u/AmbassadorStreet4513

Holy moly i m so desperate

God forbid that i want a 6'3 baddie to js carry me n crush me up w her muscles n slam me against the walls like i am her basketball or volleyball, n she sits on my face while she forces me to wear a cute little collar like i m her kitten. N i am forced to roll on the carpet as she calls me her good little girl and I meow for her bc i m tamed. Lowkey, she should js lock me up in a cage or wtv.

>!Right, thats what i would type if i was desperate. Ik yall thought that was real huh? but if yall wanna a real confession, i use to run on all fours tryna teach my dog how to jump barrels for fun in public server. FYI i was 4 or 5 back then so its valid behaviour!<

>! !<

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u/AmbassadorStreet4513 — 9 days ago
▲ 76 r/alevels

Call me crazy but lets bomb everything

I fucking hate leakers. Not game leakers because they are actually useful but damn, exam leakers? Crazy work. Yall be ruining my summer plans and No i dont wanna hear or see yall annoying bitches in the comments being like "oh my grades r more important than some stupid summer plans" okay? thats for you? not for me. I highkey dont wanna gamble with my grades and also miss a whole summer I planned out so my University admissions goes well. Srsly, whoever keeps leaking these papers gotta stop, nah bc I highkey get it if it was js 1 to 3 questions but the whole shit? Thats mad crazy. Ion wanna be retaking when I could be out there enjoying my sweet vacay knowing that my exams r done. Also I bet on my fat stinky dog's soul that the entire resit papers are going harder. Dont ask me "Oh why would they be harder, that doesnt make sense lmfao" bitch use logic? dont ask me, its js a known fact like Oh my fkin days. I m srsly abt to commit hate and war crime. Dont blame me if i end up committing a felony bc yes it is THAT deep.

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u/AmbassadorStreet4513 — 10 days ago