u/Bitinglysarcastic

After Irena had left Stan, he decided to see what was going on with Darlene, back at the old homestead. No one had told him that Darlene had taken up with another man and that she was actually happy. In the brief moments before the spotlight came on, Stan could see that Darlene was very, very happy. She had never done that fluffy little feather dance for him!

Spiro thought he was the smartest bird in the room. He was constantly calling Athena stupid. Nobody does that and gets away with it. Athena makes plans. This plan was so simple because Spiro was actually a simpleton. He brought his floozies to the same taverna, and sat at the same table. The one by the window. Easy enough to get incriminating photos.

Larissa used to rock the Cleopatra eyes look, back in the day. That was before she married Herman the Hermit Thrush. The secluded lifestyle was not for her, so she ditched his cloaca, got a cute little outfit and lots of eyeliner. She’s ready for the club scene again… And she has her eye on you!

Tiffany had been browbeaten by her ex for so long that she had started to believe that she was ugly and stupid like he said. But as she reflected on her life, she realized that Dereck had just been a lowbrow bully. Thank God he was gone. That hawk had done her a favor, picking him off at the bird feeder as he was flirting with the chickadees!