u/AutumnWillow36

I struggle with aequor. I see all the tentacles and get extremely distracted thinking about them. It is an official ADA disability.

my “goal” for blue week is to overcome my tentacle fixation and flop gently onto the required rewards like a fat cat who has given up on life but found a soft bed

so

W1 - Thais Caecus Faint Vortice, my go to “Im literally stupid and licking my iPad but feel like winning” team. Fran is scary generally in all variants, so may as well pick a team that does % max damage and can literally never die. now who’s deathless Fran? it’s not you

W2 - Mouchette and friends. NGL, I don’t fully get mouchette, or rather her intensity of scaling with DR triggers makes me feel like each play is slightly save scummy? Either that or I‘m extra bad with her.

W3 - Actually made an effort to Xu this wave and came close to winning, simply because it‘s saved as “W3 team”. Did not work. Is piling in a purely defensive kath and a whaled Arachne cheating or lazy? Absolutely

W4 - Gmurphy orbital nuke with blue leftovers. I almost had a thought somewhere about saya use and how Gmurphy is probably excessive here given a built Sanga, but then whacked my head on my desk until the thought passed

W5 - Borrowed a second gmurphy nuke with the lemurians, swapping in normal Murphy just to be extra invincible. Executed burst turn really poorly but pickman died anyhow.

Clem was taking the week off, she said something about it being our honeymoon and we have a nice trip for her insects to consume my brains. also unable to use tawil this week, as my doctor advises that her thighs cause me high blood pressure

could these same resources produce a 425 in the hands of a mildly competent player? Yes. Will they in mine? Definitely not at this rate.

is there a “Verified Worst 400“ flair available?