Why are you DK players so fucking CHEAP, MAN?!!
You mfs are already tanking through attacks, but you quickly bitch tf up and try to grab your opps at every fucking chance because you can’t do goddamn shit else. You’re not even that fucking good! You being carried by a heavy hitter ain’t even the flex you think it is. Same goes for you chump-ass Bowsers and Ganondorfs, I PROMISE you, you ain’t no-fucking-body, dawg. You’re SPAM!!!!!🖕🏾🤬🖕🏾