Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV, when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "Uh... I was talking to the cat."
Not exactly the "pregnancy of my dreams" if both twins have to be the same gender every time.
who put his head in the oven and his feet in a bucket of ice?
On the average, he felt fine.
He cut a hole in the ice and dropped his line in, but had no luck for a really long period of time.
He saw an old guy across the way who was just reeling the fish in every few seconds and had a huge bounty of fish.
Finally, the little boy, in frustration, walks over to the old guy and says, "Listen, this is amazing. I can't catch anything, and I'm only a few feet away from you. How do you do it?"
The old guy said, "Err-a-err-err."
The boy replied, "I can't hear you."
Again the old guy said, "Err-a-err-err!"
And after a while of this exchange he finally goes, *Ptui!* "Keep your worms warm."
She asked what I had in mind.
I asked if it was cool if it showed beavers and asses, and she said she was all for it.
I’m like, “Okay, well what about beavers, asses, and a big swallow?”
She smiled and said, “Just put it in, I mean, on already!!”
So, anyway, she hated the animal documentary.
Eve ate, and Adam, too, and the devil won. That makes eleven in all.
Old woman: "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"
Old man: "An elephant!"
Old woman: "Close enough!"
But isn't that what MOM stands for? M - made, O - of, M - money.
Part 1: JoJo attempts to escape as in the musical- but Schmitz drops the "distinguished officer" image and follows him!
Part 2: The parents are told of both JoJo and Schmitz's deaths... But the Cat informs us otherwise.
Part 3: Schmitz proves that he's actually learned from this, and gives JoJo the okay on heading home- after which the scene leads into "Havin' a Hunch" and the musical proceeds as usual.
All this art is done by me.
