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Ciao! I'm a Italian founder from Slovenia. Where should I move in the Bay Area to feel most like home? And where can I get really good Italian food? Gratze 🇮🇹

u/oochiewallyWallyserb — 11 days ago
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$7.50 for a popsicle at Golden Gate Park

Took the kids to a free music festival in Golden Gate Park today. Beautiful day, music was good, vibes were wholesome.

Then the kids and their friends wanted popsicles.

$7.50 per popsicle! And for handing over 5 popsicles for $37.50, they defaulted to a 22.5% tip. I declined.

This was not some special ethically sourced, organic, AI enabled popsicle. This was something that would come in a pack of 10 for $3 at Safeway, or 100 for $10 at Costco.

I tried reporting it to the SFPD but apparently in San Francisco this is just called “festival pricing.”

Anyway, free festival was great. Popsicle vendor now owns part of my kids college fund.

u/ohmichael — 11 days ago
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Let's make San Fran as soullessness as Mission Bay and let the under-represented minorities have their culture of crime in Oakland, as is their preference

I'm very respectful and enlightened so I prefer to leave under represented minorities to their culture of crime. They should be allowed to make their own choices.

But let's keep gentrifying San Fran until soulless as Mission Bay. It's just so peaceful and beautiful, everyone in the city out of the Tenderloin and Bayview should be able to enjoy it. Except those minorities that prefer gunshots killing them to sleep.

Pram.

^(Sauce)

^(Sorry to everyone who commented in my original post. I originally somehow only saw the middle comment. Seeing the context changed it enough I reposted it.)

u/SafariSunshine — 12 days ago
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Idiot neighbor won't turn her loud ass fan off and now she's trying to publicly shame me and punish me for walking into her apartment to turn it off for her

My neighbor has consistently refused to turn off her loud ass fan despite numerous notes I've left for her telling her how inconsiderate and obnoxious it is and yet she continues to use it and says that she's "renting" so she can't replace it.

Well yesterday enough was enough and during my surveillance of her door I noticed a contractor leaving for lunch so I told him that I needed to go into her apartment. He didn't understand English very well so he let me in. (Probably an illegal. I guess they finally were good for something other than creating a shortage of construction workers.)

I walked into the apartment intent on shutting that damn fan up when she suddenly appears out of nowhere and has the audacity to demand I leave when I was invited in by the construction worker! Can you imagine? I told her I was there to turn the fan off and then she rudely asked me to leave again.

I tried explaining to her that I didn't know she was home and just wanted to turn off the obnoxious fan she forgot to turn off, and she refused to let me do it and told me to leave again. Rude and ungrateful.

Now she's trying to shame me online and dumbass redditors are insisting that I was trespassing so she needs to report it to the police, her landlord, and the HOA so there will be a paper trail if (when) I do it again and that I should pay to have her carpet cleaned after I rubbed mud into it. (I got mud on my shoes while I was seeing if her window was unlocked. Sue me.) They keep ignoring that the construction worker let me inside so it is impossible for me to have been trespassing. I was a guest!

Someone is even pretending to be a defense attorney and insisting they know more about the law than I do. LMFAO.

Am I underreacting?

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u/SafariSunshine — 11 days ago
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Vote 🗳️ for Manny Yekutiel for Daniel Lurie impersonator!

Vote 🗳️ for Manny Yekutiel for Daniel Lurie impersonator!

How much Civic Joy would that bring?

u/Let047 — 13 days ago