u/AccordingMarmalade

Dog in Mountain Lake, threatened by owner
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Dog in Mountain Lake, threatened by owner

His dog was 10+ feet from the shore, just west of the boardwalk, splashing around and scaring off the birds. I told him to get his dog out of the lake. The sign on the boardwalk says no swimming and to keep dogs on-leash. There was no way *not* to yell because he was far from the walking paths.

He came up a foot from my face, said not to disrespect him, and asked "do you wanna get hit?". According to him, since I'm not police or a park ranger, I have no right to say anything.

His shirt says Uncommon Amongst The Uncommon. Seems to be some kind of fitness bro slogan? Very on-brand.

I took this photo after a nice older man tried to de-escalate and I walked away.

I'll report to nonemergency SFPD for stats later.

u/AccordingMarmalade — 2 days ago

Tam отиде - кой от вас е ШУШЛЬОто с робота? Нашенец е бодигард

u/AccordingMarmalade — 6 days ago
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So my friend just shared something with me and I wanted to warn y'all. He was sitting on the #6 bus, and turned to look at the people in front of him, and a woman across to the right (behind the driver) was pointing her phone at him!

Apparently that woman wasn't using nor pointing her phone before that. Why was that happening? She looked mid-age and with curly hair and maybe brown skin. Was my friend simply too handsome?

Stay safe out there!

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u/AccordingMarmalade — 21 days ago