Just spent a week in a human performance lab and I’m not the same person
Okay, so I got roped into a human performance lab study as a “healthy volunteer.” Expectation: chill treadmill jog. Reality: a mask strapped to my face, electrodes everywhere, and a grad student cheerfully saying “we’ll push until you can’t.”
Things I learned:
- My “I’m pretty fit” self-image was statistically optimistic
- Lactate threshold testing involves finger pricks every 3 minutes. Fun!
- Sleep, hydration, and caffeine timing apparently matter more than my ego
- Seeing your actual power output on a screen is brutal and addictive
The weirdest part? I now obsess over heart rate variability like it’s a personality trait.