u/321clk

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TIFU By using my wife’s fancy body wash to jerk off

My wife uses some super fancy body wash that is an oil that lathers up during use. Just like the title says I have been using it to jerk off in the shower for the last couple of weeks, it’s super smooth and for lack of a better description feels amazing! My wife has been aware of my using and is annoyed because apparently it’s expensive, she told me not to but continued to use it.
Recently my dick has been tender and the skin has peeled in some spots. It’s been happening for a while and I just thought maybe I was jerking off too often.
The other night my wife jumped up after we were talking about it and went in the bathroom to check the label of her body wash. ‘I think there might be a chemical exfoliant in this.’ she said ‘Have you still been using this? This is probably why your having issues! Dude I told you not to use this.’
Turns out there is glycerin or something in the body wash which is described as a ‘gentle’ exfoliant lol.
I stopped using it and YEP, that was the issue!
Thankfully my dick is good as new!

TL;DR: My dick started to peel because of a chemical exfoliant body wash.

EDIT TO ADD: Just so everyone knows I posted this at my wife’s suggestion, she thought it was funny that karma got me. We have been together 11 years and are best friends so no reason to blow it out of proportion. Hope this gave you a laugh like it did for my wife.

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u/321clk — 5 days ago
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My (27M) husband hit my (5F) daughter in the face. Please help

I (29F) have been with it my husband for 11 years. We have two daughters together, our oldest has been have behavioral issues mostly surrounding bed time, it had gotten so bad that she was having regular meltdowns, at one point there were two weeks straight where she would cry, and scream at the top of her lungs at bed time, and wake up in the middle of the night doing the same, part of this reaction is she is scared of the dark but she has several night lights in her room. After this period of two weeks I started a ‘sticker system’ where the kids would get stickers and prizes for doing good things, brushing teeth, cleaning up their rooms, going to bed calmly and staying in bed etc. This helped significantly and stopped the melt downs temporarily, if she started to freak out at bed time reminding her of the possibility of a sticker the next day calmed her down. It hasn’t completely eliminated them, but it has helped. Yesterday I had a hard day at work, as a result my husband helped take over when she started to have a meltdown at bed time. My husband has no history of violence towards people, the most he has done is spanking very rarely which I did not agree with and we have had several arguments about which resulted in him stopping. He has oniy ever been mad about things like video games, things like yelling and cursing or throwing his phone down. Not good but we have talked about it and he knows it is not appropriate. Back to last night my husband had shut my daughters bedroom door in an attempt to get her to stop screaming and crying( she does not like having her door shut, we do this as a consequence to screaming loudly, but it never remains shut permanently all night) even after two times of screaming and being talked to, the third time my husband went into her room I heard him spank her, or that is what I thought had happened. instead about 1 minute later I heard my husband start to cry and my daughter ask, ‘Is it bleeding?!’ At this point I checked the baby monitor, and could see my husband had brought my daughter some toilet paper and she had it in her nose. I got up and went into the room I calmly asked my husband if he had hit her in the face, he responded ‘ I slapped her mouth to hard’ clearly upset and would not look at me. My husband had slapped her hard enough that her face was red and her nose was bleeding. I tried to say calm in front of my daughter and told me husband to ‘get out of her room’ after checking on her in her words daddy ‘spanked her in the mouth’. I was heart broken for my sweet girl, she seemed ok and I told her that what daddy did was not ok and I would never let him do it again, that daddy was in trouble and it’s not ok to hit people in the face. To me spanking is one this but it is never ok to hit a child. If ever I was in a situation I could not control my temper I choose to walk away or tag in my husband, I thought he would do the same. He has never done anything like this before. After checking on my daughter I briefly spoke to my husband, in summary I asked him what happened, he says he doesn’t know, he just lost his temper, I told him that if it ever happened again i would not hesitate to leave him. I told him to go apologize to our daughter. He did, he expressed that what he did was not ok and he shouldn’t have done it, that he was very sorry and it would not happen again and then spent some time talking to her and playing with her in her bed. Her response to him is he is ‘the best daddy in the world’ and he said ‘ a good daddy doesn’t do bad things like hitting‘. We talked a bit more after he was done putting her to bed, but he had very little to say, he is very regretful and upset at himself as this is not like him, he immediately booked an appointment with a therapist. I have made it very clear that there is no level that it is ok and he should feel ashamed and bad for what he did. I have lost major amounts of trust for him as I did not think he was capable of this action. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what the appropriate action would be. Please help, I do not feel comfortable discussing this with anyone I know as I don’t not want the people I care about to know this situation….

EDIT TO ADD: I would just like to clarify we do not lock her in a room, she is safe in her bedroom, this happens after an extended period of time with attempted de escalation and helping her practice breathing. It is only used when she refuses to stop screaming as loud as she can. The door gets shut, not locked.

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u/321clk — 8 days ago