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Johnny Sneese: The Accidental Chrononaut
Everyone called him Johnny Sneese.
It wasn’t meant as a compliment.
Johnny wasn’t a scientist, soldier, or billionaire inventor.
He was the IT support technician and manager of SparkleTech Car Wash, the most high-tech car wash in town.
His days consisted of:
Resetting payment kiosks
Fixing Wi-Fi issues
Unjamming automated vacuums
Explaining to customers that the touch screen wasn’t broken—it just needed them to actually touch it
Managing a crew of teenagers who somehow broke things that should have been impossible to break
It wasn’t glamorous.
But Johnny loved it.
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One Tuesday morning, a delivery arrived containing an experimental quantum processor designed to control SparkleTech’s newest AI-powered wash tunnel.
The sales rep promised it would revolutionize the industry.
Johnny wasn’t convinced.
Five minutes later, while installing it, the processor exploded.
A cloud of glowing blue particles shot directly into his face.
Johnny coughed.
“Well… that probably isn’t covered under warranty.”
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Three days later, Johnny was rebooting a payment terminal when he felt a tickle in his nose.
“Uh oh.”
ACHOO!
He vanished.
The customer waiting to pay for a wash stared at the empty space.
The machine printed a receipt anyway.
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Johnny reappeared in Ancient Rome.
A few minutes later he sneezed again.
Then he was on a pirate ship.
Then in a futuristic city floating above the Pacific Ocean.
Then in a field full of dinosaurs.
Then somehow back at the car wash just in time to answer a support ticket.
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After several months, Johnny discovered two rules.
Rule #1
Every sneeze caused him to travel through time.
Rule #2
He had absolutely no control over where—or when—he landed.
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This made life difficult.
Customers would walk into the office.
“Excuse me, the vacuum on Lane 3 isn’t working.”
Johnny would start toward the door.
Then:
ACHOO!
Suddenly he was in medieval England.
Twenty minutes later another sneeze would return him.
“Sorry,” he’d say.
“What took so long?”
“Traffic.”
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The media eventually discovered him.
News reporters followed him.
Scientists studied him.
The internet turned him into a meme.
And the world gave him a superhero name:
Johnny Sneese
Johnny hated it.
The internet loved it.
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Despite the ridiculous name, Johnny became humanity’s most unlikely hero.
Need information from the future?
Send Johnny.
Need to learn what caused a historical disaster?
Send Johnny.
Need help fixing a car wash payment terminal?
Also send Johnny.
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Then came the greatest threat humanity had ever faced.
A mad genius called Dr. Epoch built a machine capable of deleting entire centuries from history.
If activated, millions of people would simply vanish from existence.
The world’s heroes attacked.
Every one of them failed.
Dr. Epoch’s fortress existed outside normal time itself.
Nobody could reach it.
Except one guy whose transportation method was a sneeze.
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Johnny volunteered.
The president looked concerned.
“Do you have a plan?”
Johnny reached into his pocket.
He pulled out a feather.
The president groaned.
“Oh no.”
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Johnny tickled his nose.
Nothing.
Again.
Nothing.
Harder.
His eyes watered.
The room became silent.
Then:
ACHOOOOOOOOOO!
He disappeared.
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For weeks Johnny bounced through history.
Ancient Egypt.
The Wild West.
The Ice Age.
A city on Mars.
A future where every vehicle was self-driving and every car wash was run by robots.
Johnny spent three hours there fixing their network.
Old habits die hard.
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Eventually he arrived at Dr. Epoch’s fortress.
Directly in front of the villain.
The villain laughed.
“You cannot stop me!”
Johnny rubbed his nose.
“Funny story… I don’t really know how any of this works.”
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At that exact moment, Dr. Epoch’s giant genetically engineered time-cat walked into the room.
The cat rubbed against Johnny’s leg.
Johnny froze.
“No.”
The cat purred.
“No.”
The cat shed a few hairs.
Johnny’s eyes watered.
“NO.”
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ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The largest sneeze in human history erupted.
Temporal energy exploded through the fortress.
Years flew apart like confetti.
The machine unraveled.
The fortress collapsed.
Dr. Epoch was hurled backward through time.
All the way to kindergarten.
Where he forgot his evil ambitions and grew up to become a middle-school history teacher.
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The world was saved.
Again.
Mostly by accident.
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Years later, a bronze statue stood outside SparkleTech Car Wash.
It showed Johnny holding a laptop in one hand and a box of tissues in the other.
The plaque read:
JOHNNY SNEESE
IT Support Technician
Car Wash Manager
Accidental Time Traveler
Savior of History
Please Cover Your Nose Before Sneezing
And somewhere in the timeline, at this very moment, Johnny was helping a customer whose wash code wouldn’t scan.
Then his nose twitched.
“Oh come on…”
ACHOO!
He vanished.
Leaving behind a blinking help-desk ticket that simply read:
“Issue unresolved. Technician temporarily displaced in time.”
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