
r/stonerfood

High as a kite and made a Teriyaki Beef plate 🥩✨
What’s your favorite protein for teriyaki? I had a spoon on the side.
Girlfriend and I made sweet love in the kitchen again. I present for your viewing pleasure, General Tsao's chicken which we made impulsively after a smoke sesh
You don't understand how great this is especially when you have cottonmouth.
Poutine perogie party... In my mouth.
Poutine perogies. Sauteed onions, mushroom gravy and some local cheese curds. God damn 🤌
Couldn’t decide if I wanted to do a mushroom or flower theme so I did both :)
Rotisserie chicken, Muenster, mushroom and flower shaped cucumber, bacon, pepper Jack cheese, uncured honey ham, lettuce, dukes and hot honey ketchup on toasted croissant bread w a carrot mushroom, sweet pepper and cucumber salad, sweet gherkins, Chocorooms, flower shaped broccoli tots and a flower shaped strawberry, pineapple, clementine and maraschino cherry fruit salad 😋
I may not have a dime but I've got street savoir-faire...and a bacon double cheeseburger with jalapenos, pickles, and a fried egg
my new fave life hack
Make cookie dough. Roll into individual cookies and freeze on cookie sheet. Transfer to freezer-safe container. When stoned next time, have single serve cookie ready to bake or single serve cookie dough ready to eat.
Infused lemon cheesecake with Pop-Rocks
So good
I’m starting to feel it now
Fettuccini Alfredo, donut holes, and a blackberry shake
and a beer. And a joint.
Chili Dogs and Strawberry Rhubarb pie
Spent the 4th determined to make the best chili dog i could reasonably achieve. I think i did it, it was the best dogs I ever had. Kayem beef/pork jumbo dogs, grilled, homemade fancified gas station style beef chili with guajillo, yellow mustard, finely diced onion. For dessert made my grandma’s recipe for strawberry rhubarb pie. It was a fucking banger
Stoner Steak Dinner
Steak, beans, fresh cucumbers from the garden, tomato and mozzarella with balsamic dressing. 🤌
American Fried Rice
Egg rice with some veggies
Sliced filet
Sliced Chicken fingers
Sliced beef franks
Teriyaka sauce, etc.
indulged in two of my guilty pleasures- short ribs and Love Island.
Still have one more full day off, so I took some eddies and grabbed food from my favorite restaurant and now watching youngins summer love lives to distract me from my lack of one.