Mithril

I had to share another short video of this Mithril (GMO x The One) bred by Mountain Organics. It’s too good not to. She’s all gas and used motor oil when you stick your nose in the jar, with a tiny bit of funk. If the jar is stilling in front of you open, she is extremely musty and very reminiscent of the old school cat piss, just not quite as sharp. Heavy, heavy indica effects. She’s a serious creeper but when she hits it’s like a truck. Everything slows down, chronic pain pretty much completely disappears, and all you want to do is put your feet up in front of the TV and stuff your face. I love this herb so much.

u/Akline1989 — 6 hours ago

Mithril by Mountain Organics

Mithril, bred and grown by Mountain Organics out of Sonoma county. Mithril is GMO x Eros. Eros is I believe the Thai leaning phenotype of “The One” (1976 Highland Thai x 1976 Kandahar Afghan) To me at least, this one is special. This has to be my favorite pickup since moving to California in 2021.

Appearance: Long, finger like buds that are pale/lime green with long, thin, bright orange hairs and a seriously heavy coating of creamy white a golden trichs. She is so beautiful in person, and pictures will never do her justice.

Nose/Taste: This is a strain for all the gas heads out there. Stick your nose in the jar and you get pure, straight up gasoline mixed with used motor oil, and just a touch of funk. Give the nugs a little squeeze and you get just a light hint of dankness. With the jar open just sitting in front of you it is surprisingly reminiscent of the old school cat piss, just not quite as sharp. No candy here. No sweetness. No fruit. Just straight up old school nasty gas and funk. Through a joint I get heavy gas, funk, and this really interesting bit of an herbal taste I can’t quite identify. But the nose translates to taste pretty well.

Effects: She is straight indica. To quote Nicky Barnes from American Gangster, “That shit is way, way, heavy” And she is crazy heavy. The effects come on slow, but by the time they fully hit you can feel her turning your eyes red and trying to glue them shut. You get this super heavy hazy effect where time an everything else just slows way down. My chronic pain all but disappears, I get a wicked case of the munchies, and I’m just mellow and happy. She’s got great legs too. This is perfect kickback, put your feet up, and throw something funny on the TV. Just make sure it’s not something you need to pay too much attention too, because you will probably lose focus. Smoke too much, and you’re falling asleep before whatever you’re watching is over. This shit is POTENT. This is the kind of weed those after school PSA’s used to warn us about. The kind that had you acting like a damn fool, laughing for hours at nothing, eating everything in sight, and wasting your entire afternoon sitting on your ass, red eyed staring at the TV.

I cannot say enough good about this herb. I could not be happier with it. I rarely give anything a 10/10, but this one is above a 10 in my eyes. Sorry for the photo dump, but it was hard picking just a couple pictures.

u/Akline1989 — 7 days ago

Bubbas girl, peak pressure, and brain dead

I need some help figuring out what CAM strain I should grab after work. I'm looking for something loud and gassy. Some shit that turns heads when you crack the jar open. And I'm looking for a heavy indica too, something to help me sleep. Right now I'm leaning towards the bubbas girl. I've heard great things about it. Has anyone had their peak pressure? The genetics definitely got my attention. I had their gmotion a little while back and it was a gush mints cross and it was some of the danker bud I've had in a long time. I had the brain dead not too long ago too, but I don't remember much about it other than it was a heavy indica.I appreciate any recommendations out of the three anyone can make

u/Akline1989 — 19 days ago

Dry herb vapes

Hi everyone. I'm looking to maybe get a portable dry herb vape. I have a budget of up to 150, but I would prefer not to spend over 100 pre tax if I don't have to. I'm looking for something that will produce a decent amount of vapor, and also produces very flavorful vapor. If anyone has any suggestions I would really appreciate it. Thanks in advance

u/Akline1989 — 1 month ago

Nine lions by CAM

I promise there’s actual plant material under all that frost and hairs, it’s just hard to see. The nose is really unique, at least to me. It’s hard to describe. It starts out as a sweet berry followed by this crazy loud, almost metallic sour grape that continues to get louder even as you take your nose out of the jar. I haven’t had the chance to try her out yet, I just had to share her here real quick. I’ll be posting a review of this tonight. I’m super excited, I can tell she’s going to fucking smack. The cross is white truffle x the creature. CAM has been crushing it lately, and this strain is no exception.

u/Akline1989 — 1 month ago

Bubba

Since so many people seemed to enjoy scratchy’s belly, I figured I would share the bubba belly with everyone too. There’s a couple bonus shots of scratchy in there as well

u/Akline1989 — 1 month ago

Scratchy girl

Me and the kitties morning routine is getting up at 5 for some cuddles, then we watch a couple episodes of Futurama while I get ready for work. It is scratchy's favorite. She sat like this for both episodes, watching upside down. Guest appearance from bubba in the last slide.

u/Akline1989 — 2 months ago
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Morning routine

Futurama is quickly becoming scratchy girls favorite show. I'm up at 5 am every day for work and we watch a coupl episodes while I get ready (and I leave it on for them when I leave) but she sat like this for 2 full episodes watching upside down 😂 even bubba had to come check it out.

u/Akline1989 — 2 months ago

F.K.A.F.L. by Maven Genetics

This is some world class cannabis that just smashes every metric. It’s stunningly beautiful, very colorful, has incredible structure, and is up there with the frostiest flower I’ve ever seen in my entire 25 years of smoking. The nose is incredibly unique, layered, and seems to be evolving. When I first cracked the jar, I got this incredibly loud, funky cheese layered on top of this spicy peppercorn, which seems to have been soaking in this super heavy gas. Since then it has shifted to an almost impossibly loud, astringent, diesel fuel that burns the nose, and you can almost feel it in the eyes if that makes sense. Lurking beneath all that gas is this sweet spiciness that has an almost dessert type quality to it that lingers in the nose long after the jar has been closed. It’s really interesting, sometimes I crack the jar and I get the more cheesy heavy nose, other times it’s more of the gassy, spicy dessert. I’m honestly kind of obsessed with how good this smells. It’s so loud I don’t even need to open the jar to catch a whiff. The nose translates beautifully into taste through a joint. I get a light, cheesy flavor on the lips, followed by that spicy dessert almost like carrot cake or pumpkin bread but also not like them at all. It’s like a spicy nutmeg-ish cakey thing that’s been soaked in gasoline. The flavor is incredible, palate coating, and strong. As beautiful as she is and as good ash she smells, the effects are where she really shines. This starts out a hybrid and shifts more into heavy indica as time goes on. Immediate pressure behind the eyes, euphoria, a bit of energy and clarity, and everything just becomes brighter with a cleaner visual acuity. Soon after my first couple hits my social anxiety started to melt away. Before I knew it my chronic pain I feel in several parts of my body had been muted, and I was laughing uncontrollably while watching archer. The munchies hit, I ate, and drifted off to some of the best sleep I’ve had in months. Easy 10/10 on this one.

u/Akline1989 — 2 months ago
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Reboot?

Who else would love to see an archer reboot, set like 15-20 years further out from when the final episode took place. Maybe have AJ as the lead secret agent for isis, with a whole new group of agents while Lana is still in Malory's chair. They could even give archer a gut, and bring back everyone but malory (for obvious reasons) but I think Adam Reed could definitely pull it off.

u/Akline1989 — 2 months ago

There's a relatively newer cultivator called smacked studios I've been seeing around lately on Weedmaps. Their flower looks and sounds dank as fuck, but I was curious if anyone had tried anything from them before. It's just a half hour drive the opposite direction of my house when I get off work, and I don't want to add an hour to my commute for some mid level bullshit. I'm looking at getting their strain sideshow. It's Chem 91 x face off OG. It's described as having a burning rubber with a chemically sweet gas nose, and the effects sound exactly like what I'm looking for. Im not sure if I should grab this, or just wait and grab some of the benjamins in space from decibel tomorrow. I've had the Benjamin's a couple times already, and I know it's good, but I kind of want more of that old school chem/funk

u/Akline1989 — 2 months ago

Mule fuel (GMO x Mendo Montage) by CAM

Long, greasy, sticky, finger like buds that seem like they’re more frost than plant material in some spots. Light and dark green, as well as some deep dark purps in there as well. She’s got long, thick, creamy orange hairs. Removing the jar lid but keeping the freshness seal on you get a distinctive old school skunk aroma. Pulling the freshness seal off its loud, garlicky halitosis like gas with a light skunks butthole. I picked this up yesterday and since opening it, the flower has started to develop this fermented lemon smell to it that is mixing heavily with the garlic. The moisture level is perfect and the flower breaks down beautifully. After breaking down your fingers are left stinking like gas and rotting lemon. I love how this herb smells. I feel like almost everything is fruity or candy and I really miss that old school flower that just has an almost offensive stank to it. Through a joint on the inhale it’s garlic and gas, with a sour lemon exhale. By the end of the 3rd hit the effects start creeping in. This one is heavy indica. I rolled a tiny bit up and I’m already feeling a little drowsy. It’s definitely a more night time bud. I’m getting great pain relief, relaxation. Everything feels a little slower and a little heavier. Very enjoyable effects. Picked up for $30 otd at x1 in Tracy. They have a bunch of new stuff from CAM I’ve never seen before for 30 an eighth.

u/Akline1989 — 2 months ago