u/Acrobatic-Shock-3496

bro u know those moments which we remember and our entire day gets ruined yeah i had that moment and it's coming a lot in my mind these days..

what happened was ki i was with my frnd roaming inside the college campus i was just u know provoking my frnd like saying " kisi bandi ko dekh k to fatt k guldastaa ho jaati hai tumhari, tum CDS kaise clear kroge, army mein bhi courageous bande chahiye hote hain? " and he was like " CDS clear krna is a lot easier than approaching a girl , aur waise bhi tu konsa girls ko approach kr leta hai ? " ( ab tumhare bhai ki izzat ka sawaal tha ) to i said " ok, i'll talk to a girl right now in front of you aur agar maine uska no. maang liya to u'll have to do what i will order u to do for 10 days straight " he agreed....just for future reference let's say my name is MAYANK

now comes the worst part, yeah i saw a gorgeous girl and my frnd said go and approach and let me tell you guys ( i was hella nervous ) i approached that girl so our talk was like this..

me : hii

the girl : hii

me: " my am l MAYANK ?, uhh srry i mean i am kalank WT- sigh*i am srry , i mean i am not srry i am mayank "

the girl : " okay and ? " ( she was smiling too trust me but yeah i don't know she was smiling at me or for me )

me : " actually i raced, uhh srry placed a bet with my frnd to talk to u and ask for ur no. " ( tumhare bhai ki fatt ke guldastaa💐 ho chuki thi )

my heart started pounding, i started shaking like hell i took out water bottle to drink water bottle and the water spilled on. my face 😭 ( i though game over ) aur wo haraamkhor peeche has rha tha...

the girl :" ok so do u want to win ? "

me : yeah sure, as you wish ( i don't even know what the hell i was saying at that moment her beauty defeated my confidence with negative difficulty 💅🏻, ab tum khud batao ispe as u wish bolne ki kya baat thi ?)

she smiled and gave me her no. that i showed to my frnd with shaking hands and yeah he was my slave for 10 days straight...hell yeahh

but still this is the baddest fumble of my whole life and i now i wrote all this i am relieved 🫠 pata hai aaj kya hua

WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE ?

u know i mean my bonding with my maternal side's cousin is not that good or strong so i mean i rlly don't talk to them itna i mean last time i talked to this cousin like probably 2 yrs ago or smthn

so my cousin is in class 7th and is that topper and nerdy kinda a guy i mean he is physically weak but yeah he is that typical weak and topper physique wala ladka aur wo mere mama ka beta hai and like they are very strict i mean they lock his phone and unlock it only when he wants to study and all so like abhi like on 6th of may i came to my nani's house and what happened yesterday was ki he was talking to his girlfriend i mean he got in a relationship recently ( mujhe chhod ke sabke paas hai 🤧)....

so like he is very afraid of mama and mami i mean they always scold him for not gettin full marks so yeah what hppnd was he was talking to his gf on his mother's phone ( meri mami k phone pe ) on the roof and it was at night the time was 12:00 or 11:30 he was alone on the roof but at that time i thought to go on the roof and just inhale some air and u know freshen up my modd ( bhai meko kasam se nahi pata tha that he was on the roof 😭) and i just went to the roof and i opened the gate that led to the roof and ..

my cousin was just on a video call with his gf and when i opened the gate and entered the roof dude he was so scared he jumped and his phone slid just in front of my feets and i saw that girl she hung up the call immediately and i looked at my cousin he was so scared omg anyways i picked up his phone and gave it back to him i said u've got a great choice btw man just talk to her and be courageous i legit said " pyar kiya to darna kya "🙃...

then yeah he took the phone from my hands and i dont know what was he doin as i went to the back side of the roof and sat on the chair and watching the skies listening to that song (kabhi kabhi aditi ) and suddenly i heard a thud and i looked behind it was my brother who was standing behind me taking a wire in his hands i was surprised i jokingly said " itni raat ko jumping roap krega ? " he was bit scared he looked me ..

then i asked him bro " what were u going to do with it were u thinking of self harming " he said " n..noo it was actually for u " , i mean something inside me just dropped i asked " bro were u about to strangle me to death with this wire " and he started cryin and said " bhaiya pls aap kisi ko mat batana , i actually thought to kill u, i am so srry " and he hugged me , bro i was so confused about what to do i said " dont worry bro kuch nhi hoga ab tu meri bhi g faad rha hai 😭😭" i told him it's such a small matter dont overthink it ...and it's not that deep 😭😔

gawd the amount of fear he had of his parents finding out about him that he was genuinely ready to kill me still horrifies me a lot , but after he opened up to me he comes to me every now and then for solving his doubts in studies and talking about his relationship and all ( bhagwan ne mujhe sach mein bacha liya bhaiyoon 🕊 )..since then our bond has gotten strong but he is a great guy tbh.....pata hai aaj kya hua

Bhai log I swear one time a teacher started asking questions in class and I literally knew the answers to almost all of them, but he didn't pick me

Then he asked the ONE question whose answer I actually didn’t know, and somehow even at that moment I raised my hand confidently like “yeah I got this” but i acted too excited and confident ( tumhara bhai fully confident that ki iss baar to nhi uthayega mujhe )...

And mind you, my crush was sitting in the row right next to me

The teacher finally picked me. I stood up and literally said nothing. We had awkward eye contact for like 1-2 whole minutes while I acted like I was thinking of the answer

Then the teacher goes, “ bataoge, answer false ceiling pe likha hai kya ?”
And I just said, “sir mujhe nahi aata ” 💀 and the whole class started laughing 🤧

he asked "Then why did you raise your hand?”
I started stammering and then just went completely silent.

Then he said, “khade rhoge ab tum pura period.” and i saw my crush from side-eye look gawd she was frustated at me or smthn, i just accepted my fate 😭😔🤚

The whole class started laughing brooo. Genuinely one of the most embarrassing moments of my life....

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to fir tumhara bhai nikal pada cycle leke and then like while seeing the map after cycling for half an hour i reached to the house rang the bell with no second thought, without checking the house structure and all......pehli baar mein koi nhi aaya tha i called shourya from my mom's phone which i carried secretly ( garib aadmi ) and he answered i asked him " bell baja rha hu teko sunayi nhi de rha ? itni dhoop mein khada hoon " he replied " bhai koi bell nhi sunayi de rhi meko " and i was like okay maybe this is the wrong house and just as i was thinking this a girl came out on the balcony of that house....

now, who was that girl ? idk but she was drop dead gorgeous she asked " kya chahiye ? " and i replied " kuch nhi wo apko pata hai shourya ka ghar kahan hai " ( as it was a colony so maybe they knew each other ) and she said " kya ? " i was like ok so it was evening so i thought not to yell and repeat the sentence as the balcony was high up and it was pure silence in the whole colony so if i raised my voice and repeated the question they might get me wrong so i just let it go and said " kuch nhi " then she went back to her room and then i called shourya again i asked him " bro guide me i think i got the wrong house " he said " ruk aarha hu , tell me ur surroundings " as i started telling him the girl who came out of the balcony came at the main entrace of the house and she opened the gate and said " ab btao kya hua ? " I looked at her, controlled my breathing and said " do u know shourya ?" she stood there silently watching me and asked " are u by any chance (Y)? " (real naam nhi batauga apna hehe )

i said "yess" and u are ? she replied " Riya " ( ji haan mitro ye class 6th wali crush thi meri ), now my mathematical brain started calculating the shit out of the coincidence and yeah i started thinking that typical thought that " kismat mein likha hoga to milega " ( this statement is absolute a** btw ) and yeah without a delay i asked for her whatsapp directly and dawg idk why she gave it to me without any hesitation now i was on the 7th sky that day and i talked to her for few minutes ( that shourya mf still didn't call me ) as riya had to go to coaching she said " okay, i'll text you , btw it was nice to see you after so long " and i was like heellll yeahhhh......

aage ki story main ek question se hi bata deta hoon :-

if a girl is reading this then tell me " agar at the end friendzone hi krna hai to itna over friendly baatein kyu krti ho ?? why do u guys send ur photos to ur male frnd and ask kaisi lag rhi hoon , tumhe wo male frnd hi mila hai kya ? kisi female frnd se hi puch lo , do u guys do it deliberately ?? "

" is attention the only thing that u guyzz crave for ? " ( seriously mat lena but still reply )

has anyone received amet maersk mail regarding the interview i gave the written of amet maersk on 30th july

Alright, here’s your story cleanly translated into English while keeping the vibe and humor:

So yeah, as I was saying — this happened in the 8th period, and then in the 9th period my friend came back. I don’t know what got into his head, but he started teasing me about my capabilities like, “You can’t even pull a girl, I’m better than you in every way.”

And keep in mind, I was the topper at that time (so at least I had something going for me 😭).

Then he said, “Let’s race to the bus. Whoever wins, the loser has to bow down and say that 3 Idiots dialogue — you know, the one Chatur says at the end: ‘Tohfa qubool karo’.”

He was clearly trying to lure me into the race, and I was like, “Fine, let’s do it.”

Now remember — he was really good at sports.

So the class ended, we packed our bags, and got ready. We stood at the door, and I said, “Ready, set, go!”

I ran with everything I had. I reached the school exit gate, looked back — he was about 8–10 meters behind me. I pushed even harder, ran with full power, got into the bus, and sat in the first seat.

I started shouting, “Woooohoooo! You lost!”

My heart was pounding like crazy — I could literally feel it exploding. Everything around me was going black and blurry.

Then I noticed he came into the bus and sat behind me. I told him, “Come sit in the front, why are you sitting back there?”

He just chuckled and pointed beside me.

And that’s when it hit me — FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK.

Who was sitting next to me?

Yeah… you’re right. It was her.

She said “Hi,” smiled at me, and offered me her water bottle because I was clearly about to collapse. I took it, drank some water, and calmed down.

And then — for the first time — we had a legendary conversation. I actually made her laugh the entire bus ride to her stop (yeah, your boy’s got talent 😌).

Then she asked me, “Do you have the capacity to tolerate me? You don’t really know me yet.”

And I said, “I’ll try.”

And that’s how we entered the talking stage… but I’ll save that part for another time.

While I was talking to her, I looked back at my friend — he winked at me with a smirk.

That’s when I realized — THIS GUY KNEW.

He maintained the transport register, so he already knew she’d be taking the bus that day because her parents were busy. That’s why he provoked me into the race.

And he deliberately lost so I’d get on the bus first and sit next to her.

Later I confirmed it with him, and he said,
“Of course I lost on purpose. You really thought you could beat me? Have you seen your face?” 😭😭

GUYZ I TRANSLATED IT THROUGH CHATGPT CUZ HINGLISH WASN'T ALLOWED , HEHE

so guys there is this frnd of mine let's call him (H) u know that one attractive guy who is attractive asf but he doesn't give a fuck and chooses to be single anyways so yeah he was my first bestfriend and I remember in class 10th everybody was assigned their respective duties like board monitor, prefect, and attendance register managing guy, and transport register managing guy ( who updates mode of transportation of classmates and all that ..)

so i had a crush on this girl let's call her A by crush i mean major crush mtlb dekh k saasein ruk jaayein aisa wala cush thik hai but the only downside to this was she went home with her parents because of that i was hesitant to talk to her

so one day me and my homie (H) were playing pen fight and then suddenly the teacher asked him to maintain the transport register as the one who maintained the register was absent that day , so he went to the staff room and i was just sitting their u know just making edits of myself in my mind and all that shi ( boys can relate ) so just when i came to my senses i thought of looking for (A) turns out she was looking at me but as soon as i looked at here she immediately lifted her head upwards and looked at the fan above me .......( tumhare bhai ki to nikal padi thi )

but then again, i couldn't talk to her as she was gonna go home with her parents , i knew that and was in a doubt that maybe she'll tell her parents so i did nothing it hppnd on 8th period and we had total of 10 periods

should i tell more of it ? i am asking cuz it'll be huge if i wrote more

tell me if u wanna hear part-2

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Guys, I’ve discovered today that even being single has levels. First, there are just “single” people… then come the “dangerously single” ones… and then there’s my category — the ones who’ve fully accepted their fate.

So last night, I was talking to my friend — the kind of guy who’s unfairly handsome. He was going on about his female friends and all the stories that come with them. Then he hits me with this:
“Bro, just imagine — suppose you have a female friend. She barely knows you, but she randomly calls and asks, ‘Hey, wanna go out with me?’”

And bro… my system just crashed. Like, completely. I couldn’t even process it. My brain was like: “ERROR:404”
Me? A female friend? Calling me? Voluntarily? Nah, that concept isn’t even installed in my software.

The funniest part? I could easily imagine myself chilling on the surface of the sun… or casually hanging out near a black hole. That felt more realistic than that scenario 💀

L to lag chuke hain guys ( achha hua that i didn't tell my frnd that i wasn't even able to process what he told me to imagine , main chutiyo ki tarah " relatable " bolke has rha tha )

Bro, once a girl I had a crush on was sitting in the middle row, second seat, and I was sitting in the next row on the seventh seat. I decided that today I would finally talk to her. So I slid my pen on the floor, and it stopped right beside her seat. I thought I’d ask her for my pen.

After gathering courage for a while, I went next to her seat… picked up the pen myself without saying anything to her, came back, and started doing my homework 😭

I applied for it on 22nd April also i have a question regarding it and is the exam conducted on home and proctored or we are allotted a centre or smthn ?