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[Spoilers: The Wicked And The Warped] It Was Pretty Neat to See This Specific Term in the Novel...

Again spoilers as the book just released, but I'll still keep said spoilers quite vague.

In the novels Twice Dead King: Ruin & Reign by Nate Crowley, the term "dysphorakh" is used to describe when Necrons have moments of realization that they are no longer living beings with no living organs, thus causing them to start disassociating and mentally panic. Thinking they need air but they have no lungs to breathe, requiring food but having no mouth nor stomach. Your mind basically screaming that you should, by all definitions, be dead/non-living but you still are somehow alive.

You can read a great scene of the dysphorakh happening from Ruin here: https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1bya66d/book_excerpt_the_horror_of_the_dysporakh_twice/

Anyway, Robert Rath actually has Trazyn directly mention & very briefly suffer from flashs of the dysphorakh a couple times in The Wicked And the Warped. When I heard the word (I listened to the Audio book), I legitimately smiled & thought to myself "Oooh, I know that reference!" 👀

It's of course not surprising to see two authors writing for the same setting under the same publishing company reference and stay consistent with each other's depictions of the same race, but it's still cool to see the dysphorakh concept used by other writers when depicting the Necrons.

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u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 22 hours ago
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CA, Please Do Not Make The Glottkin's RoR Just Different Shades of Green

(All screenshots taken from Zerkovich's videos.)

I'll admit this is kind of a repost as I've complained about this before, but I really want to mention it again as a noticeable nitpick that CA has done with the Chaos Monogod Regiments of Renown. For many of these RoR units, they are given recolors that are only slightly different from the original unit. The RoR Rotting Riders are just a slightly brighter green compared to the original. The Pleasure Guard RoR likewise are just pinker than the normal unit.

Khorne, funnily enough, seems to have this problem the least as many of the race's RoR have very or at least decently distinct recolors from the originals, as shown with the Slaughterguard & Hellforged Bellowers RoR.

I don't expect every RoR to be super detailed & beautiful masterpieces or anything, but I think it's fair to want each one to look clearly different from the original, at least for the sake of readability. So CA, please make the RoR for Glottkin's DLC distinct from the originals instead of choosing to make them all slightly different shades of green. Nurgle can appear in other colors like black, purple, yellow, etc.

Btw, the Glottkin RoR are:

  1. Sons of the Last Plague (Chosen of Nurgle, Great Weapons)
  2. Bane of Wittengast (Giant Spined Chaos Beast)
  3. The Repugnauts of Brass Keep (Putrid Blightkings - dual axes)
u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 1 day ago

I Hate When People Make AO3 (& Fanfiction in General) Their Whole Fucking Personality

Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with what happening on Wattpad removing pornographic material, btw. I don't use Wattpad at all, so I couldn't care less. This has always been on my mind about AO3 & fanfiction in general though, and I just chose to finally rant about it now.

Look, Archive of Our Own (AO3) is a pretty cool site, all this considered (I guess). It hosts over 18 million fanfiction stories and using it's fairly intuitive tagging system, you can find stories that perfectly suit your personal tastes & interests.

But oh boy do I fucking hate when people obsess over AO3 and make it seem like it's the only important thing in their lives. Every time the site goes down for maintenance: "OMG, please come back soon!!! 😢 I'm going to DIE without you! 😢😢 My life is over...😭😭"

I also hate how when some AO3 users just openly flaunt how much they love to read the pornographic fanfics on the site. "Hmmm, yes, Did you know that I just LOVE reading top/bottom fanfics where the cute little bottom subby gets fucked every chapter? I just wanted to let you know that, and I also love reading it in public whenever I can. Isn't that just so quirky and funny of me? That I'm constantly reading porn all day, every day whenever I can? That's top-tier humor right there."

People (rightfully) criticize others when they constantly obsess about and are clearly addicted to watching normal porn, the same should be done for people who are obsessing over AO3 porn stories.

Furthermore, I fucking hate when AO3 users act like super pretentious, self-important "free speech" ant-censorship snobs. Now, believing in (logical) free speech & anti-censorship is all well & good, but when I think of free speech, I think about minorities being able to say what they want against those who oppress them, the downtrodden speaking up against the evil in society without silenced, etc. I am not thinking about the super "Dark Fantasy" BL rape or (le "dubious consent") fetish stories where Deku gets raped by every other male character in My Hero Academia.

If you want to read messed up fetish porn, be my guest as I'm not stopping you, but pull your own head our of your ass and realize you reading smut on a website doesn't make you John Milton or any other famous free speech advocate who often faced great hardship and persecution for their efforts in making sure everyone could voice their minds and beliefs in society.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 2 days ago
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[Multiple Excerpts] Grots Seem to Have a Greater Capacity for Empathy & Compassion Than Orks (Spoilers)

(I sure hope this isn't too long to post)

Throughout the Ork novels I've read, I've noticed an interesting & somewhat consistent detail about Grots, the slave/servant species for their larger Ork cousins. Many of the grot characters display a much larger potential for showing actual empathy and even compassion for others while Orks usually care very little for anything but themselves. Heck, Orks often don't even care that much for their own lives as long as they're having fun while dying, lol.

The biggest evidence for this is the Da Red Gobbo Collection, a novel that collects the novellas Da Gobbo's Revenge (Mike Brooks), Da Gobbo's Demise, Da Wrong Type of Green (both by Denny Flowers), Da Gobbo Rides Again, & The Instigator (both by Rhuairidh James). Pretty much every story is about the grots supporting each other for the "Revolution" against Ork kind through beliefs in Da Red Gobbo. I'll explain the context for three of the stories and give short excerpts to show examples of Grots caring for each other.

First, is Da Gobbo's Revenge, which is about a Grot named Fingwit who leads a small team of other grots to commandeer the cannons on an Imperial vessel after their Mekboy dies. Another Ork forces the grots to come with him to go do something else, but Fingwit escapes. Realizing that he needs the other Grots to commandeer the cannons, Fingwit becomes the Red Gobbo to save them. The grots managed to take over the entire ship and originally planned to just fly away by themselves, but Fingwit convinces them to stay and act as inspiration for other grots in the Waaagh, showing them that grots had the potential to accomplish great things just like Orks.

>“I dunno if dat’s da right fing ta do,’ he [Fingwit] said slowly. ‘It sounds like a good idea, but… Wot about all da uvvers?’

>‘Wot uvvers?’ Rattak asked, scratching his head.

>‘Da uvver grots!’ Fingwit said, waving his hand in the general direction of the bulk of Da Meklord’s fleet. ‘On all dose uvver ships, dere are lotz an’ lotz o’ grots wot are no better off dan we were, an’ a lot of ’em probably doin’ worse. Dey’re workin’ away wiv no ’ope, an’ nuffink ta look forward to except maybe not gettin’ a kickin’ at da end of da day.’

>He slapped his chest, growing more and more convinced that what he was saying was correct.

>‘I didn’t put on da coat of Da Red Gobbo just ta save you lot from dat ork. We should be doin’ more! We should be tryin’ ta help all da grots, everywhere!’

The second story Da Gobbo's Demise is about Da Red Gobbo coming to save several grots from being killed by human Chaos Cultists. While they were escaping from the Cultists, Redsnot also chose to let other grots escape before him and even helped rescue his bitter rival Gitzit out of now shared kinship in fighting against the Cultists. Near the end, the Red Gobbo is severely injured, and he passes his identity onto the grot Redsnot by giving him all of his clothes & sniper gun.

>“Listen,’ he [Da Red Gobbo] said. ‘All grots die. We spend da time before it runnin’ if we can, scrappin’ if we ’ave to and hidin’ when we fink we can get away wiv it. Den we die. Wouldn’t ya like to be somefing more dan dat? Run cos you’re lurin’ them in, scrap cos ya like it and hide so ya can sneak up on ’em and stick a shiv in dere back. If you is gonna die anyway, ain’t it better to die on yer own terms? Die cos ya decide to, not cos a boss tells ya to?”

...

>‘Now listen to me. Dis is important. Take da goggles. Yoo’ll need ’em.’

>‘Wot do dey do?’ [asked Redsnot]

>‘Dey is da most important bit,’ Da Gobbo said, lifting the goggles clear with trembling fingers. ‘Dey give ya da look.’

>‘Da look?’

>‘Dey is like a mirror. When a grot sees ya, it sees itself reflected. Dey see demselves.’

>He smiled, but the light was fading from his eyes. Shed of his vestments, he no longer even resembled Da Red Gobbo. Just one more dead grot. The same as all the others.

>Except for the idea.”

Finally, Da Gobbo Rides Again is about a Painboy Stimma trying to create his own Red Gobbo so that it would convince the grots to stop being so obedient to Orks since he feels grots "need" to be sneaky & backstabby for Greenskin society to function. Near the end, it turns out his own personal grot Goggulz had decided to become the Red Gobbo all on his own under his nose. Goggulz decided to do so when he killed another grot for his bag & had an epiphany.

>“It was after I did Stringbag, boss [Stimma]. Dere he was, lyin’ on da floor, not existin’ any more, and dere was his string bag – well, da one he got to replace da one you nicked off ’im. And I fort to meself – well, dat’s mine now. But I fort, hold on a tick, I’m Goggulz. Who am I if I take dis?

>‘So da way I reckoned it den, I was nobody. And I reckon da same is true for da rest of da grots – from me, to da oilers, to Makari and Da Red Gobbo, and everyone else whose name we remember. Which means we’re all as bad as each uvver.’

>Goggulz’s expression was dark for a moment, and then it brightened considerably. ‘Which means we’re all as good as each uvver. So I decided to be Da Red Gobbo.”

On to the other novels, now. The second book is Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh! by Nate Crowley with it being about the grot Makari recounting the life story of Ghazghkull to an Imperial Inquisitor. Makari throughout the story shows several times that he deeply cares about Ghazghkull, not just because he's his boss. He even willingly killed himself over & over (Ghazghkull can resurrect Makari) to convince Ghazghkull to start listening to Gork & Mork again. When Ghazghkull leaves the planet Armageddon with his chief Warbosses and feels depressed, Makari tries to cheer him up with a pep talk.

>“You [Ghazghkull] might win it [Armageddon],’ I squeaked, and then thought better of it. ‘You will win it,’ I corrected myself, even though we both knew I’d been right the first time. ‘And when you do, you’ll have a planet. But if you don’t go back there, you could have a million planets.'

>“When you showed me the Great Green, back when I made the banner, every star in the sky was green. It was the whole galaxy, ruled by orks – not just Hades Hive.’ I was hypy-ventilising now, and my heart felt like it was about to shake itself apart, but I felt green fire in me, and it was like it burned away the fear.

>‘Boss, you managed to get the six most stubborn gits on Urk working together with just your brain and your fists. There’s a whole galaxy of gits just as stubborn, all scrapping with each other when they could be turning the whole thing green – and you’re the only one who can bring ’em together. The gods do believe in you, boss. Bullets, and Ugrak, and all of them lot believe in you, too. I believe in you, and I’m a bleedin’ grot. The only person who don’t believe in Ghazghkull right now, is Ghazghkull.”

Next is Grotsnik: Da Mad Dok by Denny Flowers. For the climax of the book, Grotsnik is about kill the main character of the novel Valtun. His Saddlegit grot Ikor, who is disguised as one of Grotsnik's orderlies, tries to help Valtun by stabbing Grotsnik with an injector, but he is ultimately forced to betray Valtun to save himself from Grotsnik's potential wrath. After Grotsnik removed Valtun's limbs, Ikor shows he truly does care about his former boss to an extent as he actually bothers to come & apologize to Valtun for his betrayal when he easily could have just forgotten about him.

>‘Boss, it’s Ikor. Listen I… I is sorry about what went down before. The dok… I didn’t ’ave a choice. But he’s asleep now. I think. And I just wanted… Anythin’ I can get you, boss? Other than new legs, obviously. You thirsty? Hungry?’

The final novel, I won't bother posting a excerpt from as they isn't any particularly dialogue directly related to the "Grot empathy/compassion idea," but Ufthak's Grot Nizkwik from the Da Big Dakka by Mike Brooks is also deeply loyal to Ufthak and was quite distressed when he was kidnapped by Drukhari.

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u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 6 days ago
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[Excerpt: Grotsnik Da Mad Dok] Orks Can Sense (Mainly Smell) the Taint of ...[Spoilers]

Very slight spoilers for the Novel Grotsnik: Da Mad Dok as it's a bit of a reveal midway through the novel that the Orks are attacking an Imperial World>! that's been completely taken over by Genestealers.!<

For those who don't care about the Spoilers & don't plan on reading the book yourself, you can go ahead and read the excerpt.

....

Anyway for context, the actual main character of the novel is Valtun the Patient, a Beast Snagga Ork who wants Grotsnik to heal his Squig mount Killface and give it a new leg. Grotsnik agrees but makes Valtun do various tasks for him in return during the Ork invasion of the Genestealer World. The two eventually find themselves in a "nursery" laboratory for creating new Genestealer offspring as Grotsnik wanted to loot some of their drugs, chemicals, etc. for his own work.

>The beast snagga, having concluded his cursory inspection, turned to Grotsnik.

>‘Smells wrong.’

>‘That’s probably just the chems and medicines and wotnot.’

>‘No. It’s somethin’ else. All of this is wrong. The humies too. They ain’t right.’

>‘Yeah? Since when were humies ever right?’

>‘Y’know what I mean,’ Valtun replied tersely. ‘You wanna tell me what these things really are? Otherwise I might just burn this place down and be done with it.’

>‘You do that, and I’ll never be able to fix your squig.’ The dok grinned, retrieving a vial from a workstation. He opened it and sniffed the contents before taking a mouthful, gargling thoroughly and spitting it on the floor.

>‘Disgustin’,’ he said, meeting Valtun’s gaze. ‘Well, that confirms it. You know what we ’ave here? Bunch of skin-thieves.’

Grotsnik proceeds to give a short explanation on how Genestealers work & how they infiltrate human planets, but humans are just "too thick" to notice the corrupted smell of them. He also thinks normal human reproduction is disgusting, lmao.

Valtun's Saddlegit Grot Ikor also describes the unpleasant smell of Genestealer flesh once he starts helping load the equipment from the Laboratory for Grotsnik.

>The dok was muttering now as he picked through some specimens, while the grots scurried back and forth with looted equipment and samples, presumably securing them within the Painwagon. Ikor decided to do likewise, just to avoid raising any suspicion that he was an outsider. It wasn’t bad work, all things considered. Some heavy lifting, but less so than trying to hogtie a squig. No dung either, though admittedly some of the samples looked equally unpleasant. Smelt wrong too. Not just humie wrong, which was just insipid and unpleasant. No, this smelt like… disease. Or rotten meat. Not exactly, of course, because a grot could still choke down rotten meat if it was hungry enough. But Ikor could never have wolfed down this flesh. The thought turned his stomach, like it knew the meat was tainted.

Finally, some Ork Kommandos sneak into the laboratory with intentions to kill Grotsnik, but all of them get ambushed by Genestealers. The Ork Kommando leader Urlak is infected by the Genestealers during combat, and Valtun just instinctively knows something is wrong with the Ork afterwards.

>The snagga turned, to find Urlak leaning against the doorway. His leather coat was torn, stained with blood and the foul creatures’ stench. He looked beaten down, wounded. Even his skin had lost some of its sheen, the green tinged grey and clammy with sweat.

>‘What ’appened?’ he mumbled. ‘Those things came down, took out the ladz, and I… I can’t remember.’

>He frowned, scratching at a wound on his neck, though it was small and already scabbing over. Then he turned to Valtun, perhaps seeking an explanation. The snagga took a step back.

>The smell. It was worse than before. Perhaps it was the way the skin-thief’s blood mingled with the ork’s, the combination somehow even fouler.

>It made him want to reach for his choppa.

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u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 7 days ago
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[Excerpt: Flesh And Steel] The Decadent Horror of Imperial Nobility

From the Warhammer Crime series of books set on the planet Alecto in the Hive Varangantua, Guy Haley's Flesh And Steel is already well-known for a scene where we see several humans be cruelly stripped of their humanity & turned into servitors.

However, I also want to mention some earlier excerpts from the novel which detail the very debased, disturbing, and overall wasteful lives Imperial nobility can live due to their tremendous wealth. For context, the main character of Flesh and Steel is Symeon Dymaxion-Noctis who is the estranged son & member of the wealthy House Dymaxion, and he has to attend a dinner party at the Dymaxion Promontory/Palace.

>As I got closer, the lawns around [the Dymaxion Promontory] were increasingly crammed with vacuous morons exchanging pointless chat. As usual, they’d arranged themselves into circles of influence as predictable as the patterns of atoms. Those with the lowest social rank were farthest out, all of them furiously trying to talk their way into a higher ring. I wonder what a citizen plucked from a shitty hab would think of this place, or of the nobles in their laces and frills**, their skin tight and thin with too many rejuvenat treatments, the reek of failing organs only partly hidden behind overpowering alien perfumes.** Augments wheezed to keep corpulent bodies that should have died centuries ago upright. Strange, semi-sentient creatures gambolled between them, engineered from vat-stock culled from across the stars. Vicious beasts reworked to cowering obedience coiled around shapely legs stolen from lesser people. It doesn’t stop with the animals. There are worse than servitors there. Gene-engineered courtesans strutting the lawns, ready to offer any decadent pleasure at a word. Body slaves rebuilt to perverted ideals of beauty serving drinks and sweetmeats and flattery. Servants scurrying everywhere, overdressed, overworked, underpaid. All technically free, but how can any of them be while the nobles play their ancient games? The whole place stinks of fear, the fear of death, the fear of insignificance. It’s a show. A carnival of horrors.

After being shown around a while by his cousin Previnus, Symeon meets his mother at the party who looks quite unnerving to him due her Rejuvenat treatments. For those who don't know, "Rejuvenat/Juvenat" is a broad term that refers to the various anti-aging treatments, medicines, surgeries, etc. used throughout the Imperium.

>‘Hello, mother,’ I said.

>My mother was safe behind a fortress of ruffled skirts and stacked collars. A corset squeezed her into a shape that looked anatomically impossible, though it was probable that some body artisan had rearranged her innards to fit the new fashion. If we’d wanted to embrace, I’d have needed a crane to lower me in from above. But we don’t embrace. It’s seen as weak. Instead she lent me a hand as purposefully limp as everyone else’s.

>‘I wondered if you were coming,’ she said distantly. She wasn’t happy to see me.

>'Well, you know. Father’s natal day and all,’ I said.

>She kept her head tilted back the whole time, so she could look down her nose at me. It is a very pretty nose. Access to regen and anti-agapic treatments means she looks younger than me, which is frankly discomfiting. She is my father’s third wife, and she wasn’t chosen for her brains. When I was young, a lot of my friends made uncouth comments about my mother’s assets.

>What can I say? Rich people are shits.

Finally, Symeon gives another brief description on the various forms of entertainment that can be found at his father's party.

>Father’s revel spread across the whole palace. There were different banquets in different rooms, dishes from a thousand worlds, dances, a hundred different orchestras, examples of humanity drawn from every sort of tribe, activities of myriad perversions, and places where other appetites could be sated, from the mundane to the most deeply jaded. The whole thing was designed as spectacle, a gross and calculated display of wealth. People are starving everywhere. What this festivity discarded would have fed thousands.

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u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 8 days ago

I Hate how WEAK Strawberries Are as a Fruit

Yeah, Strawberries are sweet & everything like most fruit. They also look kind of cute in a way, too.

But they are just so... WEAK and susceptible to mold, it's unreal. Even while kept in a refrigerator, they'll be at least one or two of them covered in disgusting pale hair-like growths in just a few days. You have to either eat them quickly as possible or completely freeze them for preservation.

Not like my goat the apple, though. Keep them refrigerated, and they can last for months. Heck, they do a decent job lasting even out in the open.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 10 days ago

The Two Audio Versions of Ufthak's Novels (Probably Unintentionally) Do a Great Job of Showcasing Ufthak's Growth &amp; Aging

For those of you who don't know, most of the Warhammer 40k Ork audiobooks are narrated by Harry Myers who I personally think is the perfect man for the job. He gives raspy & gruff voices for the Orks and imo even better-sounding weedy, high-pitched and whiny voices for Grots. His dry, matter-of-fact tone while reading the text pairs well with the comedic insanity that is happening within the Ork books.

Myers has done the audio book narration for Da Big Dakka, Da Red Gobbo Collection, Grotsnik: Da Mad Dok, Ghazghkull Thraka: Warlord of Warlords, Warboss, and Da Freebooterz Code. He also did the Age of Sigmar novels Gloomspite & Bad Loon Rising that star the Gloomspite Gitz Grots.

Anyway, one of the few Ork novels Myer's didn't narrate was Brutal Kunnin as this was instead done by Tom Allenby. At first, I was little disappointed since I prefer Myers, and Allenby's younger-sounding, more energized narration was like night-and-day compared to Myers.

However, I got used to it after a few chapters, and Allenby's voice was an excellent choice for the monotone, androgynous Adeptus Mechanicus characters (two of which were actually non-binary) in Brutal Kunnin.

I too realized that Allenby's performance as Ufthak perfectly captured the "youthful energy" of the character as he was still just a Boss of a simple Ork mob in Brutal Kunnin. It really does make you feel like Ufthak is relatively young as an Ork and is still living it up while fighting in the thick of it & destroying Titans, lol.

With the sequel novel Da Big Dakka, Myers narrates the book as I mentioned, and he gives a much older, gruffer, and crankier voice to Ufthak. The Ork had some time to grow in size, strength, and brains as the new Big Boss (second-in-command) of the Techwaaagh!, so this newer voice fits with how much the character has grown off-screen.

So yeah, that's basically all I wanted to say. I really love Myers as the Ork/Greenskins narrator, but choosing Allenby to do Brutal Kunnin helped display Ufthak as a relatively young Ork (and did a great job for the Mechanicus). Having him later be voiced by Myers helped showcase how much Ufthak matured over the years.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 12 days ago
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[Excerpt: Where Dere's Da Warp Dere's A Way/Da Big Dakka] It's Funny How the Ork Ufthak Got to "Cheat" Twice At Getting Bigger

As many of you probably know, as Orks in Warhammer 40k constantly fight over their lifespans, they gradually grow stronger & larger in size with the largest of their race (usually) being the Bosses & Warbosses.

The Bad Moons Ork Ufthak Blackhawk is the main character of Mike Brooks' short story & two novels Where Dere's Da Warp Dere's a Way, Brutal Kunnin, & Da Big Dakka, respectively. In Dere's Da Warp Dere's a Way (and briefly recapped in the beginning of Brutal Kunnin), Ufthak loses his entire body and has his head sown onto the dead body of his mob's boss Badgit Snazzhammer's body by the Painboy Drozfang:

>‘Wotever you’z finkin’, yer gonna ’ave to do it quick,’ Ufthak told him flatly, as darkness began to encroach on his vision.

>‘Fankfully, da raw materials are at ’and,’ Drozfang grinned, and pursed his leathery lips to emit a piercing whistle. High-pitched grunts and swearing heralded the arrival of the dok’s grot ‘disorderlies’, apparently towing something heavy. They stopped next to Ufthak, and he turned his head to look at it.

>It was Badgit Snazzhammer’s body. Huge, battle-scarred and untouched apart from the small point of completely lacking a head, thanks to the tinboy.

>‘Now,’ Drozfang said, producing an intimidatingly large cleaver and placing it at the base of Ufthak’s neck. ‘Dis may ’urt a bit…’

>Ufthak hadn’t really registered the blow given that, percentage-wise, he wasn’t losing much more than he had already. The staples that the dok used to fix his head onto Snazzhammer’s neck – which had been ‘tidied up’ with the same cleaver – only registered as minor pricks of discomfort.

After this, Ufthak does spend some time growing the regular way by fighting & winning offscreen until the time of Da Big Dakka novel when he leads his splinter Waaagh army into a subrealm of Commorragh to attack some Drukhari raiders.

While there, he's hit by a Drukhari flesh gauntlet. This would have caused his muscles to grow uncontrollably until he exploded out of his skin, but Drozfang gives him a counter drug to stop the growth. Immediately afterwards, Ufthak is sedated and brought to a holding cell by the Drukhari, and these three substances within him have interesting results on Ufthak's body...

>The cell was dimly lit, so much so that the slave was unlikely to be able to see anything within, but Dhaemira’s eyes could penetrate the gloom well enough. However, she was struggling to believe them.

>‘The force field does not confer any sort of magnifying effect?’ she asked, already sure that she knew the answer.

>‘No,’ the beastmaster said. It was hard to tell with his mask on, but Dhaemira thought she could sense a sort of stoic amazement emanating from the other drukhari. The beastmaster knew exactly what he was looking at, but he had no idea how it had come to be.

>‘Then what has happened?’ Dhaemira demanded. ‘I fought this beast, not a day ago!’

>‘We believe it was injected with electrosteroids by a flesh gauntlet,’ Karfynd said. ‘Normally that would cause massive, uncontrolled muscle growth that would rip its skin open, but it seems to have been given some sort of counter-injection by one of its own kind. Then the sedatives used to put it under in order to bring it here slowed its metabolism, giving the counter-agent time to work, and now…’ He gestured. ‘Well, some of the growth has occurred, but as you can see, not how we would have expected.’

>The dark mass within the cell sat up from where it had been lying on the floor, and Dhaemira met the gaze of two red eyes in a head the size of her torso. Then the ork heaved itself to its feet, its head going up, and up, and up…

I just think it's funny how Brooks came up with not one but two different ways for Ufthak to cheat the Ork system of growing.

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u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 13 days ago
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Not to Praise DoW 3, But I'll Always Love This Joke

To be fair, the Ork side of the game was generally seen as the best/least worst part, especially their theme.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 19 days ago
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Orks Outdoing the Spikiez at Their Own Game

From Da Big Dakka by Mike Brooks

Context: While in a small subrealm of Commorragh, the Bad Moonz Big Boss Ork Ufthak gets hit by a Drukhari electro-steroid from a Flesh Gauntlet, which would have made his muscles rapidly grow until he burst like a balloon. His Painboy gave him a counter drug before being sedated & captured by the Drukhari, and the mixture of the three chemicals allowed Ufthak to have an artificial growth spurt while asleep.

Dhaemira is the main Drukhari Archon of the book and has a human slave lead her to Ufthak's holding cell. Before they get there, Dhaemira enjoys making the human scared by running her hand through the human's hair, but Dhaemira didn't manage to make her lose control of her bladder like Ufthak did.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 23 days ago

I Hate How Capital the "I" Looks Exactly like a Lower Case "l" in Many Computer Fonts

I'm pretty sure you all know that the capital form of the letter "i" and the lower case form of the letter "L" both look the same in many computer fonts, including the standard one on computers: I & l.

WHY? Who's bright idea was this? And heaven help you if you have to spell/type out a word that starts with a capital I with lower cases ls right behind it like Illinois or Eru Ilúvatar.

Give the capital I it's horizontal lines back, please.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 23 days ago

Will the Extra Short Story From Da Freebooterz Code Special Edition Ever Be Released Individually?

I unfortunately couldn't get my hands on the Special edition of Da Freebooterz Code by Justin Woolley, and in the book's description, it's said that it included an additional short story prequel detailing how main character Skeeg Horntoof became Captain of the ship.

I loved listening to the book's audio version narrated by Harry Myers, so I was wondering if GW will every release the short story separately in digital form for me to read.

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but I'm still rather new to how Black Library works, so I'm not too familiar with how they run things.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 30 days ago

I Hate When People Claim Buddhism Isn't a Religion

Disclaimer: This is of course not hate directed towards Buddhism itself. As a religious person myself (Catholic Christian) who likes learning about theologies, I personally find the religion to be quite interesting.

Anyway, often times I've seen people (usually in the U.S./Western countries) make the claim that Buddhism isn't a religion and that its instead a philosophy/way of life alongside a bunch of other claims.

The first reason for this claim seems to come from the fact that Buddhism, arguably at its core, doesn't have any Gods, unlike many other religions like Christianity or Islam. This is ignoring the fact that the Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama) is often seen as a God in all but name in several regions of the world where people have prayed to the Buddha for centuries. There are also many regional Gods who completely originate from Buddhism or syncretized into the religion from local beliefs, such as in China, Tibet, Japan, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_deities

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrathful_deities

The second claim is that Buddhism has no supernatural elements. Again, all you need to do is look at the history of Buddhism in Asian countries where there are plenty of supernatural beliefs & narratives that can be found in the various forms of Buddhism. Concepts like karma & reincarnation are also pretty spiritual & supernatural things to believe in, right?

Related to this idea is the belief that Buddhism is actually compatible with science, unlike other religions. I'm not going to pretend like science & religion have always had the best relationship in Western history (especially here in the U.S.), but the idea that religion and science are two mutually exclusive pursuits in life is silly if you look at the histories of science within Catholicism & Islam as many well-known scientists were religious. The Big Bang Theory was made by Belgian priest Georges Lemaître, the Austrian monk Gregor Mendel is hailed as the "father of genetics," Muslim Al-Khwarizmi is likewise known as the "father of algebra," Ibn al-Haytham made revolutionary work in the field of optics and visual perception, etc. Many Catholic popes also have degrees with the late Pope Francis having one in chemistry and the current Pope Leo having one in mathematics.

Just to clarify, I'm of course not saying that science proves religion is true, and they're are plenty of famous irreligious/atheist scientists in history too, but the idea that Buddhism is not a religion because other religions are inherently anti-science is ridiculous.

Finally, I've seen people say Buddhism is completely peaceful, unlike other religions. I'm not going to downplay or deny the evils done in the name of religions (especially my own Catholicism), but there are incidents of Buddhists persecuting people with the recent Rohingya genocide and expulsion from the Buddhist-Majority Myanmar being a notorious example. Nationalist Buddhist Monks in particular were the biggest supporters of the genocide.

It seems like this all boils down to Westerners trying to pigeon-hole Buddhism into being something that they desperately want it to be. They want an alternative to Abrahamic religions like Christianity & Islam that are common in the West that doesn't have any Gods/is completely non-theistic. Even though certain forms of Buddhism don't have Gods, that doesn't mean it's not a religion. It's viewed as a religion by most of the nations who practiced it for centuries.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 1 month ago

[LES] Lore Justifications/Explanations Do Not Excuse Bad Writing Decisions &amp; Plot Development

Like I said, this is a Low-Effort Saturday/Sunday post, so I'm going to be brief.

I've noticed on occasion that whenever I or other people complain about bad writing decisions made in fiction, there is someone who will rush to say "Well, the lore explains why this is possible." That is just an explanation provided after the fact to excuse the bad writing. The purpose of lore is to enhance stories by giving them extra, interesting depth, not just be used as off-screen justifications for shitty writing.

I know people are going to roll their eyes for talking about Star Wars since complaining about it on this sub is all-too common place, but the Rise of Skywalker has a perfect example of this happening. And no, this is also not another "The Prequels are masterpieces, actually" post. Just hear me out.

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people agree that bringing Emperor Palpatine back to life was a horrible plot development as it, among many other things, effectively lessens the climax of him dying in Return of the Jedi & Anakin's sacrifice to kill him. You see Palpatine's slow rise to power in the Prequels, him controlling the galaxy with his cruel Galactic regime in the Originals, and you finally get to see him brought down by the very boy he manipulated since the very beginning. Rise of Skywalker heavily damages that narrative.

Anyway, a common defense of this plot development is that Palpatine is shown in extended media (comics, books, TV shows, etc.) to have been working on projects that would allow him to survive after death, such as "Project Necromancer" being mentioned in The Bad Batch. There's also the fact that Palpatine himself said "The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural" in The Revenge of the Sith & again in The Rise of Skywalker.

Look, I love a LOT of Star Wars extended media, Bad Batch included, but all of these lore explanations were added after the writers decided to bring Palpatine back to life for the last Sequel movie. "Hm, let's bring Palpatine back to drum up hype. You other writers can figure out the details for why that's possible later." Even with these explanations, they do nothing to enhance the original story of Anakin falling to Palpatine's temptations but ultimately deciding to sacrifice himself to destroy him once & for all. It again actually worsens it.

It's also established both by Lucas & in extended media (such as Charle Soule's Darth Vader comic run) that Palpatine is lying about being able to bring people back from death. If he could, he would have done so for Padme years ago.

So to summarize, yes lore can explain why plot developments happen, but the plot still has to be good.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 1 month ago

For the Glottkin DLC, Are There Any Possible Generic Lords/Heroes Left to Add to Warriors of Chaos?

With the Champions of Chaos & Four Monogod DLCs released, every marked variant of the Chaos Lord, Chaos Sorcerer Lord, Exalted Hero, and Chaos Sorcerer has been added to the game, so are there any other options left for them?

If not, I assume CA will do something similar with the Khorne DLC where they substitute the lack of generic characters with more Legendary Heroes, totaling at three Legendary Heroes to account for the missing Generic Lord & Hero.

Gutrot Spume, the Maggoth Riders, & possibly Valnir the Reaper all seem like likely candidates as Heroes. Gutrot & the Maggoth Riders are also the likely units CA teased from their last stream that revealed Glottkin.

I personally wouldn't be particularly happy with getting more Legendary heroes (since I always prefer generic characters over them), but I totally get CA is out of options & something is better than nothing.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 1 month ago

[LES] I'm Personally Sick of the "Dude, Reference Humor!" Take on Deadpool, but Marvel Tokon's Take on the Concept is Honestly Pretty Inspired

Like I said in the title, this is for Low-Effort Sunday, so I'll be brief.

As I also said in the title, I'm personally sick of the constant reference-based humor Marvel character Deadpool often does, especially in the modern day. I'm not going to pretend it wasn't hilarious to me ... like a decade ago, but nowadays it just makes me roll my eyes as I find it to be the ultimate form of laziness. No actual attempt at comedy, just reference some piece of pop culture & expect people to laugh. No offense to anyone who likes said comedy, though. I'm certainly no well-cultured man in the art of comedy, but I wanted to say my piece.

Anyway, the fighting game Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls revealed a new trailer today that had Deadpool as a playable character. Like usual, Deadpool is doing his usual references, but to other fighting games & characters by doing their actual moves. Using game mechanics & moves to reference stuff is honestly super cool. Instead of just having Deadpool say something about Mortal Kombat's Scorpion or Guilty Gear's Sol Badyguy, Deadpool actually does the Scorpion's Spear pull & Sol's Volcanic Viper moves.

There's a Twitter thread by a person who identified all the references as there is a lot: https://x.com/UriParadise_/status/2071421596661596437

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 2 months ago

[Interesting Trope] "Ship of Theseus" Themed Characters, Plots, Ideas, etc.

The Ship of Theseus paradox is a thought experiment based on how the boat of mythical Athenian King Theseus was sailed to the island Delos each year in honor of him & the God Apollo. Over time, piece after piece of the ship was slowly replaced during repairs. This caused many to ask the question, was this ship still considered "Ship of Theseus," and if it's a new ship, when did it become a new ship? When one half of it was replaced, most of it, or all of it? As a thought experiment, it of course doesn't have an answer; it's just supposed to make you think.

This concept has been explored in lots of other media as well:

  1. Grotsnik, "Da Mad Dok" from Warhammer 40k is an Ork Painboy (basically field medics/mad scientists of the Frankenstein variety). Grotsnik is even crazier than other Painboyz & frequently incorporates brain tissue from other smart Orks to increase his own intelligence & gain access to their memories. Eventually, this brain tissue rots, so Grotsnik is constantly removing the rotted pieces & replacing them with new parts. In his personal novel by Denny Flowers, much thought is given on whether the current Grotsnik can even be considered the original one due to all the brain replacements, and his memories are always jumbled as a result.
  2. In Nier: Automata, there is a supply trader NPC who gives you a side quest. At the end of it, he reveals that he refuses to repair/replace his old, busted up leg as that is the only original part of him left. Every other piece of him has been replaced/repaired, so he's worried if he will still be himself if the leg goes too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHm75JS8x88
  3. In Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake, Farmworld Finn's deceased wife made a soup before he died that Finn & his family decided to just keep adding to & eating some of it over time instead of just completely finishing it. Simon (Ice King) outright calls it a "Soup of Theseus," but no one gets the reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/comments/16k1xqy/this_definitely_belongs_here/
  4. Cyberpunk: 2077 & its anime Edgerunners is a cybernetic Ship of Theseus example where people can lose their sense of self & their sanity due to having too many cybernetic enhancements/changes made to their body. These people are usually labelled as "Cyberpsychos:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRL74JmhVgk
u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 2 months ago

Legitimately Love This Image's Advice

I used to waste so much time replying to posts or comments that were being annoying/made in bad faith. Now, I just ignore them (most of the time) and can be happy as I can be. :)

Learning to not fall for bait or not get so angry all the time still is hard for me sometimes, but I've gotten much better at it, thankfully.

u/Agitated_Insect3227 — 2 months ago