Me and the kitties morning routine is getting up at 5 for some cuddles, then we watch a couple episodes of Futurama while I get ready for work. It is scratchy's favorite. She sat like this for both episodes, watching upside down. Guest appearance from bubba in the last slide.
Futurama is quickly becoming scratchy girls favorite show. I'm up at 5 am every day for work and we watch a coupl episodes while I get ready (and I leave it on for them when I leave) but she sat like this for 2 full episodes watching upside down 😂 even bubba had to come check it out.
This is some world class cannabis that just smashes every metric. It’s stunningly beautiful, very colorful, has incredible structure, and is up there with the frostiest flower I’ve ever seen in my entire 25 years of smoking. The nose is incredibly unique, layered, and seems to be evolving. When I first cracked the jar, I got this incredibly loud, funky cheese layered on top of this spicy peppercorn, which seems to have been soaking in this super heavy gas. Since then it has shifted to an almost impossibly loud, astringent, diesel fuel that burns the nose, and you can almost feel it in the eyes if that makes sense. Lurking beneath all that gas is this sweet spiciness that has an almost dessert type quality to it that lingers in the nose long after the jar has been closed. It’s really interesting, sometimes I crack the jar and I get the more cheesy heavy nose, other times it’s more of the gassy, spicy dessert. I’m honestly kind of obsessed with how good this smells. It’s so loud I don’t even need to open the jar to catch a whiff. The nose translates beautifully into taste through a joint. I get a light, cheesy flavor on the lips, followed by that spicy dessert almost like carrot cake or pumpkin bread but also not like them at all. It’s like a spicy nutmeg-ish cakey thing that’s been soaked in gasoline. The flavor is incredible, palate coating, and strong. As beautiful as she is and as good ash she smells, the effects are where she really shines. This starts out a hybrid and shifts more into heavy indica as time goes on. Immediate pressure behind the eyes, euphoria, a bit of energy and clarity, and everything just becomes brighter with a cleaner visual acuity. Soon after my first couple hits my social anxiety started to melt away. Before I knew it my chronic pain I feel in several parts of my body had been muted, and I was laughing uncontrollably while watching archer. The munchies hit, I ate, and drifted off to some of the best sleep I’ve had in months. Easy 10/10 on this one.
Who else would love to see an archer reboot, set like 15-20 years further out from when the final episode took place. Maybe have AJ as the lead secret agent for isis, with a whole new group of agents while Lana is still in Malory's chair. They could even give archer a gut, and bring back everyone but malory (for obvious reasons) but I think Adam Reed could definitely pull it off.
There's a relatively newer cultivator called smacked studios I've been seeing around lately on Weedmaps. Their flower looks and sounds dank as fuck, but I was curious if anyone had tried anything from them before. It's just a half hour drive the opposite direction of my house when I get off work, and I don't want to add an hour to my commute for some mid level bullshit. I'm looking at getting their strain sideshow. It's Chem 91 x face off OG. It's described as having a burning rubber with a chemically sweet gas nose, and the effects sound exactly like what I'm looking for. Im not sure if I should grab this, or just wait and grab some of the benjamins in space from decibel tomorrow. I've had the Benjamin's a couple times already, and I know it's good, but I kind of want more of that old school chem/funk
Mule fuel (GMO x Mendo Montage) by CAM
Long, greasy, sticky, finger like buds that seem like they’re more frost than plant material in some spots. Light and dark green, as well as some deep dark purps in there as well. She’s got long, thick, creamy orange hairs. Removing the jar lid but keeping the freshness seal on you get a distinctive old school skunk aroma. Pulling the freshness seal off its loud, garlicky halitosis like gas with a light skunks butthole. I picked this up yesterday and since opening it, the flower has started to develop this fermented lemon smell to it that is mixing heavily with the garlic. The moisture level is perfect and the flower breaks down beautifully. After breaking down your fingers are left stinking like gas and rotting lemon. I love how this herb smells. I feel like almost everything is fruity or candy and I really miss that old school flower that just has an almost offensive stank to it. Through a joint on the inhale it’s garlic and gas, with a sour lemon exhale. By the end of the 3rd hit the effects start creeping in. This one is heavy indica. I rolled a tiny bit up and I’m already feeling a little drowsy. It’s definitely a more night time bud. I’m getting great pain relief, relaxation. Everything feels a little slower and a little heavier. Very enjoyable effects. Picked up for $30 otd at x1 in Tracy. They have a bunch of new stuff from CAM I’ve never seen before for 30 an eighth.