TIFU by working out with the garage door open
To start with a bit of context, I'm deaf - I use cochlear implants to hear. This will be important later.
I'm lucky enough to have a garage gym. Lately I've been leaving the garage door open while I work out. The weather is nice at the moment and I get a nice breeze.
While I'm working out I sit on the gym bench in between sets with my back to the road. I also do not wear the processors for my cochlear implants as they get in the way If Im lying on the bench etc.
In between sets I set a timer on my phone then will just scroll until rest time is up. As I'm scrolling, a post in a fitness sub pops up of a middle aged to older gentleman showing off his gains. Im scrolling the comments and something possesses me to click on this profile.
The first post that pops up on the profile is this person in all their glory, the hog just hanging out. No big deal right? I'm an adult, i've seen it all before. Only problem is, just after this post comes up on my phone, I sense some movement out the corner of my eye.
I look around and there is the postman looking quite awkwardly at me. Turns out he has a package for me that needs to be signed for. Poor post man caught me apparently looking at naked old men in between sets.
TL;DR: deafness caused me not to hear the postman behind me who caught me looking at naked old men on my phone.