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▲ 362 r/northernireland

PSA: get off the dating sites and into the public NI

I’m telling you it works. Dating sites you’ll spend ages swiping with little to no return. Stop wasting time, follow these steps.

I’ve been pheromone maxing for about 3 weeks now and finally reached peak alpha scent so I decided to go and get myself a wee treat in Asda. Put on my finest vest and unwashed jeans to really accentuate the natural musk for full effect.

This fella would not. Stop. Staring.

So I lifted the arm to “scratch my head” to flex the aul bicep and give him a proper waft and I swear down he must’ve been messaging his mates about it because he was straight onto the phone giving me side eye and gasping.

It works.

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u/BackseatBeardo — 8 days ago
▲ 20 r/northernireland

What was your first wage like?

Mate and I were talking about this yesterday and I can’t remember the hourly sum but working in M club 3 nights a week would net a wee £85 odd, 4 nights £120 or so.

Then spar I was on a colossal, completely worth it £3.30 an hour.

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u/BackseatBeardo — 23 days ago
▲ 56 r/northernireland

Apart from being on the kerb on a bend, last few weeks there’s been a tonne of birds and bees in these wildflowers and the long grass. That’s that out the window.

u/BackseatBeardo — 1 month ago
▲ 19 r/Monopoly_GO

Gone are the days of me having a chance at 1st place. Surely at minimum that costs 2.5k dice to even achieve?

u/BackseatBeardo — 1 month ago
▲ 313 r/tattoos+1 crossposts

Second step in my gaming leg sleeve(to make the HD tattoo look less suspect)

u/BackseatBeardo — 2 months ago
▲ 22 r/Monopoly_GO

Daily challenges observation

Nothing really expected from this just was curious.

I switched my multiplier to x1 and decided to see how many rolls it would take to land on a utility.

I passed go 97 times before I landed on nuclear power plant. Not 97 rolls. 97 times passing go.

I don’t even know the odds of that.

Yet you land on homer and immediately go in the acid.

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u/BackseatBeardo — 2 months ago
▲ 5 r/northernireland

What’s your experience been with renting in Northern Ireland?

Not gonna bash or glaze landlords, just genuinely curious what peoples real life experiences have been with renting here. I’ve been in a few properties and for the most part the landlords been dead on and not overly dear

Apart from one who told me a sob story every time something needed fixed and then had to take a loan out to return my deposit because her daughter fell down the stairs or …her dog fell down the stairs? Someone fell down the stairs.

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u/BackseatBeardo — 2 months ago
▲ 16 r/northernireland

Anyone else having an issue with niggly wee bastard flies?

The spiders in the window ledge can only eat so much but like, my place is clean, sink drains are bleached, I don’t leave food out, no water sitting

Yet I’m seeing a massive influx of the wee tiny shitty ones. They just sit and do nothing except when they try and come right up into your face for an inspection but I’d rather not have them

Solutions would be welcomed

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u/BackseatBeardo — 2 months ago