“OP went to buy a pad for the first time in his life… and he’ll never forget what happened next. 🥀”
TL:DR → OP went to a pad store, and thought it would be easy, but it was a little complicated. Yea that's all, rest of the things are just chaos and overthinking. (Feel free to ignore, cuz I'm just sharing an experience..)
pata hai aaj kya hua
BG : so it's my first time doing such thing, and i do have some knowledge about menstruation as i have studied about it too, but had 0 exp. IRL💤 .... (and btw buying it for someone)
so jese hi mein store mein gaya tha, i was like "kya hi hoga yr. simple, bas pad lo, pay karo & niklo...!🤷🏻♂️" (lekin ofc chize itni bhi simple kaha)
legit, meri aakhe khuli ki khuli rhe gayi. charo taraf bas ladkiyan hi ladkiyan hi thi😭, and i was the only guy there. and even the store owner was a girl just slightly elder to me, "haa BC, aur aag mein ghee dal do"
*to pehele to mujhe samaj hi nhi aay aki yaar kya bolu kese bolu🥲, aur upar se ye auntiyan ese dekh rhi thi ki pata nhi inka konsa ghar lut liya ho meine🙄* ......... and mere mn kar raha tha ki mein bhi bol du 1ki "AUNTY..! MY EYES ARE UP HERE..!😭"
anyways, to deekho ab mein unke saame to bol nhi sakta, so i waited for 10 mins, for my turn, and in the mean time, meine idhaar udhaar deekha, and BROOOO..!! adhi chize to mujhe pata bhi nhi thi
then fir baate hoti hai finally un didi se, and honestly, it was awkward as hell, (size, flow, wings and length and all) almost most of the chize mujhe pata thi, but for a sec i got confused on WINGS??
"aree bhai ye jo ads mein deekhate hai ki larkiyan pads pehene ke baad udne lag jati hai??? WOO TO NHI?😭🥀" bruh i was so dumb... then it clicked, ki yaha pe wings ka mtlb wo side flaps hota hai
bas fir thodi der baad, pad select kiya, and pay kardiya, almost 45 ₹ ... and fir i left, trying so hard not to look suspicious at all...
yea and jaate jaate 2 chips ke packet bhi le liye the, cuz apprantely, usse chatpata khana zada pasand hai, and one 5 star was tucked into my pocket.
and then fir, i left from the store. (btw pad lene se pehele mein test dene gaya hua tha)
and now here i am riding in the bus writing this story while going to my destination, and honestly, mere se control hi nhi hua to 1 chips ka packet meine khud hi kha liya. LOL.😋🥰✨🥀
lekin. yea at the end of the day, it was a pretty crazy and good experience, TBH. like i can still feel the weight of the pad in my hand, esa lag raha tha ki pat nahi [soone ka block utha liya ho], iseliye proper alag se window seat pe bethaiya tha lol...!🍃next.🥀”