bag. How did you even end up in an industry like this? It's not really for people like you, you should have noticed it already.

Yes, it looks fun from the outside, but when you're inside... it's not fun at all. That's why most of the people run away so fast. Are you attached to the members of your team?

Because you should be prepared to get some resignation papers in the nearest days.

Yes, it's just how it is. It's all fun and games until the first crisis. It's not a job for weaklings. You need to be tough to gain a name here.

Of course I'm tough. Do you have any doubts?

No, I think I was... I was just born into this. My father had a company like this when I was a kid, so I've learnt from the best since I was little. That's my world, I like it like that.

Or maybe I don't have a real life so I look for some drama and emotions here. As a recompense. Think what you want, you will never know the truth. Do you know I have the longest internship here?

Yes, people come and go, some last longer, but they break eventually. And I'm still here, loyal to the boss. That must mean something, right?

I've worked in a few different places earlier and had some offers as I've started to work here, but this place is kinda special.

The boss, she makes it special. You will find it out if you decide not to run away with first adversities. She's more... humanly than other people in this environment and she really appreciates people who treat this company as more than just another source of money.

Of course she will find out you fucked up. I will personally inform her first thing in the morning. But... Are you sure you fucked up?

Rescue is on their way and you were wise enough to swallow your pride and personal sympathies and ask the right person for help. It looks like the whole project will be a major success. So, was it a failure or a memorable lesson with a good ending? Think about it.

Yeah, you would be in deep shit without my help. What a happy coincidence that I'm a complete asshole, who decided to sacrifice his free time just to check if maybe you are accidentally digging your own grave and there's a chance to witness your last moments in this company.

Yeah, ironic.

To be fair, I didn't expect that turn of events either. The villain becomes the hero. The hero kneeling before the villain, begging for help...

Oh, yes, that was intense. I will remember that view for the rest of my life. At some point I really felt a pity for you, for your despair. And I was ashamed of my behaviour.

Yes, I was. Sorry for that. It was too much, even for me. But honestly, you should try to work here a bit more. You're not that bad, you have kind of a talent, a dedication. You just need more experience, more connections. More friends.

Yes, friends. You may not believe this, but I have friends in this environment and they are priceless. The truth is, you may be the best, the know-it-all, but you won't survive here without help, without people who you can rely on and who can rely on you. Like Jerry, who will be here in a few minutes. He's an expert on his job, but he will for sure need some brief introduction, which you will deliver, so let's go.

Yeah, I bet you could never be grateful enough, but don't worry, I'll find a way to let you pay your debt. But until then, if you'll ever again have a serious problem, and I mean really serious, you know what to do.

I rather meant kneel before me and beg.

I'm not joking. Just don't bother me with some boring issues. I'm interested only in the huge ones.

Next time we should do it in front of your team. Oooh, this would be so evil... So, do you plan to fuck up any project in the nearest future?

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(Listener's room, knocking on the door, excited speaker walks in)

Hey! Whatcha doing?

Yeah, right. I see you're just rotting in your room, as always. Come on, dress up, we're going for a walk!

Yes, outside!

Yes, we're going to touch the grass! We're going to touch it, lay on it, wallow in it, and if we are lucky enough to find a perfect spot - we're going to roll on it.

Come on... It's such beautiful weather!

Get up or I will spend the whole day talking about the spoilers of every show you plan to watch!

Well, I may not be the brightest and the most knowledgeable person amongst your friends, but I know how to use Google, duh!

(Pleadingly) Oh, come on, it won't kill you...

We can go slow. Like two freshly hatched snails, digging our way off the ground and feeling the warmth of the sunlight for the first time in our lives.

Yes, that's how much I crave this walk. With you. I crave it with you as my companion.

Come on. We'll get some ice cream, or boba tea, or hot dogs, and eat it outside.

Yes, you can choose.

(Impatiently) Yes, I'll pay...

Wonderful! Get up then!

Where will we go? Hmmm... Well... I don't really have any specific idea. I just want to go somewhere where there is a lot of green, birds, trees... Stuff like that. Somewhere where we can really feel spring. Park? Forest? Garden? Anything nearest.

How far is it?

Perfect! Let's go on an adventure!

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(Change of the scenery. Somewhere outside: park or forest, singing birds, rustling trees, maybe some people talking in the background)

(With bliss) Oh, yes... That's what I need. Can you feel the sun? Can you feel that warmth? Isn't it bliss? Wasn't it worth leaving your gloomy burrow?

Say what you want, I saw that smile on your face.

(With excited disbelief) Wait, is that... No way! Lilac flowers are blooming! Come here, smell it!

(The speaker joyfully inhale flowers' scent multiple times)

Smell it! Just inhale... Isn't it the most beautiful scent in the world?

Gosh, it's so... intoxicating. Let's rest under that tree for a moment, I wanna have that scent all over me.

Oh, come on, we can look for something to eat later, we've only just started. Just sit here and stop whining. Breathe. Relax.

Isn't it nice?

So many birds are singing... I don't think I've ever heard so many birds singing at the same time. It's madness! Do you know the names of those birds?

Me neither. But that's ok, let's just enjoy the moment. Lilac flowers, sun, birds and two best friends.

Don't whine! Breathe!

This is so wonderful... I've been waiting for a moment like this for some time now.

What do I mean by that? Well... Winter was harsh, am I right? In every possible way. Physically and mentally. But as soon as it got a little warmer, I started to feel better. I waited for flowers, for new leaves on trees, and I've cling to the thought that one day they will finally appear. Nothing can hold back spring. No matter how hard your life is, how bad you are feeling, how complicated the situation is... Spring will come. And somehow... In the spring everything seems to be easier. I'm not saying it really is, but your mindset changes. Even if just a little, you can still feel it. Hope for better is back. You gain the strength to start once again. You WANT to start once again. So, this day is an apogee. It really happened. Spring has come! And I do feel a lot better. Don't you?

You see? And we only just got here! We both need to recharge our batteries. Maybe you'll be a little less grumpy when you catch some sun.

I wanted to go with you EXACTLY because you are grumpy! I mean... (More seriously) Not all the time, just lately. Normally you show reasonable amounts of grumpiness, but lately it started to sound alarming. Like... Something bad is happening and you don't want to share it with me. You just struggle alone, grumpy on the outside, but... choking on the inside.

No, no, no, I'm not trying to force you into confession. Not in the slightest. If you ever feel ready - you'll tell me everything. If not - I won't put you under any pressure. That's your life, your problems. You know me, you know I'm not eager to speak about my problems, just as you, so I understand the situation. But if there is any way I can help... You don't even have to explain anything, just tell me what to do. I can take a shovel and bring ropes anytime you need. Day or night.

(A bit amused) Don't laugh, I'm serious.

Maybe I'm too dramatic, but... Lately I felt you're just... slipping away. Slowly falling out of my reach. I know that mechanic, I was there many times. And I don't want you to feel that way. I don't want to lose you. You're one of the greatest things in my shitty life.

Yeah, ONE of them. Equally to pizza, cats, lazy mornings, first coffee of the day and lilac flowers' scent.

(Resentful) What? It's a great company! And if I'd ever be able to combine it all together at the same time... Woo ha, that would be the best day of my life! But! Getting back on track: I wanted to share this walk with you, because I hoped spring will do its magic for you, just as it does for me. If I can't help you in any other way, I can just try to make you see things in a brighter light. Does it work?

(With relief) Phew, for a moment I thought you would say that the sun is too bright, the temperature is too chilly, the birds are too loud and the lilac's scent is too intense... I'm glad you enjoy it a little.

Ummm, no, we won't be sitting under that tree for the rest of the day. We can move on. Is there a pond here?

It would be fun to feed ducks or swans or whatever it is there to feed.

(Amused) Hahaha! Ok, I can feed you. Looks like fresh air increases your appetite. Grains will do or do you have different needs?

Gosh, you're so demanding... Ducks wouldn't be so fussy...

Ok, ok... I think I saw some food trucks near the alley, let's check them.

Oh, let it be, I'll pamper you. You can pick everything you want and as many as you want. Just remember - I won't carry you home. If you'll be too full to walk, you'll be sleeping here.

Yes, I will look after you.

And cover you with my jacket, why not. But nights are still chilly, so please, do your best so we won't freeze to death. We still have a lot of spring to enjoy.

(Longer pause)

(With a soft voice) It's so nice to see you smile again...

As always: you can do with the script what you want, just credit me and let me know. If you prefer: Google Docs

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(Royal dungeons, wounded and exhausted listener is sitting in the cell with other rebels. Sounds of multiple footsteps on a stone floor are slowly getting closer)

That's the one. Open the cell.

(The prison-guard opens the iron wicket and they all go inside. Knight pokes the rebel)

Hey, peasant! Are you alive?

Good. Can you open your eyes?

Do you recognise me?

Do you know who I am?

Do you remember what you have done earlier, on the battlefield?

(Surprised) What exactly? I think you know what I mean and I need some answers. Can you walk on your own?

(To guardians) Pick them up.

(Guardians pick up the struggling rebel)

(To guardians) Let them walk.

Just don't try anything.

(They walk together in silence for some time)

We're going somewhere more private, where we can talk without witnesses.

(They finally stop. The sound of a heavy wooden door opening.)

Get in.

(To guardians) That's all, get back to your work.

(Knight walks into the room and closes the door.)

These are my private quarters.

(Knight lays some fabric cover on an armchair.)

Sit here, just try not to stain everything with blood and dirt.

(Knight pour some liquid in a cup and give it to the rebel)

Here, drink it.

It's just a brew, it will make you feel a bit better.

(Knight sits in an armchair opposite to the rebel)

Let's go straight to the point: why did you save me? Back then, on the battlefield...

You perfectly know what I'm talking about. You saw that giant aiming his axe at my back and shielded me. I saw it with the corner of my eye. Why did you do that? We're enemies!

Don't take me for a fool! It was not by accident! You even looked back to check if I'm alright. We've made eye contact, that's why I remembered your face.

(Pissed off) Stop lying!

(Calm again and a little bit weary) I lost sight of you in the turmoil, but then I saw you amongst the prisoners. I tried to convince myself it wasn't what I saw, but... I just couldn't leave it. My mind was wandering around that scene on and on again, in slow motion. So I went to see the queen, and she, in all her generosity, let me keep you. Do you understand what I am saying?

You are officially my property. I can do what I want with you. And no matter what you are saying, I feel that I owe you a life. So speak the truth. (Gently and politely) Please. Why did you save me?

I don't deserve to die? Who are you to judge me like that?

(Vexed) How can you know what kind of person I am? You know nothing about me!

(Curious) What did you see?

It was just a simple gesture of kindness, it cost nothing. It means nothing!

(With less self-esteem) Maybe there was more, I don't remember. It doesn't prove anything...

(Vexed again) I'm no different than other knights of her royal highness!

You're wrong!

(A bit calmer) Listen, I'm not here to be a good or a bad person. I'm here to follow the queen's orders. My value is measured in loyalty and obedience. I am just the same as the rest of her army. Why did you fight with us, but save me?

(Almost screaming) I am exactly the same! You have no idea what you are talking about! You're just a stupid peasant, you know nothing!

(Trying to get back to composure) You are here because if you wouldn't risk your life for me, I would be dead by now. No matter how unreasonable the move was and what your motivation was. I couldn't just let them hang you with other rebels. I am thankful, even though you're just a simple peasant.

Yes, even though you're my enemy.

(A bit extinguished) That doesn't make me different!

Alright, please, tell me about other knights. Tell me how bad they are.

(With less and less confidence in the voice) He must have had a reason...

It was probably just a misunderstanding...

Maybe they deserved it?

Stop it... It's just a bunch of lies, it's all lies...

(Almost curious) Don't you dare speak like that about the queen... She is first after the Goddess and only the Goddess can judge her. Only the Goddess can question her decision and only she can punish her. The whole rest of us, nobility, knights, villagers, peasants, were here only to serve her. And if you don't understand it, maybe you don't deserve to live? Maybe you deserve to suffer under her reign?

That's just how the world is built! It has always been like that and it will always be. Why do you fight so stubbornly to change something that works perfectly?

Why do I even talk with you about it? You know nothing about the world. You just sit in your cottages, milk your cows, cultivate the fields, harvest... You have no idea how big the world is and how much more is going on! You think only about what's good for you. You're selfish and narrow-minded.

No, the discussion is over. You've said enough.

(Furious) I said: enough!

(Deep breaths, the knight tries to calm themselves)

If you really feel so oppressed, so harassed, I will give you a choice. You can go back to your companions and die with them on a scaffold, like an idiot. Or you can stay here and let me show you how wrong you are. Let me show you the world from a wider perspective. Maybe you will put this knowledge to good use, someday. But there will be rules. Do you want to hear them or do you want to get back to prison immediately?

(With relief) Good choice. First of all: in the eyes of the law you are now my property, which means I'm responsible for you. If your bad behaviour will cause me trouble, I won't hesitate to enforce obedience. But I believe you are reasonable and it won't be necessary. Do you understand?

Second: you are not allowed to leave my quarters. If someone catches you wandering around the castle, you'll be immediately escorted to prison and executed. Is that clear?

(Calmly) No, I don't see you as some kind of wild animal that needs to be tamed to become a lovely pet. You're still a human. Thinking, feeling, having needs. But the situation is... unusual. For everyone. So I ask you to behave reasonably and cautiously. I think we can get along, despite the class differences.

(Stands up, speaks calmly walking towards the door) I must go now, but I will send a maid and a medic to take care of you. You need to take a bath and put on new clothes. Medic will examine your wounds and tend them. Just be honest with him, don't play unbreakable. He's a good man and knows his work. Don't doubt his methods, no matter how strange they seem to you. Just let him do whatever he wants, don't be afraid. Alright?

(Knight opens the door)

Maid will bring you something to eat and prepare a place to sleep, you can have a rest after they're done. I will come back after sunset, we'll eat dinner together and decide what to do. Just don't do anything stupid until then. Stay here and wait for me. (Gently and soft) Please.

(Knight walks out and closes the door)