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And I don’t mean that in the affectionate “omg I hate him lol!!!” No I genuinely can’t stand him. Yes I know people like him and YES I get he’s a joke character in a comedy series bc I do go outside and touch grass, but even then I don’t find him funny or entertaining. This is only made worse with the fact that every time I think the show is rid of him he comes right back like a bad rash (which is probably also on brand but whatever). He’s repetitive, his voice is annoying, and the “Lol I Have A Big Dick” bit was only remotely funny the first time around, let alone the fifth or sixth time. I understand that this is probably the intended reaction but good god I’ve had enough of this guy. (TLDR don’t take me too seriously I just don’t find him funny. He’s like an SNL bit that goes on for too long)

I say official bc my previous builds were joke characters that only lasted as long as the bit did (like a bard/warlock build that was just Michael Jackson), but now I’m trying to take it a bit more seriously. The problem is I’m stuck on an idea that I just can’t seem to make work. I wanted to make another warlock subclass but this time it’s “accidental”. My character knows she suddenly has magical abilities that weren’t there before and knows she got them from an artifact she stole as a smuggler, but doesn’t know who her patron is. Im stuck between celestial and GOO, what the artifact is, and the technicalities of the pact. Any brainstorming would be greatly appreciated! (Otherwise I’m just going to randomize a build with dice rolls again 😂)

Unpopular opinion: I’m sick of Chaz