u/2Mango2dude

Straight peaple get a 2× dps buff against the opposite gender

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Gays/lesbians get a 2× dps buff against tha same gender

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Bisexuals get a 1.5× dps buff against same and opposite gender

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Pansexual get the ability to summon an infinite amount of pans

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Non Binary peaple get the ability to summon trains with 4 hour cool down

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Asexuals get the ability to be indestructable and unmovable when standing still

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Trans Fems get the ability to double jump

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And Trans Mascara get the ability to dash half of your height forewards

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How "gay" does someone have to be to count as bi, cuz I like girls, but the thing is that I like guys, but wouldn't like being the one getting f*cked, soooooo do I count as bi?

So I have a pet tortoise that I have had for 2 years and so far when traveling he wasn't a problem since either A: I had somewhere to keep him where we where going or B: the trip was short enought so that I could just stock up food and water in his terrarium, but now im going on a cruise with my parents and won't be back till the end of the month, now there is this family friend that has a garden with a couple of tortoises, my problem is that im not sure if I will Be able to recognize him once we're back so im looking for a way to make so I can recognize him when the time comes