I got excited I forgot to toast the bread. Didn't have white bread so used potato bread. I know it's missing cheese but back then, I didn't care for cheese plus lactose intolerance. Funny story. I was watching TV sitting in the living room while eating my sandwich. I got up to go into the kitchen. Came back and saw that my poodle ate the rest of my sandwich.
Part 2 of Stoner Munchies Confessions.😶🌫️🤤
I actually got busted and had to make another one for my kid. 😤
So I was sitting in my room the other night and for the first time ever I decided to get high while under no supervision. I’m fully grown but usually get high with other people. I took the edible, started to get high and then got the most insane sweet tooth munchies ever. I didn’t eat everything in the picture because I’m not crazy but I am hefty so I ate a rough amount.
Cut to about an hour later. My stomach starts to cramp. I firmly believed it would be diarrhea, I can handle that. Nah, I ended up spending the next TEN MINUTES trying not to THROW UP I was so constipated. Started off really REALLY rough as I started to get TOO HIGH and then started having a PANIC ATTACK. I had to force myself to close my eyes, rock back and forth and breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth because pushing WAS NOT an option. My asshole HURT but I eventually dooked it down.
I stayed the toilet, eyes closed, kinda falling asleep and kinda trying not to pass out because my body was so tired from that shit. I mean seriously, it genuinely hurt and got stuck several times.
I think I’m in the clear but then it comes. I abruptly open my eyes and realize the second wave has hit. I’m sitting there with my asshole having contractions while I’m NOW, butt ass naked, toes and hands white knuckling the walls and floor, my body trying to exit its natural human state. I was jumped by diarrhea himself. Best part? Every time my body pushed, I forced myself not to gag because apparently my gagger and sphincter were attached that night.
Don’t be like me. Be responsible with your munchies.
Nummy af
my stabbing skills are not up to date!
This turned out amazing! Each jar has 1500mg of THC and some CBD & CBG. It was slow cooked continuously stirred for hours and strained over and over again to remove seeds and impurities, then warm cooked with the concentrate.
It's perfect for recipes or straight up in tea, ice cream, dressings, whatever your stoned heart desires!!
I'll probably end up with a few dozen jars by the end of the season. I can't pick these things fast enough.
I'm making a Blackberry Cheesecake Ice Cream later!
10 pounds of onions
Made stock with a rotisserie chicken in the pressure cooker, then added beef bouillon to make it a "beef stock".
Topped with baguette croutons and gruyere.
how easy it was to make crumpets my munchies would have been more fun for decades.
Yeah buddy! Chow mein, Beijing beef, and honey sesame chicken after a smoke sesh!
Pic: my chocolate chip cookies
I’m doing a Summerween Scooby Doo party for my birthday this weekend and I want to make some Scooby doo stoner mega munchies cookies. What would be a cookie that embodies the munchies or would satisfy a stoner to the max? Any help is appreciated!
Soft shell crab tempura.
Fried rice.
Not pictured: the ginger dressing I smothered that salad in.
Today was a long day. Fried food is good for the soul lol
Got high and drank probably wayyy too much but still made these amazing pork chops in gravy, garlic butter mashed potatoes, and some butter and thyme broccoli. God I love cooking!
Just got an email saying my ex finally filed for divorce and I have to show up to a family court meeting via Zoom next month. Worried about how everything is going to work out, but at least I have a pot pie wayyyy too big for me.