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I don't have words I have been using Claude for a while now I went back to chat gpt nikashanga what in the ghetto is this.

At this point am convinced that my mum deliberately let's OTP messages expire then we have a back and forth for an hour before she tells me kuja tu nyumbani staki kukusumbua na masimu mingi. And not OTPs only mara WhatsApp haoni status za kanisa,kidogo kidogo amejilog out facebook password tumereset like a million times since am flexible I usually just go and see her .

Techies how is your experience with our parents and tech?

Something is happening in kenya of late we've been having a lot of deaths involving relationships. In a week we've heard reports of a suicide and today evening a homicide.

In my opinion we have become very emotional men. Because why would you follow your partner to a BnB just to confirm your suspicions? If you think she is cheating get another girl simple. Or even ask for advice from your fellow men, the problem is when you are a simp and emotional you find that you don't have a male crew.

But the women aren't saints either, because what kind of a person are you that you blackmail someone to suicide to make matters worse you loop your fellow women to assist you I understand revenge but there are limits.

Anyway kama umewahi pigwa heartbreak unajua hio maneno haikuangi rahisi. Kuna a certain clip ya dame akisema 'naskia nijindunge kisu nijiue' I tell you I understand.

My first heartbeat was in campus, this babe was pretty like really pretty I remember one of the lecturers complementing her beauty ' ei si wasichana wa meru ni warembo' his words not mine. She had an aura with her an innocence of someone who respected her beauty and a happiness. The problem was this beauty attracted everyone she got a 'friend/neighbour' who was in the same estate as her.

Wadau kijana alikuwa na V8 mamae, mimi small boy kitu nilikuwa nayo inaguruma ni blender nilipatiwa na mama yangu nikikuja Nairobi.

I made a mistake of telling her to choose 😂 weeh the response had me walking from rongai to syokimau in ungodly hours of the night.

As a person I believe you need one good heartbreak yenye inakutolesha bubbles kwa mapua ukikumbuka pillowtalk,before you get the money and resources to do something drastic.

but men control your emotions and think before acting. Women na nyinyi stop peddling lies to the younger generation na kama utauza go to a brothel hakuna umalaya private.

Mcoloni ako area ndio maana mmenyamaza hivyo 😂😂😂 sharpboys groups on the outside zinakaa ni kama za roracio na matanga.

Naisha😂😂😂

I am just too shocked by what a friend was telling me about her life.

I was meeting Brenda for drinks after work hapo vibanda village,It was end month and my employer to avoid PAYE,NSSF,housing levy, SHA and other shenanigans by WANTAM he pays us in cash. So I quickly call her and I flirt with her as I inject stupid dry jokes in hopes that the date will lead to some horizontal engineering later in the day asali lazima nigechovya. Anyway she agreed to meet me.

Everything was really lining up for me today I concluded, little did I know of the shock I was going to get. In the office I could not even concentrate my thoughts were wondering as I imagined all the styles i have learnt since I came to Nairobi for context I know her from ocha.

At last 5pm, mimi huyo mbio vibanda so that I can get a good location, uzuri kiburi na joto ya pesa had me commanding the manager to decorate my table na ikuwe na ile kitu ya RESERVED 😂

Brenda arrives and I can see her calling me and she is super s,,xy with those corporate uniforms that all ladies in upperhill have, but mtoto ni babygiiiiirl ❤️.

The conversations are smooth, the vibe is vibing, the DJ is cooperating haeki doorime.

After some cocktails and shots she opens up about her ex bla bla bla she went on like for an hour, me am just staring at her boobs. She proceeds to tells me how It is difficult to raise a kid on your own how she could use the help of a man around the house, drive her on weekends, take her on dates,help her on parenting and s,x too. She gets to how she loves her son and how she will not allow her son to be manipulated by other girls and women. She continues the rant for like 30 minutes.

As the rants continue she discloses that she still sleeps in the same bed with him mind you he is 15 years old, at first I think to myself that she might have misspoken then she doubles down that she even kisses him on the lips and changes Infront of him. Mimi am just there now shocked ata nimekuwa sober.

Nakwambia she gives me stories about the activities they do together with her son ati cuddling for movie night, go on dates together, and cook together. In the back of my mind I realised that she had turned her son into her boyfriend.

Chenye ilifanya magoti ikaisha nguvu ni juu she actually said she f,,cked her son and not ONCE or TWICE but multiple times. I was like what in the game of thrones is this. Even my dirty thoughts evaporated and I started judging her and telling her that what she was doing was wrong and could even have her jailed, as I continue being shocked she continues to justify her actions. At this point I just kept quiet nikikunywa. She gave me a sleepless night 😂 just not what I expected

This is like the 3rd time this year am hearing about such cases kwanza single mothers wa kwetu mlima.

This is very concerning au am not woke enough?

I have been trying to get a farming grant for my bee farm, but here in Kenya.

It seems that there are no organisations to provide most are insisting on groups eg women chamas, youth groups or communities. I haven't gotten any that would be suitable for an individual.

Those who work in NGOs and other charitable organisations or know how I would go about it I would really appreciate, help a beekeeper out.

I have been trying to get a farming grant for my bee farm, but here in Kenya.

It seems that there are no organisations to provide most are insisting on groups eg women chamas, youth groups or communities. I haven't gotten any that would be suitable for an individual.

Wenye mko kwa hizi NGOs and other charitable organisations help a bee keeper out.

I have been trying to get a farming grant for my bee farm, but here in Kenya.

It seems that there are no organisations to provide most are insisting on groups eg women chamas, youth groups or communities. I haven't gotten any that would be suitable for an individual.

Wenye mko kwa hizi NGOs and other charitable organisations help a bee keeper out.