doubled my commute from the bronx back to Flushing... what the hell...
I thought there was a crazy accident on the bridge looking at the map. how often do they do this?
Many of you were too young to know this but facebook did ipo when i was in college and we made fun of other students who invested in facebook. Remember that.
I am running out of ideas at this point...
Stop being lazy.
Why waste time sending believers to the safest, cushiest tourist strip on Hollywood Blvd so they can bother random visitors and get laughed at? This is why kids have no respect for you.
Think bigger. Tell the families and young members they’re required to spread the “truth” worldwide. Send them everywhere: difficult places, dangerous places with crimes and diseases.
Near-death experiences? Faith-solidifying.
Deaths? Instant martyrs. They died doing what God was telling them to do.
A few converts? Great, now their kids can repeat the cycle and grow Scientology even more.
And even if they convert nobody, they’ll come back more isolated, more dependent, and more brainwahsed and think the outside world is hostile.
Sincerely,
Mormons