Standard farms - rainbow belts 3.0 - 3.5gram(7/29/26 PKG)

This is by far the best drop we've gotten of rainbow belts from standard, and we've gotten a lot of great drops of it. Cracking the jar slaps your nose buds with a that unique belts aroma, sherby, gassy, and zoapy. Was super surprised when I opened this jar up at how great it smells. Taste hits the same notes, sweet and creamy gas with tons of zoapy flavor on top of everything. Effects seem very well balanced, nice head euphoria and that general feeling of "I'm stoned". Texture is top tier like you expect from standard farms. Overall this jar gets a 10/10 in my book, definitely the best they've done with this one. If you like rainbow belts, grab this jar for sure. Hope everyone has an amazing weekend, stay stoned hash homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 13 days ago

Calypso - guava marker - 3.5 gram

Smell is super nice. Like a sour kinda twist on candy. Nugs are super nice but almost too sticky, like it could have used a little longer to cure even. This absolutely made my grinder useless lol, ground up an entire 8th to roll and it amounted to a really small looking pile lol. Taste isnt quite as strong as you would expect for something with over 5% terps, but it definitely tastes amazing, really sweet candy/runtz vibe with a creamy zoap taste lingering around. Effects are pretty well balanced honestly, pretty amazing day time strain but really gives you that "damn I'm stoned " feeling behind the eyes. Overall I'll give this one an 8/10, it is extremely good, you probably won't find a better 8th for $17 without rewards points in the program. This is definitely one that I'll keep tucked away when I see it. Hope everyone is enjoying their week so far, stay stoned stoner homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 2 months ago

Standard farms - sticky glue - 3.5 gram(6/3/26 PKG)

I wanna start the review by letting people with puffcos or devices with ceramic know to be careful with this one, I'll post a picture of my bucket after a dab of this in the comments and it seems like they might have had a blowout on the press or something. But beyond that this is nothing but applause on this batch honestly! Opening the jar just literally smacks you in the face with that old school funky gorilla glue and gas. This is a rather loud jar, stank my house up before I even cracked the lid the first time. Taste translates so good too, straight gorilla glue and that punch of dank. There is a little bit of a sweet layer to the taste too, similar to the stay puft. Effects are amazing, I find this to be an extremely well rounded hybrid IMO. Focused but extremely euphoric and puts that's perma smile on your face lol. Gave me the munchies as well! Texture is absolutely perfect IMO and this one will just sweat more and get wetter every time it's out of the fridge. I don't dab hot enough for the material to burn I guess because I can't taste anything bad at all. Overall I'll give this batch a 9/10, really only need to work on the contamination at this point and it would be an 11/10. Even with the contaminant I would buy a bunch more of this. Hope everyone got to find some amazing medicine this weekend, stay stoned hash homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 3 months ago

Standard farms - bio freak -3.5 gram(6/17/26 PKG)

Finally got my first swirl 🙏🏼. Which is an awesome touch by the way, would love to see more stuff like this. This jar is amazing and one of the best ones I've had in a while. Cracking it open smacks your nose with this insane fruit smell. Like a banana and a green apple sitting in the hot sun with a layer of grapeyness to it too. There is a really sweet gas layer in the background as well. Taste is basically the same as the smell but maybe a little more on the banana side, just overall straight fruit on the taste. Effects have seemed pretty balanced for me, strong euphoria with lots of relaxation but doesn't really make me want to close my eyes and go to sleep. Could definitely sleep if I tried tho. Texture is probably the wettest I've seen the bio freak so far, tho it does still seem like it will always sweat the terps to the top super fast, so the bottom layer will always be a little dry. Overall I'll give this jar a 9/10, one of the few jars to drop over the last few months that actually had me excited about how good it smelled and tasted. Definitely give this one a try, especially if you like the modified apples and bananas! I hope everyone has an amazing weekend and hopefully this smoke clears out soon. Stay stoned hash homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 3 months ago

This thing was a nightmare to get into the collector hole!

Just kept squishing up one me! Like what the hell hotwheels? How the hell am I supposed to get this in my butt ? I tried axel first and the er nurse wasn't happy about removing it.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 3 months ago

Standard farms - blukio - 3.5gram(5/13/26PKG)

Cracking the jar gives a bunch of zoapy layers that come from the rainbow belts 2.0 in its genetics. There's also a citrus gassy note in there too that reminds me of when peach p wasn't muted the way it was lately, and also a bit of the gas from the blue slush there too. Its not the loudest thing you will ever smell, but it's super far from being muted. Getting into the taste is a little different, way more of that citrus gas on the taste buds. It also has a crazy creamy layer to it that blends in perfect with that zoapy flavor. It definitely has a strong taste profile. Effects are pretty well balanced but leaning more on the indica side for me, heavy euphoria and heavy eyes, but an overall talkative feeling. Texture is top tier, doesn't get much wetter than this while still being decent to work with. Overall I'll give this jar an 8/10. Room for improvement on the smell, but highly recommend this jar. Hope everyone has an amazing week, stay stoned hash homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 4 months ago

Standard farms - rainbow pp #13- 3.5gram(4/14/26PKG)

This jar is Amazing. The more it sweats the stinkier it gets. Ran through an entire 8th of this just because I kept wanting to taste it lol. Cracking the jar gives a bunch of gassyness with a blend of fruits similar to MA&B, lingering in the background is a zkittles layer that smells sour kinda. Taste completely switches it up and you get layer on layer of different zkittles terps with enough gas to really coat your taste buds good. There is a coconut kinda taste on the backend too, I hate coconut normally but really enjoyed that part of the taste. I genuinely haven't tasted something as complex as this in a while. Effects were VERY stoney for me, super heavy eyes and a strong upper body and head high, makes you want to talk but also lay down at the same time lol. Gave me the MUNCHIES! Texture is the kind where it's always gonna sweat everything to the top and be a little drier at the bottom, but I personally like this texture over it being too gloopy. Overall I'm gonna give this jar a 9.2/10, you would have to try really hard to find something better in the program right now. Hope everyone is having an amazing Tuesday, stay stoned hash homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 5 months ago

Seen a couple people say about this being back to being Skittles forward so I wanted to give it another try because I've been skipping the last few drops because I felt like it lost its Skittles side a while ago, this use to be my favorite jar from them for a while. Its definitely back to being Skittles heavy. Cracking the jar isn't super offensive, but if you stick your nose in there you will get a bunch of z terps and gas. Taste is amazing and not as hidden as the smell, like a handful of red sour Skittles with a heavy layer of zoapyness in the background. Texture is my favorite personally, super wet but enough of that sticky texture that it's easy to work with. Effects are amazing, it's one you can use at any time of day and get the results you want. Very euphoric head stoned. Super munchy heavy for me, I'll eat every snack in a 10 mile radius after like 30 minutes. Overall I'll give this an 8/10, smell needs some working on but I'm beyond impressed with this jar. Have an amazing weekend, stay stoned hash homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 6 months ago

Meh. I grabbed this after seeing a handful of good reviews about it and sat with it for a week now. For $65 I'm not complaining, I'll use it for hash holes all day cuz its basically perfect for it. Smell isn't very strong but it has a decent burgery/oniony note to it similar to biscotti pie without being as pungent. No other layers that I could pick out personally. Taste is the same way, notes of that burgery/oniony profile, but with a candy like background. Texture is so so, definitely the wettest jar I've had from them since the 3.5s dropped, but nothing compared to what you want to see when opening a jar. Looks wet after poking it because the terps just sweat to the top layer and then everything under it is dry. Effects are there tho, heavy indica buzz without locking you on the couch unless you want to be. Almost makes you want to talk because of how strong the euphoria is. I'ma give this jar a 6.5/10, lots of room for improvement but we're heading in the right direction if we can always get them in the $65-$80 range. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments. Have an amazing weekend, stay stoned hash homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 6 months ago

I'm not gonna rate this right now. I've been dealing with allergies so I've been losing my smell off and on, so it's not fair to try and leave a review imo. But when I can smell and taste things, I can't smell this at all really, there is a slight hint of perfumy dankness, but nothing like you expect from one of the best drops in their lineup. Taste is the exact same way. It's similar to how the pbp had that muted perfumy dank I think. Effects are there but not as strong, light euphoria with heavier couch lock towards the end. If anyone else has this drop, please review it or even just share your opinions in the comments. I'm sad to think that Hindu gdp is taking a nose dive 😭, it's always been one of my absolute go tos. Have an amazing night, stay stoned hash homies 🤘🏼.

u/And_Money_Hoes_710 — 6 months ago