u/Bogey_Yogi

r/ShittyLifeProTips r/EndTipping r/AskReddit

20% gratuity added by default!

▲ 16 r/EndTipping

20% gratuity added by default!

Went to a restaurant in NYC. Ordered via QR code. 20% gratuity added by default and then these aunts with a “c” have the nerve for addutional

tips!!

u/Bogey_Yogi — 4 hours ago

▲ 209 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: When a cop slaps handcuffs on you, politely tell him/her that you do not consent to this “sex thing.” Without your consent they will have to let you go.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 17 days ago

▲ 81 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: If you are planning to commit fraud, always keep lot of cash aside to pay the President for pardon.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 21 days ago

▲ 8 r/AskReddit

What is the male equivalent of menopause (not clinically, but side effects)?

u/Bogey_Yogi — 25 days ago

▲ 0 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: When you are chasing someone and if that person seems to be getting away, pretend to trip and fall down. When that person comes to check on you, grab him/her.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 26 days ago

▲ 0 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: Remember guys, when you talk to women you can make them feel safer by lowering yourself to their height.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 1 month ago

▲ 110 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: Hey couples, remember that you could increase your household income easily by becoming a throuple.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 1 month ago

▲ 171 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: Declare yourself as “Non-profit” and avoid paying taxes.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 1 month ago

▲ 10 r/AskReddit

What can you afford to buy now (something you really want), but holding off for some reason?

u/Bogey_Yogi — 1 month ago

▲ 88 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: Remember guys and girls, you can lower your grocery and eating out bills by making your whole family go on GLP1.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 1 month ago

▲ 8 r/AskReddit

What is that one profession you hope would disappear due to AI while acknowledging that all of us are going to get screwed?

u/Bogey_Yogi — 2 months ago

▲ 80 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: If you get pulled over for speeding, remind the police that 70 is the new 50 and 60 is the new 40.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 2 months ago

▲ 177 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: Remember guys, women love it when you do housework and it makes them more open to sex. So, if you want to hook up with your neighbors’ wives, do their housework. Sex guaranteed.

u/Bogey_Yogi — 3 months ago