u/AlchemyArcade

It’s getting close to that time in my life where I disappear into the woods, become the regional cryptid and photobomb those pics guys take with dead animals. You know, so my face ends up on most of your potential matches on whatever dating app you’re sick of. So before I get to that point, how about you message me and try to either talk me out of it or join me on this journey into local legend.

I’m throwing some photos of me on here because I want you to put a face with it all, and it would be nice if you do the same when you send a chat.