u/BaconSavior

I'm so angry guys, I need to vent. All we're getting every patch are NERFS. EVERYTHING IS USELESS! EVERYTHING WE USE KEEPS GETTING NERFED. Our tank got an armor buff, but oh no the enemy got buffs so they still damage it. What was the point of this, if it doesn't make the tank invincible?? [Insert titlecard]

I don't play the game, all I need to do is look at numbers to know if the changes are ass or not. Even better if I can watch or read somebody elses opinions so I know what to think. Praise both OhGod and Unfiltered for being a beacon of acceptance and a safe space to express pure unfettered hate in this community of glazers, where I can drop batshit crazy takes and spread conspiracy theories as gospel against the game and devs, and for keeping me updated and opinionated.

Sorry, went off track there with the venting. I'm just so disgruntled rn guys. What I wanted to talk about was the blatant FOMO within our midst. Just the thought makes me steaming mad, I put the game down for over a year, and now I hear I missed out on a new FRV? How DARE you, Narrowhead? I never actually planned on playing, but knowing I'm missing out on something makes me real angry.

Why can't Arrowhead just unlock it for everyone? I'm not gonna play, but I still want it. This is FOMO by definition, those who missed out will never ever in a million years see this FRV again. Sure, it's getting unlocked later for everyone, but when is that? In a month? A year? Remember the preorder armor? The Killzone collab?? Even though they're not remotely comparable I'm still going to bring it up.

Also, I bet Arrowhead will probably put this in a warbond so people are forced to pay money to get it if they missed out. Don't mind the fact Arrowhead has NEVER done this before with any other gameplay related gadget/weapon that could be unlocked through a major order, but what's stopping them from doing it now? I just have it ingrained in my brain now to expect the worst even though it's not a realistic thing to happen. That's right, I need to make up issues in my head so I can stay angry. Being upset is a state of mind for me now. I'll gladly keep spreading these unfounded insane theories, you're welcome.

Anyways, thanks for letting me vent guys. That's about it, see ya.

This new blogbpost is just a big nothingburger.

Yeah we want more and better communication from Arrowhead. But no these are just words, communication holds no weight, it isn't good enough. We want action.

Yeah we lack meaningful progression. Arrowhead is adding more stuff you can earn and work for in the game? Whatever, it's probably ass anyway

Arrowhead is also increasing the level cap? I don't care for that why would arrowhead do this. Are they stupid?

Arrowhead gave us a schedule for bugfixes? Wow they're gonna fix stuff within this year? Total slackers. Why don't they just set the 1 for strategem ball bounce to 0 right now and fix it? Easy as pie, wow they're so incompetent.

What, Arrowhead is planning to make it easier to navigate warbonds and the superstore? That's just to make it easier to steal the every last penny from stupid people who still play this game.

Arrowhead is going to add a closed beta aimed at stability, balancing and for beta testers to give feedback? Whatever, it's probably not going to amount to anything. Probably just going to be available for glazers anyways and won't lead to anything meaningful.

No word about transmog or mech customisation? Now I'm seething.

I'm just a really passionate fan, I want this game to succeed. That's why I have to scrutinize every last word by Narrowhead and its incompetent devs while not giving any valuable feedback at all.

I love this game to teeny tiny itty bitty pieces. I'm never going to openly express happiness when they do something good, Arrowhead still has to do more and better. All they deserve to hear is "great, now fix everything else". It's called tough love, it's to show just how much I care and want this game to be better. That's why I use hyperbole any chance I get to make it seem like the game is completely unbalanced, broken and unomptimized.

What? There's more to life than constantly shitting on Arrowhead? Yeah whatever, glazer. Your opinions don't matter. Cautious optimism? The hell is that? Nah I'd rather be obnoxiously pessimistic, shows just how much I love this game. What? No, haven't touched the game in months. Huh? Yeah, I'm a top 1% commenter, what of it.