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Don’t lie his computer is this bad

A quick clip from Oliver’s last livestream

Like are there bat loafs?

Fish loafs?

Dragon loaf?

Exactly how many species and subspecies of loafs are there and what does the shared ancestors of all loafs look like?

The music represents a fight between mister Edison (teacher Edward, self defense teacher) vs miss scarlet (self explanatory, scarlette’s name but spelt correctly, the science teacher)

This happens when Edward finds out Scarlette has taken the role of miss circle in the new School and twisted miss draconis (zip, the gym teacher) mind into becoming a near exact copy of thavel after mister fuckton frlction (Oliver, the new math teacher, he misspelled friction and now he’s forever stuck with it) made the suggestion to Scarlette and zip to become the new murderous teacher trio and to feed the, previously titled princess ∆lice, queen ₳lice so she doesn’t get too rowdy

Yes ₳lice is still locked up

No ₳lice did not get better

Anyways back to what I was saying

Edward accidentally stumbled into one of Scarlettes kills and decided enough was enough, the cycle of student deaths had to end after Claire, Abbie and Lana’s death, he had to stand up and protect the students from the new murderous teachers wrath and he’s not alone in the fight he’s got back up with mister Fischer (Engel, the language teacher) and miss clanker Jenni (Ruby, the art teacher and kindergarten teacher) to help him defend the students

If you guys have any questions I’ll try my best to answer them to the best of my abilities

He would get fucked up

First stage of the parasite is feeling like you just got a random splinter because the wooden parasite is tiny, being just slightly shorter than a small wood chip

The second stage is feeling drowsy and almost drunk like even though there’s no alcohol in your blood, that means the parasite is slowly making its way to your brain

The third stage is when the wooden parasite manages to get to your brain and starts digging its roots into your mind, the video here is what plays when the roots get deep enough

The fourth stage is critical because the wooden parasite begins transforming parts of your body into its body and can range from a missing eye to a full on body convergence, at any time during this time you can use your willpower to wrestle control of the powers the wooden parasite has and potentially regain control over your mind and body and subjugate the wooden parasite to obey YOUR control halting the spread of the wood around your body, fail at this and you become nothing more than a empty husk for the parasite to spread

Luckily the parasite’s at stage one are susceptible to fire and can easily be dealt with and remove if you catch them in time before they can burrow into your skin, just grab it by the tail, ignore the pain and chuck it into a fire

Sadly Edward is at stage two

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It it getting to that time of the year where the wooden parasite that’s holding Scarlette together it looking to replicate itself (which happens once every 20 years) and to find a body to attach the new seedling to, luckily a specific science loving hedgehog has so gracefully wandered in while it was gathering biomass to make the seed!