r/HelluvaBoss
I feel like if Via forgives Stolas for choosing to die for Blitz and leave her in the process, only for Stolas to choose to give up his immortality so he can live his life and die with Blitz, she's legally within her right to expedite the process (that's a joke)
Seriously though that would be so tone deaf of Stolas that it's bordering on comical.
u/StrawBerylShortcake — 2 hours ago
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Aside from what we've already seen, what other sorts of weapons/gadgets do you DHORKS have made?
u/Art-Quarius — 5 hours ago
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How would you feel if VivziePop write Blitz as a pretty sweet guy?
u/MrCheddaBiscuit — 3 hours ago
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Would Stolas make Blitzø immortal?
It doesn't really seem like Stolas has any strong connections or people he cares about outside of his intense attachment to Blitzø (and Octavia, obviously). He already proved he's willing to pull some massive strings and break universe rules just to let IMP access the mortal realm, first with the grimoire and now with the Asmodean crystal. With that track record, nothing feels out of the question when it comes to what he'd do for him.
We know imps are mortal and eventually die of old age, while Goetias are basically immortal. Once Stolas fully realizes that Blitzø's time is super limited compared to his, do you think he would try to find some loophole, spell, or deal to make Blitzø immortal too?
Personally, I think Blitzø would actually consider taking a deal like that, but under one strict condition: Loona has to get the exact same offer. There is zero chance Blitzø agrees to live forever if it means watching his daughter get old and die. He's way too fiercely protective of her to leave her behind.
As for Moxxie and Millie? Not so much. I feel like he loves them in his own messed up way, but at the end of the day, they're still just his employees. He'd probably just let M&M live out their normal mortal lives together since they're so codependent anyway.
u/TheLastRootUser — 5 hours ago
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I can't wait for helluva boss next short its a moxxie and stolas episode, i wonder what it will be about!!
u/Dazzling-Second2404 — 9 hours ago
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Favourite missable visual jokes
So I've started rewatching the show again recently and I'm still absolutely in love with the small visual jokes they hide in the background or even on main characters that currently aren't the focus of the action.
There are a lot of them and I'm sure I haven't found them all, so I was wondering what your favourite is.
Mine is the scene of Blitz freeing Fizz from the tape, but apparently having enough time to tape over his nipples in the process. I don't know why but that always makes me chuckle
u/AdamantAardvark — 13 hours ago
When Stolas’s royal capes gets some action from the wind 🌬️
Always great and super dramatic when Stolas’s capes get some dramatic action in the wind. Stolas has good taste in fashion, especially with capes.
u/Quick-477 — 7 hours ago
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Your favorite character(s), but you thirst over them like Mission Zero Stolas, what are they? For fun.
I want to (bleep) me, show me his (bleep) body, make me feel (bleep bleep), with his giant dragon (bleep), make his wings flap as he (bleep), until I scream (bleep) like fucking baby!!!
u/Hot-Homework8256 — 6 hours ago
Lust represents a craving for what is forbidden. So NO, Val isn't better rep for the sin the Ozzie because of... THAT.
Val related, so warning for everything that comes with THAT (You know what I mean by "that".), also don't complain about me censoring rap3 like this. This post kept getting filtered by Reddit and I'm throwing up my hands with this one.
In the Bible, lust refers to any uncontrolled sexual appetite or the intentional objectification of someone else.
But, biblical law explicitly compares the violent forcing of a woman to the crime of murder. With lustful acts related to sex, like seeing a hottie and getting a little chub, Jesus taught that anyone who looks at someone with "lustful intent" has already committed adultery in their heart. It's bad, but not "violent crime" bad. It can also be forgiven.
Rap3 however is violent crime bad. In the Bible, rape is generally categorized as an act of wrath, violence, and oppression rather than purely one of lust. While lust involves an illicit or inordinate sexual desire, the Bible views rape fundamentally as an abuse of power, a violation of human dignity, and a violent attack against an individual. Sound familiar?
These are the key words here. Violence, assault, abuse of power, Val doesn't just rap3 Angel because he's horny. He does it because he wants power over Angel, he wants Angel to know he owns him. Biblical scholars emphasize that rape is an abuse of power and a total disregard for another person's dignity, which falls under the category of hatred and violence, which is wrath.
Most of Vals impulses come back to anger anyway. Yes, he is definitely lustful but I dont think even that's nearly as fundamental to his character then his anger management problems are. If Val wants to come for any Sins crown it's Satans, and uhhhh... yeah good luck with that one buddy.
u/StrawBerylShortcake — 13 hours ago
Favorite kiss moment between stolitz?
Can't wait for season 3 other moments gonna be so passionate
u/33333Ducky — 11 hours ago
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Jason on his first day of work at a fast-food place
full color coming soon
u/Ashamed-Principle-88 — 6 hours ago
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Which characters would make the best and worst strippers?
Best would be Verosika and Ozzie
Worst would be Loona.
u/whooper1 — 15 hours ago
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Watch order?
Everything says episodes and then shorts, yes
But surely the shorts can’t happen at the same time? I imagined them scattered about timeline wise instead of grouped together
So what would that order be? Or are they really actually just one chunk on their own
u/LittleYellowDeer — 7 hours ago
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Did Bee let Blitzo win?
Rewatching the S1 finale I noticed how concerned Bee looks during her game with Blitzo.
I think she let him win.
Blitzo's a hard drinker but there's no way he'd be able to out-drink a Deadly Sin. I think she realised how bad he was self-destructing and gave him the victory, partly to try and cheer him up and partly to stop him actually killing himself with alcohol. Maybe even because she thought Loona needed it too.
If so it's a nice character moment for Bee. Anyone else get that impression?
u/Major_Star — 11 hours ago