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What's your thoughts!
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 15 days ago
▲ 16 r/dadjokes
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be
Turns out identity theft is a crime
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
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I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes
I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
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What do you call a Viking who lost his boat?
A Hiking.
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
First, a tractor.
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
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Dad: "Name a country without the letter R in it."
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Son: "No way!"
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
▲ 421 r/dadjokes
What's brown, and rhymes with snoop?
Dr dre
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
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77% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 33% of intelligent people.
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
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Funny how posts are still tagged NSFW
As if any of us still got jobs.
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
▲ 813 r/3amjokes
When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's threesome.
Now I know why people call you handsome.
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
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Dad: When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's threesome
Son: Now I know why people call you handsome
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
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Son: "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups, do you think could you do that?"
Dad: "of course son, don't want to brag but I could probably watch someone do 100 push-ups"
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
▲ 42 r/3amjokes
Why vampires don't cause unwanted pregnancies?
Because they cant come inside uninvited!
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago
▲ 400 r/dadjokes
Why vampires don't cause unwanted pregnancies?
Because they can't come inside uninvited!
u/Ahmed_Almaddah — 2 months ago