If I were to find this photo in the “About the Author” portion of a book jacket, it would be for a memoir I have yet to write and already regret.
u/AdhesivenessEven2632 — 1 day ago
Like many denizens of the Dead Internet, I dwell in a spiritual mezzanine between Limbo and Purgatory, where the entire created order has been reduced to this restroom and the cabin of my car.
u/AdhesivenessEven2632 — 5 days ago
▲ 51 r/butchlesbians
2,153 Sundays have brought me to this point, whatever this point is; I hope to greet the 2,154th with the dignity of someone who has survived the previous 2,153.
u/AdhesivenessEven2632 — 7 days ago
Clever enough to sell shovels during a gold rush, yet somehow incapable of parallel parking.
u/AdhesivenessEven2632 — 10 days ago
The blinding white calves of chronic indoor employment.
u/AdhesivenessEven2632 — 11 days ago
▲ 208 r/oldcootfashion
Before the haircut: I was Samson in the brief, glorious interval before Delilah’s betrayal.
u/AdhesivenessEven2632 — 15 days ago
▲ 130 r/oldcootfashion
The Arial (aka Store Brand Helvetica) of lesbian outfits: the sartorial equivalent of clicking "accept recommended settings."
u/AdhesivenessEven2632 — 15 days ago