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This morning. Would have been my 10 year wedding anniversary.
Instead. It marks 2 months since my divorce was granted.

This morning….

YOLO mummy
Pulled out a credit card….
And the 7 year old, who made me realise… she can’t learn this is okay….. and I booked a safari!

Come on pickle, let’s go shake our hips like Shakira and feed some giraffes!!!

No gold bars would ever be as great.

But I am now stood in my garden shaking disproportiantly chub thighs with cellulitis, singing

“And we’re turning the floor into a zoo… oh oh oh OH!!!”

Let’s pause for elevensies.

Hunting is fun.

I’m rather partial to a homemade scone with cream and THEN jam.
And it’s SC-on like John.
Not sc-own like bone.

With a proper cup of English breakfast tea.
No powder milk allowed!

What’s your favourite elevensies snack?
Just remember….

The best snacks are the fastest…

And when it’s SC-ON
it’s scon(e)

🌹🤓🫖

Trail is hermas
First park ranger
Ends at Aurum geyser.

This was never about money.
It was people looking at the world around them.
With a cipher code. And links to politics, justice, poverty.

The money.
Should go to charity.

I want to start a food bank.

Justin.
Another hunt….
I do one in England
You America

See who gets the puzzle solves first?
Just give that money.
To the right people. Change lives with it.
Don’t fatten bellies or pockets