u/BMpro007

Hershel passing down the family Royal Pop
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Hershel passing down the family Royal Pop

Hershel: “This belonged to my grandfather. He gave it to me, and now I’m giving it to you.”

hands Glenn a plastic Royal Pop Swatch

“This watch kept time through war, hardship, and three generations of men pretending quartz was acceptable.”

Glenn, trying not to cry:
“Thank you.”

Hershel:
“Don’t thank me. Thank your mother. She waited outside the Swatch store at 6am for this limited-edition shitter.”

A family heirloom.
Made of plastic.
Water resistant to a sad sneeze.
Truly, civilisation was worth saving.

u/ASN9491 — 6 days ago
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Average Royal Swatch owner after discovering “heritage”

“Mother will be waiting for you”

yeah waiting in the Swatch store queue at 6am so she can help you buy your £300 plastic quartz shitter 😭

u/BMpro007 — 6 days ago