▲ 15 r/depressionmeals
I finally have exactly what I have dreamed of having and now I don't want it because I convinced myself I don't deserve it. Chicken noodles with a whole heap of heart attack dust on them and cup of black coffee.
Just wish the coffee had vodka in it.
u/Balanced_Eg15 — 25 days ago
▲ 40 r/wildbeef
Kubucky
My dad couldn't remember the name jumanji. We went to see it in the cinema ages ago and he asked the receptionist which cinema it was in. You can imagine the confusion on her face. I was cacking myself 🤣
u/Balanced_Eg15 — 26 days ago
▲ 42 r/wildbeef
Sleeping shelf
Bed
I said tonight while out for dinner "I can't wait to go home and go on the sleeping shelf" by accident. Makes sense. Put it on the shelf when you're not using it.
u/Balanced_Eg15 — 1 month ago
▲ 52 r/wildbeef
Road shiners
I forgot the word headlights and was looking for the road shiner switch in the car
u/Balanced_Eg15 — 1 month ago
▲ 0 r/wildbeef
PDF File Sandwich
What I accidentally called a subway sub after talking about jared fogle.
u/Balanced_Eg15 — 2 months ago
▲ 34 r/wildbeef
Reversally inept
A friend used this mental masterpiece to describe someone who can't reverse a car or trailer or reverse park a car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
u/Balanced_Eg15 — 2 months ago