
Getting drunk, peeing in a public grocery store aisle, refusing to leave, and lying to the police when you have an active warrant.
The breakdown:
- An intoxicated woman decides to use a Woodman’s grocery store aisle as a toilet, refuses to leave when caught, and then tries to give responding police officers a fake name.
- Officers easily figure out her real identity, discover she has an active felony arrest warrant, and realize she is violating her felony bail conditions of absolute sobriety. She was immediately arrested on multiple charges and booked into the Waukesha County Jail.