
Hershel passing down the family Royal Pop
Hershel: “This belonged to my grandfather. He gave it to me, and now I’m giving it to you.”
hands Glenn a plastic Royal Pop Swatch
“This watch kept time through war, hardship, and three generations of men pretending quartz was acceptable.”
Glenn, trying not to cry:
“Thank you.”
Hershel:
“Don’t thank me. Thank your mother. She waited outside the Swatch store at 6am for this limited-edition shitter.”
A family heirloom.
Made of plastic.
Water resistant to a sad sneeze.
Truly, civilisation was worth saving.
u/ASN9491 — 6 days ago