u/AdministrativeRoom33

I can imagine how the conversation would go with Dr. House.

Murphy: "I saved the patient. I deserve to get my old job back."

Dr. House (while looking at his papers): "Great, sounds like you're doing very well in pathology. Keep going."

Murphy: "Dr. House, you're making a mistake. I'm a surgeon, that's where I belong."

Dr. House (looking up at Murphy): "Mmm, nah. You seem like a better fit here."

Murphy: "No, I'm a surgeon.I'm not leaving your office until you reinstate me."

Dr.house(puts down his papers):"Now you sound like a third grader who didn't get what they wanted for Christmas. You want me to list what I want? I want a raise and a leg that doesn't hurt all the time. But we don't always get what we want in life. Now please leave. I'm very busy right now."

Murphy: "I am a surgeon. I am a surgeon."

Dr. House: "You're only proving I made the right decision with how childish you're behaving right now."

Murphy: I am a surgeon. I am a surgeon."

Dr. House:"Ok, can you please shut up now? I'm not running a day care here. Come back when you can speak to me like an adult."

Murphy: [Has his iconic "I am surgeon emotional meltdown]

Dr House: "And, we've officially reached levels of autism that are scientifically impossible. Sadly, I won't be getting a nobel prize for that. Now, I can have you forcibly dragged out of here by security, but you do realize that means I'm also gonna have to fire you. So I'm going to give one last chance to keep your job and leave my office. NOW."

Then it cuts to murphy in the locker room with his backpack.

I imagined vox having a mental breakdown and he blue screens for a moment, and it's so fast that you can only read the text if you pause. The blue screen text says "Vox.exe has crashed. Please reboot your demon. If this issue happens again contact technical support. There's nothing funny here, so unpause the video, dumbass."

I imagined a game that takes place during world war II, where you play as an OSS agent on a mission to stop the Nazis from building a nuke. As you sabotage their plan, you see this notice pop up when you get close to a source of a radioactivity: “⚠️ WARNING⚠️ Severe genetic code damage detected. Memory fidelity may be impaired. Proceed with caution.”(Radiation damages DNA irl btw) The genetic memory begins to become unreliable. Objects start shifting around slightly.because the Animus can't figure out where to place them, guards maybe in the wrong places or may appear/disappear suddenly. This becomes more severe the closer you get to the radioactive source. Then as you step away, everything returns to normal. This game's piece of Eden is held by hitler in the fuhrer bunker, because a mind control device is the holy grail for a totalitarian regime. You have to wait for him to exit the bunker, and kill him with a silenced pistol, then stage it as a suicide.(This lines up with official lore from assassin's creed II). Then you put the piece of Eden in the safe, and jam the mechanism shut so the safe can never be opened again. You prevent the Nazis from getting the bomb, and finish your mission. Then you have a final cut scene during the final years of the ancestor's life  showing the ancestor looking at a historical tv broadcast talking about the sabotage mission. That's the game.”

De ja vu...