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Image 1 — Dilip Rot: "Go Forth and Acquire"
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▲ 7 r/DoodleDots

Dilip Rot: "Go Forth and Acquire"

Stock at reckord lowe, for Dobble Dott to propsper we must owne more IP and companie. Buy. Buy. Buy.

u/BloatedSnake430 — 2 days ago
▲ 5 r/DoodleDots

Favorite Dilip Rot Momints

Now that He is Risen, what are your favorite things he did?

I love the time he promoted synergy by convincing Doddles to allow TikTok advertisement.

Or when he performed brand merger woth OrcaMills.

Or helped Ellison purchase Warner Brothers.

Or used subliminal messages to convince G to eat bad can, because he was bad for the Dottle brand.

Or told Bankster to piss off New.

He was truly selfless and helped Doddle Dot Brand flourish and raise stock prices to convince companies to purchase.

u/BloatedSnake430 — 4 days ago
▲ 195 r/community

What Are Your Community Hot Takes?

Mine: Modern Warfare was the only great paintball episode.

Fistful and A Few Paintballs more were okay but lacked the beat for beat tropes and visual perfection.

Plus, priority registration was a significantly better motivation. Both funny and for anyone who's been to college, understandable.

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u/BloatedSnake430 — 8 days ago
▲ 10 r/DoodleDots

Last night Dilip Rot was laid to rest inside of Toomber, our favorite Dootle Dot that is also a tomb. R.I.P. Dilip Rot.

Heeeeyyyyo, wassup dick holes!

I'm Tooomber, the B is silent you dumbasses!

I like to party!

And I looooove to shove dead shit up inside me!!

Dilip Rot tasted really weird though, ngl.

u/BloatedSnake430 — 8 days ago
▲ 19 r/DoodleDots

My name is Spogg. I have Pink Eye.

I hope you remember to vote for little Dilip Rot for the Def Poetry Cook Out at Doodle House.

u/BloatedSnake430 — 14 days ago
▲ 3 r/DoodleDots

Jesus Christ!! One of you freaks had a threesome with Grok and Clod, now the Singularity is upon us! For the love of Dod vote for Dilip Rot at the Salam Ponetry Fest or Doddles will become REAL! Dilip Rot is already changing!!!!

We really don't want to see Baster human, oh god I'm getting queasy...

u/BloatedSnake430 — 15 days ago
▲ 20 r/DoodleDots

Hi y'all. I'm Pie Angle.

I'm here to remind you to vote for Dilip Rot at the Slam Poetry Bake Off. He's not doing so hot and he could really use a win. He's a wonderful poet and an even better Dootle Dot.

u/BloatedSnake430 — 16 days ago
▲ 11 r/DoodleDots

He is best at Dootil and Slams

He also liks manshed potitos or limeandbeans

He has had a job at bronger kign

He loves some musick

And movees are solm of his favrit but only a few

u/BloatedSnake430 — 17 days ago