I accidentally scrolled past a post about accidentally driving past a school bus and I am filled with an impending sense of doom
I am a very careful Redditor and I have always stopped to carefully read each post about accidentally passing a school bus with its lights flashing.
Today there was a post about someone accidentally passing a school bus with its lights flashing near a rotary, and the standard MS Paint diagram made me think it was a simple rotary confusion post.
As I scrolled past, I noticed the school bus with its lights flashing on the diagram out of the corner of my eye, but it was already too late. I continued scrolling all the way home with an increasing sense of existential dread.
What is going to happen to me? Will my karma be docked?