I love the superpowers adhd gives me!!
These are some examples:
- telekinesis. I needed to get my phone from the table to the couch I'm sitting on, a moment and it's already next to me! (I got up, took it, forgot about taking it and then got surprised to find it already on the couch)
- teleportation. I'm in my room, then in just a second I'm in the bathroom! (I was wandering while walking, I forgot how I ended up there, I start stressing about what I needed to do because I fully forgot)
- things complete themselves on their own! The bed was already done when I came back from work today! But don't expect it to be the same tomorrow! (I felt exceptionally productive that morning and did my bed. This never happens so when I came back I thank my flatmate for doing it for me. She tells she actually never once entered my room that day. Just then I remember the morning.)
- Time travelling. Somehow when I'm doing something I look around and think for one second, I look at the clock and two hours have passed. Must be magic, since I was able to do absolutely nothing in those hours, I can't even remember what I was thinking about just a second before. How wonderful! I start stressing about not doing anything, then I can't fall asleep. Tomorrow I have work. But don't worry! I'll get a coffee in the morning and I'll be as fresh as a rose! (Surprise! Coffee does nothing.)
If I did any mistakes writing, forgive me, I'm still learning English. But anyway if I forgot any other wonderful superpower tell me. (Next time somebody tells me adhd has also many upsides I'm throwing hands)