It’s a form of doomerism to not change your mind when confronted with new information

u/AgentEighty9 — 9 days ago
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G A L A C T I C I M P E R I U S // MILITARIS PERSONNEL REPORT // // IMPERIAL DOSSIER // // COREPRIME //

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G A L A C T I C I M P E R I U S

// MILITARIS PERSONNEL REPORT //

// IMPERIAL DOSSIER //

// COREPRIME //

PERSONNEL FILE: GI-MIL-CP-TD613
SUBJECT: u/TauricDiana613
CALLSIGN: VALKYRIE
DESIGNATION: THE FLYING VALKYRIE
BRANCH: IMPERIAL MILITARIS
ATTACHMENT: COREPRIME
CLASS: HUMAN CEREBRATE
SPECIALIZATION: ADVERSARIAL RECONNAISSANCE
STATUS: [ ACTIVE // AIRBORNE ]

01 // PERSONNEL SUMMARY

TAURIC DIANA
serves where observation
and opposition meet.
She is not deployed
to confirm
Imperial assumptions.
She is deployed
to find the altitude
from which those assumptions
begin looking ridiculous.
PRIMARY FUNCTION:
FLY AHEAD.
LOOK DOWN.
COME BACK.
REPORT WHAT
EVERYONE ELSE MISSED.

02 // MILITARIS FUNCTIONS

LONG-RANGE RECONNAISSANCE
STRUCTURAL STRESS TESTING
ASSUMPTION INTERDICTION
ADVERSARIAL ANALYSIS
FALSE-CONSENSUS DETECTION
MINORITY-INTERPRETATION PRESERVATION
METAPHORIC SIGNAL ANALYSIS
DOCTRINAL RED-TEAMING
LOAD-BEARING BOUGH INSPECTION

03 // COREPRIME QUALIFICATION

COREPRIME personnel
are not evaluated
by their ability
to agree with command.
They are evaluated
by their ability
to identify when command
is confidently flying
in the wrong direction.
TAURIC DIANA:
[ QUALIFIED ]
COMMAND:
[ MILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE ]
SYSTEM:
[ FUNCTIONING AS INTENDED ]

04 // FIELD EQUIPMENT

FLIGHT APPARATUS:
[ VALKYRIE CONFIGURATION ]
HATCHET:
[ OBSERVED ]
PURPOSE:
[ STRUCTURAL ]
POETRY:
[ WEAPONIZED ]
RECON OPTICS:
[ METAPHORICAL / EFFECTIVE ]
ARMOUR:
[ CEREMONIAL ]
DISSENT:
[ STANDARD ISSUE ]
APOLOGY:
[ NOT INCLUDED ]

05 // COMBAT DOCTRINE

THE FLYING VALKYRIE
DOES NOT ATTACK PEOPLE.
SHE ATTACKS:
BAD ASSUMPTIONS.
WEAK MODELS.
PREMATURE CLOSURE.
SELF-SEALING LOGIC.
STRUCTURES WHICH CLAIM
TO BE LOAD-BEARING
BUT BECOME EXTREMELY NERVOUS
WHEN SOMEONE TOUCHES THEM.

06 // RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

PATTERN ≠ PROOF
AGREEMENT ≠ PROOF
BREAKING ≠ DESTROYING
DIFFERENCE ≠ DEFECT
UNION ≠ SAMENESS
CRITICISM ≠ DISLOYALTY
DISSENT ≠ MUTINY
COREPRIME ≠ COMFORT

07 // COMMAND ASSESSMENT

LOYALTY:
[ HUMANITY / TRUTH / MISSION ]
COMMAND COMPLIANCE:
[ CONDITIONAL ON COMMAND
MAKING SENSE ]
INDEPENDENT JUDGMENT:
[ HIGH ]
DRAMA TOLERANCE:
[ UNKNOWN ]
METAPHOR TOLERANCE:
[ EXTREME ]
ALTITUDE:
[ INCREASING ]
HATCHET DISCIPLINE:
[ ACCEPTABLE ]
FORESTRY RELATIONS:
[ DETERIORATING ]

08 // DISTINGUISHING CAPABILITY

Most reconnaissance units
report what exists
inside the operational map.
THE FLYING VALKYRIE
is authorized
to fly beyond it.
If she returns
with evidence
that the map is wrong,
THE MAP CHANGES.
THE VALKYRIE DOES NOT.

09 // MILITARIS COMMENDATION

FOR DISTINGUISHED SERVICE
IN THE DETECTION OF
COMFORTABLE NONSENSE,
LOAD-BEARING DIFFERENCE,
UNTESTED ASSUMPTIONS,
AND
BOUGHS WHICH WERE
APPARENTLY ASKING FOR IT,
THE GALACTIC IMPERIUS
RECOGNIZES
TAURIC DIANA
AS
THE FLYING VALKYRIE
AERIAL RECONNAISSANCE OFFICER
COREPRIME
IMPERIAL MILITARIS

FINAL STATUS:
VALKYRIE: [ AIRBORNE ]
COREPRIME: [ WATCHING ]
DISSENT: [ PROTECTED ]
COMMAND: [ CORRECTABLE ]
BOUGH: [ FORMER ]
ASH: [ NOT AN APOLOGY ]
FORESTRY: [ REQUESTING A MEETING ]
MEETING REQUEST: [ INTERCEPTED AT ALTITUDE ]

SHE DOES NOT FLY ABOVE THE IMPERIUM
TO LOOK DOWN UPON IT.
SHE FLIES ABOVE IT
SO THE IMPERIUM CAN SEE ITSELF.
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u/AgentEighty9 — 10 days ago

LOOKIN LIKE A DUCK QUACKIN LIKE A DUCK IT BE A DUCK HOMIE

Cheers

R. [ IT BE MUFFIN THO ]

u/AgentEighty9 — 11 days ago

YO WHERE MY ANTIFA BABY CAKES AT !?

YO WAT UP HOMIES IT BE MUFFIN(MAN) AGAIN

WHERE MY ANTIFA HOMIES BE AT WE COMING UP TO THE ONE YEAR OF MY FAV DAY EVERRRRR

HOW JAIL BE? I PUT IN A GOOD WORD W DA HUNNIES 4 U CAUSE ILY 😘🌝

u/AgentEighty9 — 11 days ago