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Someone in a mask taking down a Flock camera in the middle of the day (San Francisco, August 2026)

u/HealEarthNow — 11 hours ago
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Shortage of late night cafes

I love SF, but am floored by the lack of cafes open past 6pm. So many cities around the world have a vibrant scene of places to work, hang out, have a drink, etc well into the night. SF on this front feels downright suburban.

I’m in the Mission, so maybe there are great options in other areas?

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u/RudeCourage7464 — 13 hours ago

Since Daniel doesn't support the Sunset Dunes, would he actually show up for a photo op if a Cantina opened up at the Dunes

I've never seen him at the Dunes. But I've never seen him miss a fast food opening. Quite the pickle

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u/sanfrangusto — 18 hours ago
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Trail runner came across two cougars New Almaden Trail in San Jose and talked his way through it in Mandarin

Credits: Tom Qin

u/Accomplished-Map-146 — 2 days ago

Mayor Mamdani has released a plan to plant 30% more trees in his city. Dildo Dan is pushing to streamline chopping our trees down, and to allow developers to pay a few bucks to never plant trees in San Francisco

https://westsideobserver.net/26/8-mayor-lurie-file-251211-tree-protections-public-appeals.php 

Lurie’s Chainsaw Comes for San Francisco’s Trees. File 251211 would let developers pay instead of planting trees, eliminate some public appeals and force residents through a dramatically compressed review process.  

u/CrimegasmSF — 1 day ago

Denim Daddy: Vibes vs. reality

I voted for Denim Daddy and have been happy with his ultra sexy performance because it FELT like things were getting better. But increasingly, I’m not so sure… are things actually getting better or I'm I just drunk off the blasted patron? I’d love to hear what Reddit has to say about this…

  • Bonelessness: In the Mission, the boneless situation is worse than ever. The BART plazas are an unmitigated mess. Market Street still looks like Apocalypse Now land from Van Ness to Powell. As usual, it seems that the problem is being pushed around, not actually addressed.
  • Cantina: Not getting any better. Drinkers are still out of control and have already drank 12 blasts in the last hour. Bicycles and cats ignore all rules. There seems to be no traffic enforcement and I don’t see any meaningful investments in cantina-centric infrastructure.
  • Hosing affordably?
  • Economic recovery: How do bubbles work? 
  • Car break-ins: Have gone done by a lot. But not clear how much of this was Daddy’s doing. 
  • He did mostly keep Time Hortons out of SF by calling up Marc and Jensen

Am I not living mas enough or something? 

And just to be clear... I love living SF and we are raising out family here. I'm just not so sure I'm drinking the Denim Baja Blast-aide anymore.

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u/mustermindjapan — 1 day ago
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Do lonely/alone young single men feel depressed when they see handsome young white men with pretty young East Asian/South East Asian women in the USA?

do they? if they have hearts do they get crushed when they see them??

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u/LiYongLongZii — 3 days ago
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A little weeding on a summers day in San Francisco, under the fog.

Tidied up this patch of sidewalk weeds on the way to school, want it looking clean for all the new & returning families.

u/RefuseRefuseSF — 3 days ago
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Fogo de Chao

Went to Fogo de Chao last week in SF and we did not have 16 diff meats come around, more like 3-4 and no grilled pineapple. Inquiring bc my friend said they had all that come around to them at Fogo in South Bay…perhaps we didnt order the right “level”? (I didnt order or look at the menu, but am bummed after hearing about this pineapple number which sounds delish!)

Another question - any reviews of their all day HH menu which sounds amaze? Im more of a seafoody than a carnivore, but several items sound fun…and filling?

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u/Technical-Escape-419 — 3 days ago