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Shameless trying to make September rent post - Liquidating Genetics Catalog. 40% to goal!

Back rent is paid and we're not getting evicted.

Thank you to everyone who supported in July. Because of you, back rent is cleared, August is paid in full, and my daughter and I keep our home. From the depths of my heart, thank you.

The goal past this point is securing Sept rent and we are 40% of the way there with rent due in less than 2 weeks!

To everyone who ordered: you're all shipped, freebies included. A few reships, but that happens. Nothing's outstanding, and if something got lost in the mail, email me and I'll make it right.

Every order ships with 1 free 12 pack.

Hit the goal, about two weeks out, and orders get an extra pack.

Hit the stretch goal, October rent covered, and 2 freebie packs go out to everyone who ordered in August or orders go out with 3 freebie packs. (3 packs free total? Again? Yes! Liquidating!)

If we can fund until November, a sour diesel & maybe trop cherry run can be done before December 2026's new updated prohibition deadline for genetics.

What's new:

r/Black_Pine_Genetics is live. Proofs of receipt, drops, restocks, order status, grow logs, all of it lives there now, since Reddit keeps filtering my receipt links out of posts. Subscribe and you'll see less of me in this feed.

Web portal is up at Black Pine Genetics dot Com. Check your order status there.

Cuttings restocked: Donutz Triploid and Ocean Freeze as pictured, Hailbound, and Sour Diesel (Karma Sowah BX3 x Top Dawg BX3).

Citrus Cyclone and Jimothy OG are down to a handful of packs each.

Everyone gets code SF8 at Spider Farmer and MARSALI at Mars Hydro until they generate me custom ones.

Some large respected breeders reached out about genetics collabs, so my lines will keep going across the world. First to market around Q1 next year.

New here? I've spent years contracting dedicated labs and running indoor and outdoor to isolate the strongest phenos I could find. Gassy Lassy F1 is the crown jewel: fast flowering auto, disease resistant, drought tolerant, level canopy, heavy yield. Lineage is long and proprietary but has some lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies). Best selling release we've got.

Vault List:

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze - Very Low inventory

Jimothy OG: Sour diesel x Ocean Freeze - Very Low inventory

Ocean Freeze S1: Frozen Bag #4 x Ocean Fruit -> Ocean Freeze x Ocean Freeze

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3 - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze - Sold out

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto - Sold out

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Contact:

Link to website in my profile. For order support or if you're interested in a bundle, email me at reddit @ black pine genetics dot com

Do not use Reddit comments to place orders. I will not answer pricing, shipping, or product questions here. This product is offered for research and souvenir purposes only. International accepted.

If you're a serious cultivator who values stabilized lines and wants to help keep these genetics in rotation, my inbox is open. Let's talk shop.

Dozens of proofs of purchase across posts & r/black_pine_genetics

To the trolls, I'm more desperate than you are persistent. I get permission to post & I offer promo codes & deals like 24 beans for as low as $35.

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 15 hours ago

Shameless trying to make September rent post - Liquidating Genetics Catalog 39% to goal!

Back rent is paid and we're not getting evicted.

Thank you to everyone who supported in July. Because of you, back rent is cleared, August is paid in full, and my daughter and I keep our home. From the depths of my heart, thank you.

The goal past this point is securing Sept rent and we are 1/3rd of the way there with rent due in less than 2 weeks!

To everyone who ordered: you're all shipped, freebies included. A few reships, but that happens. Nothing's outstanding, and if something got lost in the mail, email me and I'll make it right.

Every order ships with 1 free 12 pack.

Hit the goal, about two weeks out, and orders get an extra pack.

Hit the stretch goal, October rent covered, and 2 freebie packs go out to everyone who ordered in August or orders go out with 3 freebie packs. (3 packs free total? Again? Yes! Liquidating!)

If we can fund until November, a sour diesel & maybe trop cherry run can be done before December 2026's new updated prohibition deadline for genetics.

What's new:

r/Black_Pine_Genetics is live. Proofs of receipt, drops, restocks, order status, grow logs, all of it lives there now, since Reddit keeps filtering my receipt links out of posts. Subscribe and you'll see less of me in this feed.

Web portal is up at Black Pine Genetics dot Com. Check your order status there.

Cuttings restocked: Donutz Triploid and Ocean Freeze as pictured, Hailbound, and Sour Diesel (Karma Sowah BX3 x Top Dawg BX3).

Citrus Cyclone and Jimothy OG are down to a handful of packs each.

Everyone gets code SF8 at Spider Farmer and MARSALI at Mars Hydro until they generate me custom ones.

Some large respected breeders reached out about genetics collabs, so my lines will keep going across the world. First to market around Q1 next year.

New here? I've spent years contracting dedicated labs and running indoor and outdoor to isolate the strongest phenos I could find. Gassy Lassy F1 is the crown jewel: fast flowering auto, disease resistant, drought tolerant, level canopy, heavy yield. Lineage is long and proprietary but has some lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies). Best selling release we've got.

Vault List:

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze - Very Low inventory

Jimothy OG: Sour diesel x Ocean Freeze - Very Low inventory

Ocean Freeze S1: Frozen Bag #4 x Ocean Fruit -> Ocean Freeze x Ocean Freeze

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3 - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze - Sold out

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto - Sold out

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Contact:

Link to website in my profile. For order support or if you're interested in a bundle, email me at reddit @ black pine genetics dot com

Do not use Reddit comments to place orders. I will not answer pricing, shipping, or product questions here. This product is offered for research and souvenir purposes only. International accepted.

If you're a serious cultivator who values stabilized lines and wants to help keep these genetics in rotation, my inbox is open. Let's talk shop.

Dozens of proofs of purchase across posts & r/black_pine_genetics

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 16 hours ago
▲ 2 r/macrogrowery+1 crossposts

Shameless trying to make September rent post - Liquidating Genetics Catalog 1/3rd to goal.

Back rent is paid and we're not getting evicted.

Thank you to everyone who supported in July. Because of you, back rent is cleared, August is paid in full, and my daughter and I keep our home. From the depths of my heart, thank you.

The goal past this point is securing Sept rent and we are 1/3rd of the way there with rent due in less than 2 weeks!

To everyone who ordered: you're all shipped, freebies included. A few reships, but that happens. Nothing's outstanding, and if something got lost in the mail, email me and I'll make it right.

Every order ships with 1 free 12 pack.

Hit the goal, about two weeks out, and orders get an extra pack.

Hit the stretch goal, October rent covered, and 2 freebie packs go out to everyone who ordered in August or orders go out with 3 freebie packs. (3 packs free total? Again? Yes! Liquidating!)

If we can fund until November, a sour diesel & maybe trop cherry run can be done before December 2026's new updated prohibition deadline for genetics.

What's new:

r/Black_Pine_Genetics is live. Proofs of receipt, drops, restocks, order status, grow logs, all of it lives there now, since Reddit keeps filtering my receipt links out of posts. Subscribe and you'll see less of me in this feed.

Web portal is up at Black Pine Genetics dot Com. Check your order status there.

Cuttings restocked: Donutz Triploid and Ocean Freeze as pictured, Hailbound, and Sour Diesel (Karma Sowah BX3 x Top Dawg BX3).

Citrus Cyclone and Jimothy OG are down to a handful of packs each.

Everyone gets code SF8 at Spider Farmer and MARSALI at Mars Hydro until they generate me custom ones.

Some large respected breeders reached out about genetics collabs, so my lines will keep going across the world. First to market around Q1 next year.

New here? I've spent years contracting dedicated labs and running indoor and outdoor to isolate the strongest phenos I could find. Gassy Lassy F1 is the crown jewel: fast flowering auto, disease resistant, drought tolerant, level canopy, heavy yield. Lineage is long and proprietary but has some lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies). Best selling release we've got.

Vault List:

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze - Very Low inventory

Jimothy OG: Sour diesel x Ocean Freeze - Very Low inventory

Ocean Freeze S1: Frozen Bag #4 x Ocean Fruit -> Ocean Freeze x Ocean Freeze

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3 - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze - Sold out

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto - Sold out

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Contact:

Link to website in my profile. For order support or if you're interested in a bundle, email me at reddit @ black pine genetics dot com

Do not use Reddit comments to place orders. I will not answer pricing, shipping, or product questions here. This product is offered for research and souvenir purposes only. International accepted.

If you're a serious cultivator who values stabilized lines and wants to help keep these genetics in rotation, my inbox is open. Let's talk shop.

Dozens of proofs of purchase across posts & r/black_pine_genetics

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 17 hours ago

Shameless trying to make Sept rent post: Liquidating Genetics Catalog

Back rent is cleared and August is paid in full. My daughter and I keep our home. That was you. From the depths of my heart, thank you.

Everyone who paid is shipped, freebies included. A few reships, but that happens. We hit the August stretch goal, so orders placed before it got 2 to 3 extra packs mailed out to bring them level, and every order after it shipped with 3 free packs. Most went out with extra beans per pack. Nothing's outstanding. If something got lost in the mail, email me and I'll make it right.

What's new:

New subreddit at r/Black_Pine_Genetics. Drops, restocks, order status, grow logs, all of it lives there now. Subscribe and you'll see a lot less of me in this feed.

New web portal at Black Pine Genetics dot Com. Check your order status there.

I've spent the last few years building Black Pine Genetics into a serious genetics brand, contracting dedicated labs and running both indoor and outdoor to isolate the strongest phenotypes I could find. Gassy Lassy F1 is the crown jewel, a fast flowering auto engineered for disease resistance, drought tolerance, and a level canopy that still produces heavily. Lineage is long and proprietary but has some lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies). Best selling release we've got.

We were set to launch for the Black Friday rush. Instead our banking and payment processors locked us out over shifting regulatory language. We pivoted to New Jersey, then got hit with the April 13 prohibition definitions around seed THC concentration limits. That's why the vault is going out the door instead of sitting in the freezer.

I'm not okay with letting years of genetic work disappear. There's a much larger library behind the scenes and some interesting crosses I can put into rotation if the runs get funded.

Vault List:

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3 - Sold out

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Ocean Freeze S1

Jimothy OG: Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze - Low inventory

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze - Sold out

Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto - Sold out

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Cuttings in stock:

Donutz Triploid as pictured

Hailbound

Sour Diesel (Karma Sowah BX3 x Top Dawg BX3)

Ocean Freeze as pictured

Contact:

Link to website in my profile. For order support or if you're interested in a bundle, email me at reddit @ black pine genetics dot com

Do not use Reddit comments to place orders. I will not answer pricing, shipping, or product questions here. This product is offered for research and souvenir purposes only. International accepted.

If you're a serious cultivator who values stabilized lines and wants to help keep these genetics in rotation, my inbox is open. Let's talk shop.

Proofs of receipt:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Black_Pine_Genetics/comments/1vilujq/comment/p2g869r/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Black_Pine_Genetics/comments/1vh7msp/comment/p2dj9k0/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Black_Pine_Genetics/comments/1vh7msp/comment/p23k3nh/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Black_Pine_Genetics/comments/1vhrxe1/comment/p2g6d2l/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpiderFarmer/comments/1v1p8g2/comment/oyr72kb/

https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/ozkj4gw/

https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/oz3wb2x/

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 11 days ago

A shameless trying to make rent post: Liquidating Genetics Catalog

Back rent is cleared and August is paid in full. My daughter and I keep our home. That was you. From the depths of my heart, thank you.

Everyone who paid is shipped, freebies included. A few reships, but that happens. We hit the August stretch goal, so orders placed before it got 2 to 3 extra packs mailed out to bring them level, and every order after it shipped with 3 free packs. Most went out with extra beans per pack. Nothing's outstanding. If something got lost in the mail, email me and I'll make it right.

What's new:

New subreddit at r/Black_Pine_Genetics. Drops, restocks, order status, grow logs, all of it lives there now. Subscribe and you'll see a lot less of me in this feed.

New web portal at Black Pine Genetics dot Com. Check your order status there.

I've spent the last few years building Black Pine Genetics into a serious genetics brand, contracting dedicated labs and running both indoor and outdoor to isolate the strongest phenotypes I could find. Gassy Lassy F1 is the crown jewel, a fast flowering auto engineered for disease resistance, drought tolerance, and a level canopy that still produces heavily. Lineage is long and proprietary but has some lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies). Best selling release we've got.

We were set to launch for the Black Friday rush. Instead our banking and payment processors locked us out over shifting regulatory language. We pivoted to New Jersey, then got hit with the April 13 prohibition definitions around seed THC concentration limits. That's why the vault is going out the door instead of sitting in the freezer.

I'm not okay with letting years of genetic work disappear. There's a much larger library behind the scenes and some interesting crosses I can put into rotation if the runs get funded.

Vault List:

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3 - Sold out

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane #7 x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Ocean Freeze S1

Jimothy OG: Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze - Low inventory

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze - Sold out

Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto - Sold out

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Cuttings in stock:

Donutz Triploid as pictured

Hailbound

Sour Diesel (Karma Sowah BX3 x Top Dawg BX3)

Ocean Freeze as pictured

Contact:

Link to website in my profile. For order support or if you're interested in a bundle, email me at reddit @ black pine genetics dot com

Do not use Reddit comments to place orders. I will not answer pricing, shipping, or product questions here. This product is offered for research and souvenir purposes only. International accepted.

If you're a serious cultivator who values stabilized lines and wants to help keep these genetics in rotation, my inbox is open. Let's talk shop.

Proofs of receipt:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Black_Pine_Genetics/comments/1vilujq/comment/p2g869r/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Black_Pine_Genetics/comments/1vh7msp/comment/p2dj9k0/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Black_Pine_Genetics/comments/1vh7msp/comment/p23k3nh/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Black_Pine_Genetics/comments/1vhrxe1/comment/p2g6d2l/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpiderFarmer/comments/1v1p8g2/comment/oyr72kb/

https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/ozkj4gw/

https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/oz3wb2x/

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 11 days ago

Liquidating genetics catalog - Shameless trying to make rent post

Black Pine Genetics has been my project for the last several years and I built it to be taken seriously. I brought in dedicated labs under contract and ran indoor and outdoor side by side to pull out the strongest phenotypes I could get my hands on. Gassy Lassy F1 is the one I'm proudest of: fast-flowering auto, bred hard for disease resistance and drought tolerance, throws an even canopy and still yields like it should. The full lineage is LONG & mostly Proprietary but there's lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies) in there. Best seller we've had, & confirmation of delivery is trickling in.

Black Friday was supposed to be our launch window. What happened instead was our bank and our payment processors cutting us off, courtesy of regulatory language that kept moving. So we shifted the whole plan toward New Jersey, and then April 13 landed with new prohibition definitions on THC concentration in seed.

New Website: Black Pine Genetics Dot Com

There isn't really a road left for this business in its current shape, and the fallout landed on my household directly. My daughter and I are short on August rent and I'm selling down the vault to cover it. There's a meter on the site showing exactly where that stands.

Clearing August means I can bankroll another run of the sour diesel crosses that sold out within days. There's a lot more sitting in the library than what's public, so there are some crosses I'd like to get into rotation.

What you get

A 6 pack of freebies ships with every contribution.

If the August 1 number gets hit, another pack goes out to every supporter at no charge, & I'll do one last sour diesel cross run ahead of the Nov 2026 US cutoff.

Vault List

Available:

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Ocean Freeze (Pure Cut)

Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Low inventory:

Jimothy OG: Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze

Sold out:

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy

Pictured: Ocean Freeze, Donutz Triploid, Sour Diesel, and Gassy Lassy F1.

I'm not willing to watch years of breeding work just evaporate. If you grow seriously, you know what a stabilized line is worth, and you want to keep these in circulation, message me. Let's talk shop.

Contact

Website link is in my profile. Black Pine Genetics Dot Com & reddit @ black pine genetics dot com

Not a bot, supporters from last week are getting their orders, legitimate business. My AI content is generated from my workstation using locally hosted customized models, not datacenters; I'd rather focus on the product.

Sample of 3 users who received their order:

3 proofs of receipt

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpiderFarmer/comments/1v7h55x/comment/ozy2se2/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpiderFarmer/comments/1v1p8g2/comment/oyr72kb/

https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/ozkj4gw/

https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/oz3wb2x/

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 22 days ago

Shameless trying to make rent post: Liquidating Genetics Catalog

I'm liquidating my genetic catalog. Shameless trying to make rent post. Update 25% of the goal reached! Help a single father who lost his gov job to the shutdown keep a roof over his head & get something unique out of it.

I’ve spent the last few years building Black Pine Genetics into a serious genetics brand. I contracted with dedicated labs and ran both indoor and outdoor operations to isolate the strongest phenotypes I could find. Gassy Lassy F1 is the crown jewel: a fast-flowering auto engineered for disease resistance, drought tolerance, and a level canopy that still produces heavily. Its lineage is proprietary, it’s our best-selling release, and you’ll start seeing more real-world reviews coming in.

We were set to launch for the Black Friday rush. Instead, our banking and payment processors locked us out due to shifting regulatory language. We pivoted to focus on the New Jersey market, then got hit with the April 13 prohibition definitions around seed THC concentration limits.

At this point, the path forward for my business here has effectively been removed. On top of that, I’m facing eviction and it’s very real. There’s a gauge on the site showing actual deadlines and how close this is. So far I’ve raised enough to cover one month of back rent, but I still need to handle August rent.

If we hit the August rent goal, I can fund another run of the sour diesel crosses that sold out so quickly. I have a much larger genetics library behind the scenes, so there are some interesting new crosses I can put into rotation.

For those who’ve already supported:

6 pack of freebies going out with every contribution towards resolution of my cost of living crisis.

If we reach the August 1 goal, a pack of freebies will go out to all supporters at no extra cost.

I’m not okay with letting years of genetic work disappear. If you’re a serious cultivator who values stabilized lines and wants to help keep these genetics in rotation, my inbox is open. Let’s talk shop.

New Website! Blackpinegenetics dot com

Vault List:

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3 - Sold out

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Ocean Freeze (Pure Cut)

Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze - Low inventory

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze - Sold out

Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto - Sold out

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Images show: Ocean Freeze, Donutz Triploid, Sour Diesel, and Gassy Lassy F1.

Contact:

Email: Reddit @ blackpinegenetics dot com

Website: blackpinegenetics dot com

Do not use Reddit comments to place orders. I will not answer pricing, shipping, or product questions here. This product is offered for research and souvenir purposes only.

Not a bot, supporters from last week are getting their orders, legitimate business. My AI content is generated from my workstation using locally hosted customized models, not datacenters; I'd rather focus on the product.

Sample of 3 users who received their order:

3 proofs of receipt

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpiderFarmer/comments/1v1p8g2/comment/oyr72kb/

https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/ozkj4gw/

https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/oz3wb2x/

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 25 days ago

Shameless trying to make rent for august post: Liquidating genetics catalog

Black Pine Genetics has been my project for the last several years and I built it to be taken seriously. I brought in dedicated labs under contract and ran indoor and outdoor side by side to pull out the strongest phenotypes I could get my hands on. Gassy Lassy F1 is the one I'm proudest of: fast-flowering auto, bred hard for disease resistance and drought tolerance, throws an even canopy and still yields like it should. The full lineage is LONG & mostly Proprietary but there's lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies) in there. Best seller we've had, & confirmation of delivery is trickling in.

Black Friday was supposed to be our launch window. What happened instead was our bank and our payment processors cutting us off, courtesy of regulatory language that kept moving. So we shifted the whole plan toward New Jersey, and then April 13 landed with new prohibition definitions on THC concentration in seed.

New Website: Black Pine Genetics Dot Com

There isn't really a road left for this business in its current shape, and the fallout landed on my household directly. My daughter and I are short on August rent and I'm selling down the vault to cover it. There's a meter on the site showing exactly where that stands.

Clearing August means I can bankroll another run of the sour diesel crosses that sold out within days. There's a lot more sitting in the library than what's public, so there are some crosses I'd like to get into rotation.

What you get

A 6 pack of freebies ships with every contribution.

If the August 1 number gets hit, another pack goes out to every supporter at no charge, & I'll do one last sour diesel cross run ahead of the Nov 2026 US cutoff.

Vault List

Available:

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Ocean Freeze (Pure Cut)

Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Low inventory:

Jimothy OG: Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze

Sold out:

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy

Pictured: Ocean Freeze, Donutz Triploid, Sour Diesel, and Gassy Lassy F1.

I'm not willing to watch years of breeding work just evaporate. If you grow seriously, you know what a stabilized line is worth, and you want to keep these in circulation, message me. Let's talk shop.

Contact

Website link is in my profile. Black Pine Genetics Dot Com & reddit @ black pine genetics dot com

Not a bot, supporters from last week are getting their orders, legitimate business. My AI content is generated from my gaming pc using locally hosted customized models, not datacenters; Please don't give me shit about it, I'm a cultivator not a web designer.

Sample of 3 users who received their order:

3 proofs of receipt

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https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingthebestgreens/comments/1v1tmse/comment/ozkj4gw/

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u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 26 days ago
▲ 687 r/plantbreeding+2 crossposts

Liquidating Genetics Catalog - Shameless going out of business & trying to make rent post

**Post Update** I was able to pay down my late June & July rent (7/23) and I am now no longer being evicted; I am overwhelmed with appreciation and I want to thank you all for your support from the bottom of my heart. This was a very stressful time and ya'll came through for me & I got to share my passion with you; For that I am so grateful. With that said, my daughter and I are still 3/4ths short of making rent for August so we still need your help. There is a meter on the website that shows where we are at, if we reach out goal, ALL supporters get an additional free pack of seeds sent out in addition to the freebies already sent & I will do a final sour diesel cross run before the Nov 2026 US deadline **Post Update**

I’ve spent the last few years building Black Pine Genetics into a serious genetics brand. I contracted with dedicated labs and ran both indoor and outdoor operations to isolate the strongest phenotypes I could find. Gassy Lassy F1 is the crown jewel: a fast-flowering auto engineered for disease resistance, drought tolerance, and a level canopy that still produces heavily. Its lineage is LONG & Proprietary but has some lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies), it’s our best-selling release, and you’ll start seeing more real-world reviews coming in.

We were set to launch for the Black Friday rush. Instead, our banking and payment processors locked us out due to shifting regulatory language. We pivoted to focus on the New Jersey market, then got hit with the April 13 prohibition definitions around seed THC concentration limits.

At this point, the path forward for my business here has effectively been removed. On top of that, I’m facing eviction and it’s very real. There’s a gauge on the site showing actual deadlines and how close this is. So far I’ve raised enough to cover one month of back rent, but I still need to handle:

Remaining late fees

Property manager legal fees

July rent

August rent

If we hit the August rent goal, I can fund another run of the sour diesel crosses that sold out so quickly. I have a much larger genetics library behind the scenes, so there are some interesting new crosses I can put into rotation.

For those who’ve already supported:

6 pack of freebies going out with every contribution towards resolution of my cost of living crisis.

If we reach the August 1 goal, a pack of freebies will go out to all supporters at no extra cost.

I’m not okay with letting years of genetic work disappear. If you’re a serious cultivator who values stabilized lines and wants to help keep these genetics in rotation, my inbox is open. Let’s talk shop.

New Website is in my user profile! Black Pine Genetics dot Com

Vault List:

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3 - Sold out

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Ocean Freeze (Pure Cut)

Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze - Low inventory

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK - Sold out

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze - Sold out

Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto - Sold out

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto - Sold out

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy - Sold out

Images show: Ocean Freeze, Donutz Triploid, Sour Diesel, and Gassy Lassy F1.

Contact:

Link to website in my profile or email me at info@black pine genetics dot com

Do not use Reddit comments to place orders. I will not answer pricing, shipping, or product questions here. This product is offered for research and souvenir purposes only. International accepted.

I seriously do not enjoy posting this as much as I've had to. I've been getting permission to post and reddit has been restoring my posts slowly due to report abuse by competitors and trolls. You'd see me less if you just let my posts run their course, I'm way more desperate than you are persistent.

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 1 month ago
▲ 23 r/trees

Liquidating genetic catalog. Shameless trying to make rent post

Website is https://blackpinegenetics.com

Reposted - Other post wound up in limbo after 188 upvotes

I spent the last few years sinking massive capital into building a legitimate genetics brand. I contracted with dedicated labs and ran extensive indoor and outdoor operations to isolate the absolute best phenotypes. The crown jewel of this labor was the Gassy Lassy F1; a violently fast flowering autoflower engineered specifically for total disease resistance; extreme drought tolerance; and an impeccably even canopy that yields heavy.

We were slated to go live for the Black Friday rush. Instead; we got completely sandbagged. Our banking and payment processors panicked and locked us out over shifting regulatory spending bills. We pivoted hard to focus strictly inward on the local New Jersey market; only to get entirely kneecapped by the sudden April 13th prohibition definitions regarding viable seed THC concentration limits.

The current infrastructure is designed to seamlessly crush independent breeders. I am now sitting on a massive catalog of elite stabilized genetics; my production investment is entirely gone; and I am facing a total structural wipeout of my livelihood.

I absolutely refuse to let years of rigorous genetic engineering rot in a dark room. I need to move this entire seed and clone archive immediately to survive this state engineered collapse.

If you are a serious cultivator who understands the sheer labor required to stabilize these traits and wants to preserve these lines in your own library; my inbox is open. Let us talk shop.

The Vault List:

  • The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3
  • Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze
  • Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze
  • Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze
  • Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze
  • Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze
  • Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy F1
  • Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze
  • Ocean Freeze (Pure Cut)
  • Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze
  • Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade
  • Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake
  • Sour Diesel x Lemon AK
  • Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze
  • Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound
  • Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy
  • Gassy Lassy F1 Auto
  • Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto
  • Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto
  • Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy

Reddit@blackpinegenetics.com

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 1 month ago
▲ 177 r/trees

Liquidating genetic catalog. Shameless trying to make rent post.

Website is https://blackpinegenetics.com

I spent the last few years sinking massive capital into building a legitimate genetics brand. I contracted with dedicated labs and ran extensive indoor and outdoor operations to isolate the absolute best phenotypes. The crown jewel of this labor was the Gassy Lassy F1; a violently fast flowering autoflower engineered specifically for total disease immunity; extreme drought tolerance; and an impeccably even canopy that yields heavy.

We were slated to go live for the Black Friday rush. Instead; we got completely sandbagged. Our banking and payment processors panicked and locked us out over shifting regulatory spending bills. We pivoted hard to focus strictly inward on the local New Jersey market; only to get entirely kneecapped by the sudden April 13th prohibition definitions regarding viable seed THC concentration limits.

The current infrastructure is designed to seamlessly crush independent breeders. I am now sitting on a massive catalog of elite stabilized genetics; my production investment is entirely gone; and I am facing a total structural wipeout of my livelihood.

I absolutely refuse to let years of rigorous genetic engineering rot in a dark room. I need to move this entire seed and clone archive immediately to survive this state engineered collapse.

If you are a serious cultivator who understands the sheer labor required to stabilize these traits and wants to preserve these lines in your own library; my inbox is open. Let us talk shop.

The Vault List:

  • The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3
  • Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze
  • Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze
  • Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze
  • Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze
  • Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze
  • Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy F1
  • Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze
  • Ocean Freeze (Pure Cut)
  • Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze
  • Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade
  • Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake
  • Sour Diesel x Lemon AK
  • Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze
  • Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound
  • Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy
  • Gassy Lassy F1 Auto
  • Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto
  • Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto
  • Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy

Reddit@blackpinegenetics.com

Ocean Freeze, donutz, and sour diesel shown

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 1 month ago
▲ 5 r/u_Black_Pine_Genetics+1 crossposts

Liquidating genetic catalog. Shameless trying to make rent post.

Website is https://blackpinegenetics.com

I spent the last few years sinking massive capital into building a legitimate genetics brand. I contracted with dedicated labs and ran extensive indoor and outdoor operations to isolate the absolute best phenotypes. The crown jewel of this labor was the Gassy Lassy F1; a violently fast flowering autoflower engineered specifically for total disease immunity; extreme drought tolerance; and an impeccably even canopy that yields heavy.

We were slated to go live for the Black Friday rush. Instead; we got completely sandbagged. Our banking and payment processors panicked and locked us out over shifting regulatory spending bills. We pivoted hard to focus strictly inward on the local New Jersey market; only to get entirely kneecapped by the sudden April 13th prohibition definitions regarding viable seed THC concentration limits.

The current infrastructure is designed to seamlessly crush independent breeders. I am now sitting on a massive catalog of elite stabilized genetics; my production investment is entirely gone; and I am facing a total structural wipeout of my livelihood.

I absolutely refuse to let years of rigorous genetic engineering rot in a dark room. I need to move this entire seed and clone archive immediately to survive this state engineered collapse.

If you are a serious cultivator who understands the sheer labor required to stabilize these traits and wants to preserve these lines in your own library; my inbox is open. Let us talk shop.

The Vault List:

  • The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3
  • Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze
  • Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze
  • Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze
  • Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze
  • Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze
  • Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy F1
  • Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze
  • Ocean Freeze (Pure Cut)
  • Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze
  • Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade
  • Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake
  • Sour Diesel x Lemon AK
  • Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze
  • Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound
  • Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy
  • Gassy Lassy F1 Auto
  • Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto
  • Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto
  • Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy

Reddit@blackpinegenetics.com

u/Black_Pine_Genetics — 1 month ago