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Old number one

A whale and his calf are swimming together near the Faroe Islands, suddenly the father noticed a whaling boat and before they start harpooning them, instinctively set himself between the fishermen and his pup, unfortunately the mariners successfully hunt the whale.

The calf, overwhelmed by what just happened can only bring himself to thank his father for his sacrifice and with his last breath the dad answered: you are whalecome

Years pass by and the calf grows and forms a family of his own, still resentful of what the fishermen in the Faroe Islands did to his father he plots a cunning plan to take revenge.

leaving the calf’s behind he and his wife go hunting for the boat who killed his dad years ago and soon they find it.

-Ok, let’s proceed with the plan, first let’s dive underneath the boat and blow some bubbles until the boat capsize.

they immediately find success and all the fishermen start swimming around in panic

-Now let’s eat them! said the whale with rage

-Look, listen. Said the wife; - I was ok with the blowjob but I’m not swallowing the seamen

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u/Acceptable-Offer5504 — 15 hours ago

New kid on the crag

I was watching YouTube instead of climbing (you don’t need to climb hard from the sofa) and on the latest video from Emil I saw a young lad that screamed a lot, like he couldn’t climb, I don’t know why he included him, do you think this kid will have a future in climbing? maybe he should get some coaching or watch more videos on YouTube like me to get better, I saw all Magnus ones and now I feel I can climb two grades higher and pass the navy seal exam.

u/Acceptable-Offer5504 — 8 days ago
▲ 226 r/ClimbingCircleJerk+1 crossposts

Dealing with kids

I’m trying to send my project and someone’s wild kid is running wild on the mat just below me, this is unbearable! what do you do in this situation?

u/Acceptable-Offer5504 — 11 days ago