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USA themed costume party

Sorry not technically a Halloween costume but didn’t know where else to post. I have a party on the 4th of July for a friends birthday, we live in the UK but because his birthday is the 4th of July it’s USA themed, everyone needs to come dressed as something American related. Because I live in the UK I don’t have immediate access to any star spangled merchandise so figure I need to be something like an American character. I’m running out of time because I kinda left it last minute, so can anyone suggest any easy DIY costumes with this theme? Thanks for any responses :)

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u/Away-Instruction-849 — 3 days ago

In the dark of night I’ve been stealing flowers from my neighbours garden.

Honestly this isn’t even that bad but I just feel silly doing it and am deathly afraid of getting caught. My next door neighbours garden is right beside mine, but because of the positioning of the houses their garden gets a lot more sunlight than mine, so their garden is painted in sprouting yellow dandelions while mine sparsely grows one or two. It just so happens that dandelions are the favourite plant of my pet bearded dragon, Bruno. He won’t eat much other greens so dandelions are kind of a staple food for him. So in the darkness when nobody can see me, I lurk over to their garden and pluck a handful of flowers for Bruno’s consumption, the garden has no fence so I don’t trespass, just reach down and grab a few closer to the edge. To be honest I doubt they’d even mind them going because dandelions are considered weeds, but I’d never be the weird guy who asks my neighbours if I can pick their flowers especially since we’re not that friendly and honestly don’t get along that well. So I continue my past dark pilgrimage so that I can feed my lizard. It may be strange but Bruno is happy and well fed so I’m okay with that.

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u/Away-Instruction-849 — 23 days ago