u/AndThatsThat-

I am a 42 year old male with no kids from USA. I include this information because it usually gets asked immediately.

 

I don't like long walks on the beach. I prefer short walks to the refrigerator for a beer during a sports game (my dogs aren't trained to get me one).

 

Does that mean I am lazy and fat? No. I am known as a gym rat. I once went to the gym for the free pizza day at Planet Fitness and caught my friend's girlfriend getting too close to some other guy in the squat rack. I told him what she did (after eating half a pie). So yea....GYM RAT---ladies, please don't ask for pics...... (guys either)

 

I do not like dancing. However, sometimes I do it in the shower as I sing…wait…..I’m just washing myself off, not dancing. Well, the arm raises and bending is the closest I get to dancing. Take it or leave it.

 

I don’t like seafood. Having said that, I don’t really do candlelit dinners. OK DUMB JOKE…I’m here all night/// bad dum tsss

 

I have a caring side. I hate people that chew with their mouth open or pick their fingernails and I don’t mind telling them to shut the hell up…..oops, that’s my Karen side, not my caring side. Close enough.

 

 

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

I am a 42 year old male with no kids from USA. I include this information because it usually gets asked immediately.

 

I don't like long walks on the beach. I prefer short walks to the refrigerator for a beer during a sports game (my dogs aren't trained to get me one).

 

Does that mean I am lazy and fat? No. I am known as a gym rat. I once went to the gym for the free pizza day at Planet Fitness and caught my friend's girlfriend getting too close to some other guy in the squat rack. I told him what she did (after eating half a pie). So yea....GYM RAT---ladies, please don't ask for pics...... (guys either)

 

I do not like dancing. However, sometimes I do it in the shower as I sing…wait…..I’m just washing myself off, not dancing. Well, the arm raises and bending is the closest I get to dancing. Take it or leave it.

 

I don’t like seafood. Having said that, I don’t really do candlelit dinners. OK DUMB JOKE…I’m here all night/// bad dum tsss

 

I have a caring side. I hate people that chew with their mouth open or pick their fingernails and I don’t mind telling them to shut the hell up…..oops, that’s my Karen side, not my caring side. Close enough.

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk