
u/Beshiniqua

Did i just catch my first Wattpad refugee or is this sarcasm?
So i just posted the first chapter to my new dark fic and I already got a comment that is either a wattpad refugee or someone ironically acting like one since it kinda feels too forced , not really sure.
It might as well be a bot, or something. Thoughts? Anyone experienced this?
Im flattered, honestly
I had to re-read it to make sure but thanks lol
Honestly speaking, how many inches yall think Cory is packing?
Me personally I know for sure at the very least 7 inches, his balls gotta be huge, heavy af and low hanging. I just know hes hairy af down there.
His gf lucky af, I'd sacrifice my first born child for just a night with this man 😔
When self diagnosed people gatekeep words against "nEuRoTyPiCaLs"
Can't believe I have to say it again, but self diagnosing it not valid. Moving on.
They self diagnose autism or ADHD or OCD or anything that removes them from the "normies" and makes them special.
Like i get it, you're a basic bitch with no personality and just have the need to feel like you belong and have a personality, so you look up "signs of autism" and then integrate them into your actions even tho its stuff you'd never do.
More on topic for the pic, you can be overstimulated even if you're not autistic or on the spectrum. Its like saying "focused" state is only achieved by non autistic people and youre annoying if you use it.
I'm so tired of someone saying they felt overstimulated, for all we know they could actually be autistic, there HAS to be at least one comment "ermmm you cant say that if yoire not neurospicy and full of personality like me heh"
Like fuck off
Non-white family centered TV shows or movies just HAVING to make the "white people dont season their food / they don't bathe" joke
I just hate how when a show or movie centered around a non white family always just HAS, simply cant exist without making the same damn joke.
And like it normally doesn't bother me because it doesn't apply to me, I bathe at least twice a day and my food is perfectly flavored. As a white guy
But why, WHY, does it always have to be this. "Heh, you're cooking like a white person, NO SPICES >:)"
"You and all white people dont use wash cloths? Nasty."
I dont want to be that guy, but imagine white family centered shows would throw every single season a stereotype about other races. It never happens, and if it does its a really old show or fully made to be offensive to everyone.
Idk im just tired of this being treated as a joke that you should shrug off while you cant make any jokes that are alike back.
I hate that we dont know what comes after death
Ever since I was a kid it bothered me so much that we walk this earth knowing death is inevitable yet uncertain of what happens after death.
Like why hasnt anyone figured it out yet? Even as a kid I thought "Gee I cant wait to grow old and die so I can finally see what happens after death" but then I thought, what if it is like before being born, where youre not aware of it? So I'd start crying
And sometimes people are like "Well i was dead for 40 seconds, this is what I saw" YOU WERENT ACTUSLLY DEAD. Your heart stopped for 40 seconds, your brain was still active, you didn't see post death, you saw an oxygen deprived hallucination.
No one that truly died ever came back. This is such a huge curiosity of mine
Edit: Guys I do not fear death, i find comfort in knowing this would all be over soon. Its just im frustrated I dont have a definitive answer of what's beyond.
Hey Meg, what the hell do these letters fighting mean??
He lucky I ain't in that circus
I know there's Jax defenders lurking here so first of all, fuck yall.
Like the kirkosecond he even attempts his pathetic "bullying" on me, im torturing him. No one can die in the circus, and apparently they're all equally strong physically.
Hes a pathetic loser, I'd tie him up and torture him till he abstracts. How much of a basic bitch with no personality do you gotta be to like him?
Saw a thread earlier where a dumbass thought that him getting choked by zoobles arm as a gag is him "getting punished for his actions"
Are you fr? Again, he lucky I ain't there.
"Art is supposed to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable... heh"
Istg ever since basic bitches found this quote they haven't let it go.
"This non comforming art doesn't scare me so I.... heh... guess i am- DISTURBED >:). Yes yes, I'm not your average Joe... I have trauma... i am disturbed, I have a personality... heh"
Like bffr your biggest trauma is having your Playstation taken away when you were little, I do NOT wanna hear how "disturbed" you are.
And like it's a nice piece of art, especially if its got weird vibes or leaning into creepiness / horror (pic unrelated)
ITS NORMAL to like and appreciate it, you're not some disturbed dark mind that people cant comprehend. You were homeschooled and grew up in a gated community.
Edit: Since some of yall wanna give me art lessons but cant fucking read (talk about irony). I'm not saying this quote is wrong or that art shouldn't disturb you, or that art isn't meant to portray dark themes and traumas (again, learn to fucking read)
I meant i hate when pseudo intellectuals and pretentious people think they're some deep dark minds unbound by earthly comprehensions when seeing a dark eye in a painting. Before schooling me on innuendos and hidden themes learn to READ.
Hear me out. CoachCory was the hottest brawl stars content creator EVER
Like lowkey since the moment I laid my eyes upon his masculine, dark bearded figure, I couldn't help but fall in love with him.
His voice and humor, handsome face, his tall figure and muscular body made my boyhood tremble.
This sub is dead alongside his channel, yet my love remains unshaken.
I have wanted to feel his throbbing rod inside me, spilling his abundant seed inside my worthless hole. To hear his whisper tickling my ear while he destroys me from behind.
Lowkey I KNOW deep inside me he has a huge shlong, thick and veiny with low hanging balls that would slap against my chin when I gobble him whole. And a trimmed nice bush.
Facts.
Commenter pointed out I accidentally mentioned Meg from Family Guy 🥲
A family guy clip was playing in my head while I was writing this chapter and I guess it just slipped through 😭😭😭
I kinda want to keep it like that though because it's funny, however I don't wanna drive readers away
Thoughts?
Edit : I'm not very familiar with reddit rules or subreddits rules (I've been a lurker for years) so you're more than welcome to DM me for the fic link as im not sure if sharing fic links is allowed, cus you know, self promotion and stuff.
If i don't reply soon, is because I'm asleep (its 2:30 as of right now)
"Just buy noise cancelling headphones, you were also a kid once"
First of all, let me start by saying that crying babies and kids don't bother me at all. I can tune out pretty much anything even without headphones, so unless im physically bothered, im chill.
HOWEVER, what i hate, is when someone rightfully complains about a crying kid, especially if its a spoiled kid that yells and throws a tantrum for no reason, and his parents do almost nothing to make him stop.
And then they go "Heh, you're entitled to a child free life, not a child free society. Buy noise canceling headphones, or fly first class so you're not bothered" as if its some sorta gotcha moment.
WHY, should someone ELSE be the one spending extra MONEY on equipment just to ignore your kid that you have no intentions of calming down?
And as if they thrive off of bothering others on flights, the idea of child free flights annoy them. How's that bothering you? You can still fly, its just that some people will take the option that has no kids inside
"You were also a kid once, you acted the same way."
NO THE FUCK I DIDNT!!!
I didnt cry during the whole 28 hours flight, not only because I was raised right, but also because I knew my parents would take care of it one way or another.
Your child having the emotional intelligence of a scorched rock DOES NOT MEAN all of us were dumb assess as kids that cried for hours on end when we didnt get our way.
Again, the whole plane can cry for all i care as long as im not physically bothered, but you can not expect us to adapt to your crying kid.
Edit: Since some of yall have no reading comprehension. I do not, under any form, hate kids. I know that all and every behavior they exhibit stems from how they were raised. I know they can't regulate themselves in any form if they're very young. What I hate, as the title suggests, is when parents can't comprehend that yes, you are allowed to be annoyed by a crying kid and that no, it is not anyone's duty to make it less annoying. It is your duty as a parent to calm your kid down, and since you're so fixated on the noise cancelling headphones, YOU should buy everyone on the flight these headphones, because again its in their right to feel annoyed and expect a calm flight.
Edit 2 : since entitled parents seem to only read the title, let me make some things clear.
I. DO. NOT. HATE. KIDS. seems like I have to keep repeating this cus yall truly can't read.
I HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH CHILDREN. I was the father figure of both my nephews because their father left. I've been raising them since they were babies, and guess what? We, as in me and my sister, raised them right (no violence or abuse since some of yall think that) and so they don't act the way I described kids and parents in this post. They KNOW not to throw tantrums in public, not because we punish them, but because THEY LEARNED ITS RUDE TO OTHER PEOPLE. But go on, keep coming up with excuses why you failed as a parent.
Asking for myself, do yall give a not-so-good first chapter a second chance?
I swear it's like a curse for me. No matter how much I keep editing, rewriting and re-reading, my first chapter of any fic i write just isn't good.
Somehow, starting with the second chapter, my writing gets better. And I hate it, because probably so many people stop reading after the first chapter because its just not something good.
And me, personally, I always read a few chapters before I decide its not for me. But idk about other people.
Your opinions?
I HATE the self diagnosing of autism and its mischaracterisation
Let me start by saying SELF DIAGNOSING IS NOT VALID. You are NOT autistic just because someone on tiktok said
"Did you know, if you need to have your eyes closed in order to fall asleep, you have autism, adhd, bipolarity, DID, BPD, psychopathy, depression and PTSD?"
And before yall come at me with "well I always suspected I had autism, I got screened and then got my diagnosis" well this not about you, this is about people that self diagnose after experiencing the most normal day to day life things ever.
And they ALWAYS think that autism will give them a personality (since it's usually basic bitches with no personality that self diagnose to feel like they belong)
No, you're not a quirky crazy crackhead energy "neurospicy" person. Even worse when they say shit like
"Heh, I could NEVER be a neuro normie like yall, autism makes me special and quirky and full of personality".
You can't even like something anymore without them going "OMG URE AUTISTIC JUST LIKE MEEEE IM SOOOO AUTISTIC AHAHAHA"
And you can tell they larp the whole thing cus they'll see a tiktok autism personality and try to replicate it
"Dino nuggies..."
"You can not say overstimulated if you're nEuRoTyPiCaL, that word is for us neurospicy people ONLY >:("
Holy shiiiiiiittt yall lack a personality so bad. And I've seen people say that they've seen NUMEROUS specialists but they never fit the criteria, but its not because they're not autistic, no no no no no. ITS UHMMM BECAUSE IM A WOMAN AND ALSO A MINORITY AND IM ALSO POOR SO I MASKED ALL MY LIFE AND THE SPECIALIST ON THIS FIELD COULDNT TELL I WAS MASKING. ITS THE SYSTEMS FAULT NOT MINE.
Sheesh.
Sorry for the long rant, im just tired of seeing people self diagnose all the time, or see an energetic video, or literally ANYTHING, and make it about their self diagnosed autism.
Saw a cute cat animation on Instagram and the top comment was "This is so autistic I love it"