u/BelatedLowfish

EDIT: GUYS I HAVE 17 UPVOTES BUT ONLY ONE DM. WHY. WHHHHY. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO LATE? ARE YOU LIKE, "OH SOUNDS NICE BUT HE'S 35, BASICALLY MY GRANDPA"? STOP IT. EITHER STOP UPVOTING ME OR MESSAGE ME, DAMN YOU!

My emotional support human got hit by a car. Seeking replacement(s). My allergies include: Being added on discord but never fecking playing anything, discord server invites, and unicorn haunches.

Now that my credentials are established, let's get down to brass tacks. I've got somewhere between 1 and 20 game recommendations below this. All co-op. Pick one. Or any. I literally do NOT CARE just pick one and let's go. I'm dying. I'm literally metaphorically dying of not video gaming.

So without further ado (i really thought it was adieu. like yknow, french. cause everyone always spells stuff wrong like "walla" but no it's actually just ado. i hate it), here are the options from which you may feast:

• Windrose
• Gamble with your Friends
• Helldivers 2 (pref if you haven't played)
• Elden Ring Seamless co-op (pref if you haven't finished)
• Baldur's Gate 3
• EverSiege: Untold Ages (SUPER NEAT PVE MOBA THING)
• Divinity: Original Sin 2
• Borderlands 4
• Like ANY of the Monster Hunters
• Peak
• INSERT FRIENDSLOP HERE
• Sea of Thieves
• Marathon
• Grounded
• Grounded 2?
• Squad
• Hell Let Loose
• Arc Raiders (I've beaten this to death but i mean maaaaybe)
• Enshrouded

ok that's all i can think of right now but like, i know there's more. If there's that one thing you want to play that I didn't list, pitch it to me.

Oh also, I keep everything strictly platonic. Zero Romance DLC. Being 35 just means I'm 25 but respect women. Revolutionary, I know.

My window of video gaming:

8pm - 4am EST. I can play for 4~6 hours during that period, pretty much every day. 6 is my maximum, and I prefer to keep it to the same schedule across days. Any day is fine. :]

Send me that chat request with a bit of information about your illustrious self and leave me a discord. Voice chat mandatory. Am professional yapper.

luv u

My emotional support human got hit by a car. Seeking replacement(s). My allergies include: Being added on discord but never fecking playing anything, discord server invites, and unicorn haunches.

Now that my credentials are established, let's get down to brass tacks. I've got somewhere between 1 and 20 game recommendations below this. All co-op. Pick one. Or any. I literally do NOT CARE just pick one and let's go. I'm dying. I'm literally metaphorically dying of not video gaming.

So without further ado (i really thought it was adieu. like yknow, french. cause everyone always spells stuff wrong like "walla" but no it's actually just ado. i hate it), here are the options from which you may feast:

• Windrose
• Gamble with your Friends
• Helldivers 2 (pref if you haven't played)
• Elden Ring Seamless co-op (pref if you haven't finished)
• Baldur's Gate 3
• EverSiege: Untold Ages (SUPER NEAT PVE MOBA THING)
• Divinity: Original Sin 2
• Borderlands 4
• Like ANY of the Monster Hunters
• Peak
• INSERT FRIENDSLOP HERE
• Sea of Thieves
• Marathon
• Grounded
• Grounded 2?
• Squad
• Hell Let Loose
• Arc Raiders (I've beaten this to death but i mean maaaaybe)
• Enshrouded

ok that's all i can think of right now but like, i know there's more. If there's that one thing you want to play that I didn't list, pitch it to me.

Oh also, I keep everything strictly platonic. Zero Romance DLC. Being 35 just means I'm 25 but respect women. Revolutionary, I know.

My window of video gaming:

8pm - 4am EST. I can play for 4~6 hours during that period, pretty much every day. 6 is my maximum, and I prefer to keep it to the same schedule across days. Any day is fine. :]

Send me that chat request with a bit of information about your illustrious self and leave me a discord. Voice chat mandatory. Am professional yapper.

luv u

I have the majority of operators unlocked, as I bought the game back when it came out, but haven't played since. I've got a lot of currency as well.

I bought Snake immediately for attack because I figured his gadget would really help me out with the warnings and seeing where people are. And it did. Except for when I tried to shoot them and suddenly my gun was in the ceiling.

I'm playing on a sens of 6, but currently have my ADS sens at 100, or else I literally don't have enough mousepad to control Snake's recoil with an acog. So, yeah. You know what you're working with here from that I hope.

My favorite attackers in concept (now that I've looked through them) are the ones with large heavy breaches, bee homie, and the dude who can shoot cameras through walls.

Defending, I like Mira, Rook, Cav, and Vigil. I like roaming more than I like holding angles and whatnot.

If I have to hold site, I'll pick Mira, though I am not looking forward to memorizing her wall placements when I don't even know the names of the maps much less the maps themselves.

If I can roam I'll pick the other 3 depending on:

1. Rook if I need to provide some utility
2. Vigil if they have a lot of vision utility and are actually droning well
3. Cav if 1 & 2 don't matter. And I can actually shoot pistols.

So yeah. Help. I want easy to use guns as I get used to things, but I also want to be relevant in terms of how strong an operator is.

Hi.

I’m a standard HUMAN male looking for ONE (1) video game player to duo with so I don’t spend another night explaining my life choices to my desk lamp.

It's voice controlled.

I can tell it listens because it just keeps saying, "I cannot do that. Please reference the manual." and I'm just like

RIGHT? I CAN'T DO IT EITHER, YET HERE WE BOTH ARE.

<clean segway>

I’m strictly looking for a duo, because:

duos = teamwork, vibes, fun chaos

trios = possible if the right person, divorce simulator

4~5 = full premade matchmaking pain, getting carried by the one person who actually knows how to play and raises the MMR enough to get me slaughtered but low enough they get to aura farm (this is unacceptable. unless it's me, of course).

solos = boring, emotional damage, "stop yapping unc"

Ideally you’re chill, talkative, and capable of laughing when I accidentally wedge myself between two polygons and explode into orbit. This happens more often than it should. I don’t want to talk about it... unless you do 😳.

About me:

• 29M

• incurable eye disease → permanently inside, 80% humidity cloud chamber lifestyle

• no A/C, lots of jokes, surprisingly normal voice

• so socially inept it wraps around back to charismatic

• mechanically gifted in games, emotionally carried by... oh :(

I can play 7pm–5am EST, but realistically I thrive on a consistent 4–6 hour nightly block. Currently 8pm-2:30am EST. Platonic duo energy. Zero romance DLC. Just someone to talk to while we commit happy little warcrimes... together.

What to send:

• anything you think I should know

• one fun fact so I can judge you gently

• the <communication apparatus> (no server invites, I mean it. hiss)

If you want a duo partner who is stable (in the good way), unstable (in the good way), chaotic (in the good way), harmless (to you at least), helpful (feed me your trauma), and online at night like a subscription service?

hi, that’s me.

Hi.

I’m a standard HUMAN male looking for ONE (1) video game player to duo with so I don’t spend another night explaining my life choices to my desk lamp.

It's voice controlled.

I can tell it listens because it just keeps saying, "I cannot do that. Please reference the manual." and I'm just like

RIGHT? I CAN'T DO IT EITHER, YET HERE WE BOTH ARE.

<clean segway>

I’m strictly looking for a duo, because:

duos = teamwork, vibes, fun chaos

trios = possible if the right person, divorce simulator

4~5 = full premade matchmaking pain, getting carried by the one person who actually knows how to play and raises the MMR enough to get me slaughtered but low enough they get to aura farm (this is unacceptable. unless it's me, of course).

solos = boring, emotional damage, "stop yapping unc"

Ideally you’re chill, talkative, and capable of laughing when I accidentally wedge myself between two polygons and explode into orbit. This happens more often than it should. I don’t want to talk about it... unless you do 😳.

Rainbow Six Siege is the dream, but I’m open to anything cooperative, shooty and/or looty. Would be hitting up Marathon but trios 🤮. I've got a lot of co-op PvE stuff I'm open to as well.

My group playing Arc fell apart, and I've been looking for the next regular thing. I tried some other things i've gotten into in the past, but they just didn't fill the void.

Now I am alone. On an island. Lootless. But you can fix me! (this time will be different, trust yourself!)

About me:

• 29M

• incurable eye disease → permanently inside, 80% humidity cloud chamber lifestyle

• no A/C, lots of jokes, surprisingly normal voice

• so socially inept it wraps around back to charismatic

• mechanically gifted in games, emotionally carried by... oh :(

I can play 7pm–5am EST, but realistically I thrive on a consistent 4–6 hour nightly block. Currently 8pm-2:30am EST. Platonic duo energy. Zero romance DLC. Just someone to talk to while we commit happy little warcrimes... together.

What to send:

• anything you think I should know

• one fun fact so I can judge you gently

• the <communication apparatus> (no server invites, I mean it. hiss)

• bonus points if you tell me what game you want to drag me into if R6S ain't it for you

If you want a duo partner who is stable (in the good way), unstable (in the good way), chaotic (in the good way), harmless (to you at least), helpful (feed me your trauma), and online at night like a subscription service?

hi, that’s me.