Chompy hunting makes me wanna lay on a bloated toad and blow my cap smooth off.
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Chompy hunting makes me wanna lay on a bloated toad and blow my cap smooth off.

Were it not for the achievement diary this is a task I’d never willingly do.

u/Afraid-Armadillo-555 — 11 days ago
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23 years of casual f2p. My first 99. +29k Brutus KC.

Have been playing on and off for 23 years. Multiple different accounts. Don’t think I’ve ever made it much past 65 in any skill. Have never had a membership. Child me wouldn’t be able to comprehend that I accomplished this on my phone at a bar / tap room.

Random facts on killing Brutus 29,083 times:

-Removed 6,398,260 lbs of methane gas emissions annually from Gielinor

-Would have yielded approximately 14,451,500 lbs of edible beef

-Slaughtered almost the entire population equivalent of the King Ranch, the largest cattle ranch in the United States

-Yielded 872,490 sqft of usable cowhide leather

All told this took me roughly 2 months to complete from about level 50 or so. About 300-400 KC per day, higher on the weekends and during PTO from work.

This came after a few months break from the game. Happened to take a glance at the skill experience guide for f2p and stumbled upon the addition of Brutus to the game. Before that I was randomly logging in to kill hill giants. Don’t know that I would have done this without the 100% XP boost.

I do think that I’m going to reward myself by experiencing membership for the first time. But first, I need a break. Will probably go play the cow level on Diablo 2 for a mental reset 😜.

u/Afraid-Armadillo-555 — 2 months ago

AI replacing mothers now

I understand the pain of losing a mother. That’s not the problem I have with this.

But making a post on LinkedIn to gloat about AI?

u/Afraid-Armadillo-555 — 5 months ago