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Imagine sorta related?

These people are the types of people to glorify the Crusades as "le sigma epic chad christans defeating beta male smelly muslim freaks"" when in reality, the Crusaders got their ass handled to them not once, not twice, but **5** crusades. There was 9 crusades altogether sponsored by the pope. And the worst part? They act like the crusades were a massive victory for all of Christendom when not a *single* crusader state survived beyond 1291.

But noooo, live your fantasy as "le good guys" when both sides committed some of the most egregious atrocities known to man for what, a city? It's embarrassing. Be better.

Peter went from an actual decent person to a completely utter idiot with no self-control

Lois went from someone with an actual grip on control over the family to the stereotypical bitchy mom Karen

Chris went from an awkward yet normal teen to an awkward porn addict

Meg went from a bitchy angsty teen to the butt (literally) of all jokes

Brian went from the voice of reason to a whiny liberal caricature.

Stewie went from an evil yet caring person to a homosexual caricature.

Joe went from an actual no-nonsense person to "haha le cripple" guy

Quagmire is mostly the same but with the pedophilia and cat person caricature.

It's wild how they went from an actual functional family that still loved each other to a dysfunctional piece of shit. It's all done for cheap laughs and the comedy just feels really forced nowadays. They relied way too much on cutaway gags that make no sense whatsoever. At least pre-change, Family Guy had some sensical humor and cutaway gags.

I'm not saying Michael Jackson is a bad singer, nor am I saying he really was a child molester like the accusations made him out to be. I'm saying this because, as I said, every moonwalker (MJ fans) would bring up those 2 things like it's scripture.

That being said, just because MJ was a very good singer and a very good entertainer doesn't mean he needs to be treated as the second coming of Jesus. Especially those with social media presence, they actively shit on other artists that are compared to MJ, which is not only childish, it's something MJ himself would disapprove of. They also demonize anyone who slightly dislikes him. They even go out of their way to do petty stuff like, as is common on Instagram in the MJ fandom, deliberately covering other musicians' albums with MJ material just for the sake of pettiness. It's not cool; it's childish.

MJ himself did weird things, sometimes borderline concerning, especially with children. Was he a pedophile? Probably not; multiple jurors found him not guilty on the charges. However, he admitted to sleeping with children in the same bed in non-sexual manners, which in itself is still very odd, especially from a grown man. "But he never had a childhood!" is not a valid excuse either.

I say this as someone who actively listens to MJ's work. I love his deep cuts. He's a very talented artist and someone who actively contributed to society. However, the overtly cultish behavior with MJ fans is concerning and should be subjected to scientific study.

When we talk about Tung Tung Tung Sahur Triple T, T to the power of 3 or Tung x 3 you ALWAYS say 3 Tungs before the Sahur. No of this "Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur" it's disrespectful to the legacy to Tung Tung Tung Sahur and the impact he has on modern culture his creation accelerated humor far beyond skibidi toilet and amongus we have entered a golden epoch of humor thanks to King Sahur himself he is basically the Michael Jackson of this era and I am willing to fight tooth and nail to make sure King Sahur is respected by all when your kids read the history books of the future Tung Tung Tung Sahur will be in them as the main attraction

You do not need to make a whole post dedicated to "erm mods can we akchtually ban these kinds of pwosts they are BAD!" Just send it to modmail or bitch about it in the post itself, like you will always do irregardless.

Not all celebrities have these types of fans, but there is a good portion of them that do. The images are 3 notable examples.

Michael Jackson: MJ fans (or Moonwalkers) act as if he was the most harmless person on Earth who did nothing wrong whatsoever and anyone who discredits him are basically the Anti-Christ (or Anti-Jackson) even if the criticism is completely valid. I'm not saying he's a pedophile, but he did do some weird things involving children.

Taylor Swift: Probably the most famous case of this, Swifties are known to act as if Taylor Swift is the greatest thing to grace Earth since White Bread, R34, and Seal videos. I'm not saying she's bad at singing, but there's definitely better Singers out there. Unless your a Swiftie, then she's the epitome of Singing.

Beatles: Like MJ, Beatles fans act as if they are the most perfect individuals in the world and without them, music would suck ballsacks. The memes are pretty funny, but that's about it really. Plus the obsessive fangirling over them when half of them are dead is pretty bizzare (Same with MJ).

Before I get crucified for having an opinion, I will say this: I do like the music these people make (I don't really listen to Swift, but I can recognize her songs) and they are really talented, but it's important to note that obsession is not healthy, especially when it's over a singer/entertainer/anyone really.

I think even calling this a "meme" is pushing the boundaries of what this pile of shit really is. It's geniunely the most unfunny attempt of humor I think has ever existed, not because it's terrible jokes combined with even worse punchlines, but there isn't an OUNCE of originality to any joke, it's all the SAME.

It's a video of some fuckass Cat meowing but, get this: The meow? It's actually a Car Horn! Genius right? Now make those same exact videos and post them 500 times. That's "silly car" humor in a nutshell. I would tolerate this form of humor if it had some new punchlines, but the people that follow this swear up and down that THIS video is the funniest thing of all time (thousands of people have already done the same exact format).

I vehemently hate this type of humor with the very fibers of my soul.

PS: While looking for an example of the humor, I had to witness something truly terrifying: A drawing of Cars (the animated movie from 2006) R34 of Lightning McQueen and that one Green Racecar. Did I want to see that? Fuck no. Did I see it? Sadly, yes. How did I see it? THIS FUCKING MEME

Fuck you, silly car humor.